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You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's
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My mom just got off the phone with someone at Domino's. I told her to order the 2 pizzas for $12 deal. Everyone knows about this deal as they've had it going on for like over 2 years now. When she told the guy, he said that they didn't have any kind of deal like that, but that they DID have a pick any item deal where if you get at least two items you get them for $5.99 each.
:facepalm:
How the fuck does someone NOT know that 6+6=12? This is some 1st grade shit. They could hire 1st graders at Domino's that would do a better job than this guy.


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Edited by bryguy (08/17/12 06:48 PM)

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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy] * 3
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5.99 + 5.99 = 11.98

11.98 =/= 12


:hemohat:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: WScott]
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..Yeah, I got 11.98. Hold on, let me re-calculate......


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: WScott]
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WScott said:
5.99 + 5.99 = 11.98

11.98 =/= 12


:hemohat:


Thanks for trolling my thread. :thumbup:

Same fucking difference. Anyone who wasn't a :tard: would have known exactly what she was talking about. I have NEVER heard anyone call it the 2 for $11.98 deal.
:rolleyes:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy]
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He might have been stoned :shrug: or just not giving a fuck and trolling your mom.


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: mellowparty]
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I don't believe you even need to know how to read to work there,seriously!

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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy]
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Thats like a 'word problem'.  People have a much harder time applying math via 'word problems' than just doing basic math concepts.

6+6=12
6 dollar pizza + 6 dollar pizza = wtf I hate word problems!@

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Edited by Infinitys Minute (10/08/16 05:45 AM)

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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: mellowparty]
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mellowparty said:
He might have been stoned :shrug: or just not giving a fuck and trolling your mom.


lol I don't think so I could kind of hear his voice over the phone and he seemed to be really trying to help her. Also, I have NEVER been so blazed that I forgot that 6+6=12

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Thats like a 'word problem'.  People have a much harder time applying math via 'word problems' than just doing basic math concepts.

6+6=12
6 dollar pizza + 6 dollar pizza = wtf I hate word problems!@


Yes but the operation itself is SO fucking simple that if you're not brain dead it shouldn't pose a problem.


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: Infinitys Minute]
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Infinitys Minute said:
When you've worked hundreds of hours at a pizza place (especially if you work tired/drunk/stoned like me), some of the customers will have heard you say some dumb shit. It happens. :shrug:


lol if he had really worked that many hours that means he is an even bigger :tard: because I find it very hard to believe that he has never heard that deal phrased that way before. He should have known instantly what it meant if he was experienced.

Also what makes him seem even more stupid is that apparently he is smart enough to have all their offers memorized but not smart enough to know that 6+6=12. VERY simple operation...you are adding two fucking SINGLE digit numbers together. Math literally doesn't get more basic than that.


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Edited by Infinitys Minute (10/08/16 05:45 AM)

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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy]
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:lol:

I used to fuck with people like that at my job.

When I was a cashier at one of my old jobs, someones total came to 1.07 and I said "You owe one hundred and seven cents." and the girl looked at me and said "are you retarded?"

Hah!

Jobs are only worthwhile if you can troll the costumer. Especially if you make shitty money.

If you're a CEO I can see you being more mature. But c'mon man... it's fucking dominos.


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: Infinitys Minute]
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Infinitys Minute said:
He probably thought "oh wait.... :facepalm:" right after he said that.

Get over it :shrug:


Nope...he and my mom literally had to talk for a full minute or two before ironing it out when he should have known what 2 for 12 meant INSTANTLY especially since he had apparently been there long enough to have the deals memorized. It wasn't just a WTF moment.

I get that you worked in the same job and you feel some sense of comradery for the guy and the need to defend him but just face it...this guy was a total and absolute tard.


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: Bundy]
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Bundy said:
:lol:

I used to fuck with people like that at my job.

When I was a cashier at one of my old jobs, someones total came to 1.07 and I said "You owe one hundred and seven cents." and the girl looked at me and said "are you retarded?"

Hah!

Jobs are only worthwhile if you can troll the costumer. Especially if you make shitty money.

If you're a CEO I can see you being more mature. But c'mon man... it's fucking dominos.


lol if he was really a troll he was an expert troll because by the sound of it he was really trying to be helpful. If he was that intelligent and that good at trolling then I feel bad for him that he has to work in such a shitty job.

If not...why is he holding a job like this when there are so many jobless people that know what 6+6 equals right off the top of their fucking head? Not saying that is the ONLY requirement for a job but c'mon...I would at least think they would try to keep the IQ of their employees above 40. :crankey:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy] * 1
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Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, 'The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language, and the letters are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without which means it is humanly impossible to comprehend a single word. Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth.'

This is why pop culture instills nausea in everyone in regards to math, so everyone wanders around in an idiot box, I mean dark labyrinth, I mean service job, I mean...
Anyways.. math is awesome. Get some. Calculus baby :noargument:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: Infinitys Minute]
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Infinitys Minute said:
Maybe but fuck it bro at least he's cutting your pizza not designing seatbelts or some shit you know?


lol I agree and it doesn't really bother me that much, it just kind of had me :rofl:

Anyways I got my pizza now and I'm about to put on God Bless America on Netflix while I eat.
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This is why pop culture instills nausea in everyone in regards to math


Haha fighting back against idiot-driven pop culture...that is EXACTLY what the movie I'm about to watch is about. Well timed post on your part!
:bigyesnod:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy]
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bryguy said:
Infinitys Minute said:
Maybe but fuck it bro at least he's cutting your pizza not designing seatbelts or some shit you know?


lol I agree and it doesn't really bother me that much, it just kind of had me :rofl:

Anyways I got my pizza now and I'm about to put on God Bless America on Netflix while I eat.
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This is why pop culture instills nausea in everyone in regards to math


Haha fighting back against idiot-driven pop culture...that is EXACTLY what the movie I'm about to watch is about. Well timed post on your part!
:bigyesnod:


Ah excellent! Is it idiocracy perhaps? What movie are you about to watch?


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: JesusIsLord]
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Ah excellent! Is it idiocracy perhaps? What movie are you about to watch?


Nope, it's called God Bless America and it's about this guy who gets diagnosed with cancer and then goes on a killing spree murdering all these annoying reality TV show, sweet 16, and pop culture whores. It's definitely going to be refreshing to see something like that, even if it is fiction. You can find the trailer on youtube and I'm sure you can stream it somewhere else on the internet even if you don't have Netflix. :awegroove:


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Re: You don't need to know basic math to work for Domino's [Re: bryguy]
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oh yeah haha I saw the preview for that pretty funny. "Are you really gonna park in two spaces" "Yeah f*** you" "No f*** you" hahaha


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