saxcidjazz said:

The funniest one I've seen was probably when one of my friends was convinced he could do the gallon of milk in under an hour thing.  We tried to talk him out of it but he was insistent so we picked him up a gallon of milk.  He actually got probably 3/4 of the way through it and then I jokingly egged him on to finish it off and he took one more gulp before exploding the most incredible stream of white vomit I've seen.  It went all the way from mouth to ground in one massive stream, pausing intermittently for breaths.

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Here in Australia, it's 2 litres in 20 minutes.

The first liter always goes down fine, but the 2nd doesn't go down so great. And it has to be full cream milk, not that light shit.

We had a bunch of guys on the ship I used to work on try it, and they got some great footage of it too.

A couple of the funniest spews I've seen;

the first was years ago, a mate and I were at this dudes house smoking bucket bongs (I think you americans call them gravity bongs or something)

anyway, we were completely smoked out... we'd smoked ungodly amounts of weed all night and were just kind of flaking out on the couch. My mate goes to take one last cone before blackout, and must have pushed down too fast or something and cops a nasty lungfull of nasty... all of a sudden he goes white and tries to get up, but being so fucked up he just sort of stumbles, I can see he's about to throw up.... he stumbles through the living room towards the glass sliding door outside, doesn't get the door open because it's locked... and powerchucks this huge torrent all over the glass door, the whole time his hands clumsily fumbling through the spew trying to open the door, and he's just smearing it all over the rest of the door that's not already covered, then just gives up and kind of slides down the door in his own spew and ends up on the floor lying there until the guy who's house it was tells him to get the fuck up and clean that shit up


the other was one night a bunch of us were on pills just chilling out at home and another friend who's always been susceptible to nose bleeds and random spews was shirtless and wearing the aussie flag as a cape and an akubra hat. He was standing there doing some spartacus pose then all of a sudden goes "I feel a bit HMMMMPPH" and puts his hand over his mouth right as he spews, and this massive spray of spew starts torrenting out the side of his hands like in a movie. then he's just kind of like "oh." back to normal, and goes and gets a bucket and cleans it up like nothing had even happened, like he'd spilled a glass of water or something

BargainBab said:

dick chutney

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