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What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw?
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For me it was a party after senior year of high school.  Two band nerds that i knew were sitting down on a couch, it was maybe midnight.  They were both really drunk but one was wayyyyy too drunk and my friends and I had been plying him with liquor all night for fun :nonono:  I think it was his first time really getting drunk.

He was lying with his head leaning on the other band nerd, and they were both having a great time.  One minute they were laughing and smiling.  Next minute the too-drunk band nerd fell asleep with his head leaning on his friend.  Cute huh? Well then a torrent of puke just comes bubbling out of his mouth, like a waterfall, all over the other kid.  And then that other kid puked like 10 minutes later.  I lol'd.


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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My senior year of high school me and my best friend were hotboxing one morning before class and he had taken a huge hit and he puked all over his hands and lap. So he goes inside his house to get paper towels and I stay in the car to smoke and just as I take a huge hit I start laughing thinking about my friend throwing up. Which caused me to then throw up on myself just as he walked back to the car.


Good times. :awehigh:


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
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:lol:


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: The Vapor]
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The Vapor said:
:lol:



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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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Me and 2 of my (Down4Life-15+yrs)friends were trippin on tye-dye blotter bout 10 years ago.  We had a green acrylic bong with an 8up sticker on the bottom, filled with ice, that we were smoking some Juicy Fruit nugs out of.  My homie didn't realize how thick he had gotten his hit, and tried to clear it without exhaling first(from filling the bong up) and he choked so hard he threw up in front of him.  Luckily we hadn't eaten all day and it was just some stomach acid.  He got up and cleaned his own puke up, and said he started tripping SUPER hard after that hit.  Ironic-I used to post on the shroomery as PukeDawg or some shit over 10 years ago.


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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It was me puking, in college, I drank a bottle of red way too fast and ending getting sick.

My roommate was with me in the bathroom laughing at me and filming me puking. The vomit was red like the wine and chunky and really fucking nasty.

Now its just an old memories... and a movie file on my computer.


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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For me it was when i was like 12... smoked a joint of nice sticky squidgy black hash, 2 tokes.. while having my haircut.... i stood up slid across the kitchen units and landed in the kitchen sink whitey'd out...spewed my ringer funny  as fuck...

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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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I smoked weed about a year ago with a buddy, and puked in his bathroom. I hit everything but the toilet ( Hey at least he got a free bathroom cleaning out of it )

He comes in, still taking hits from the bowl, and goes "Hey man, did you have chili today?"

:lol:

I totally had a bowl of chili before we got baked too.


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: Bundy]
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The funniest one I've seen was probably when one of my friends was convinced he could do the gallon of milk in under an hour thing.  We tried to talk him out of it but he was insistent so we picked him up a gallon of milk.  He actually got probably 3/4 of the way through it and then I jokingly egged him on to finish it off and he took one more gulp before exploding the most incredible stream of white vomit I've seen.  It went all the way from mouth to ground in one massive stream, pausing intermittently for breaths.

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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: saxcidjazz]
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saxcidjazz said:
The funniest one I've seen was probably when one of my friends was convinced he could do the gallon of milk in under an hour thing.  We tried to talk him out of it but he was insistent so we picked him up a gallon of milk.  He actually got probably 3/4 of the way through it and then I jokingly egged him on to finish it off and he took one more gulp before exploding the most incredible stream of white vomit I've seen.  It went all the way from mouth to ground in one massive stream, pausing intermittently for breaths.



LOL a friend of mine did that too, (god rest his soul)... practically same amounts also...

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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: saxcidjazz]
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Last week I was on my friends iphone while everyone was drinking beers. I left a site on his iphone as a prank when he got on safari.

This one girl had waayy too many beers.

This guy goes on safari and shows everyone the site and this chick starts puking :rofl2:

This was the site:
tubgirl.ca


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: blackhawk]
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I never saw it, but whenever my father would vomit it would sound like he's exorcising some demon. It sounded so loud and weird, that i would laugh and then my mother would get all pissed off with me

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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: blackhawk]
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tubgirl is fucked up i am not gonna click that  :projectile:


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: DeathSpider]
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DeathSpider said:
I never saw it, but whenever my father would vomit it would sound like he's exorcising some demon. It sounded so loud and weird, that i would laugh and then my mother would get all pissed off with me


he probably was getting something weird out haha


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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oojijimoo said:
DeathSpider said:
I never saw it, but whenever my father would vomit it would sound like he's exorcising some demon. It sounded so loud and weird, that i would laugh and then my mother would get all pissed off with me


he probably was getting something weird out haha



probably. I've only heard it happen a couple of times, as he'd rarely get sick. But damn that was weird.

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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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i saw one of my friends projectile puke onto my friends walls once, that was pretty good. the guy was a big sort of person, and we had all been drinking at this guys house that night. anyway we all had a bit too much to drink. we were all going to bed and setting up our beds and stuff, and this guy was completely obliterated just sitting on the bed, and he just starts puking up everywhere from the seated position. and you could see in his eyes that they were glazed over and he just wasn't aware of what was going on. anyway this kid literally projectile puked for like a meter onto my friends walls, and shit was all dripping down the walls and puddling on the carpet and shit. like a vomit cannon or something. it was fucking nasty man.





and my other greatest puking story was from when i was a kid and my older brother brought one of his friends home from some party they went to. anyway this guy was WAAAAAAASTED. like completely fucked. they were out the front having a cigarette and i just said hey and stuff and went back inside. i went to bed cos it was late, and about 10 minutes later i hear out the front of my house at like 3-4 in the morning, this guy just start yelling like ooooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, and from this gradually building in pace yelling scream, he transitions into full puke, while screaming and yelling, so he's like ooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHEERRRGGGBBLLLLLRRURUGUGUURGUBHRGUHGHGUSEGVNOAEAHAAHhhhh. fucking best noise i ever heard man. if i was in person i could reproduce the sound alot better for you rather then just typing it out on text. but just imagine this kind of rising scream/yelling sound and then puking in the middle of it, like you heard his throat gargle up and then blurraguargahrgharghaghhhhhhhh it was fucking hilarious man. i felt sorry for my neighbours, you seriously would have been abel to hear this guy at the other end of the street it was that loud :lmafo:. that guy was a champion man. my bro's friends were some of the funniest people i ever met


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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:lol: that second one is great

okay i got another, one time at a party in some dorms there was this kid, and he is notorious for puking with NO warning whatsoever.  We had just smoked a blunt and he ate some chinese, a whole plate of it.  Then takes a shot.  Instantly goes pale as a ghost.  Then pukes all his chinese back out into his hands.  The funny thing is, it looked almost exactly the same coming out as it did going in.


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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oh you just reminded me of on christmas 2 or 3 years ago, we all had our family lunches and all that and all met up to hangout and drink on christmas night after we'd done all the family shit.


anyway this one guy, i swear, he managed to puke on 6 different people in one go. no shit man. we were all sitting in a circle on chairs, and he had to puke real bad. he wasn't even wasted or too high or anythign he just puked from over eating. anyway, he was about to puke, and he tried to like cover his mouth with his hand and stop himself puking, but all it did was make like grates for the puke to spew out of. shit fucking flew everywhere man. legit puked on 6 people. the cunt sitting next to him was wearing brand new white pants, that got half soaked in like orangey-red-pink puke with chunks and shit. i was sitting opposite from him and was pissing myself because i thought i didnt get hit at all. i checked my clothes and couldnt see shit so i thought i was sweet. anyway, for the next 2 days i smelled like puke where ever i went. and i couldn't work it out. i'm like man, what the fuck is this shit. i've changed all my clothes, had multiple showers, gone to different places and different areas, still smell like puke. and it was then that i realised this fucker had puked on my shoes man! LOL



ahhh good times man. i love it when people puke ay. in my group its celebrated. we call it " bandi'ing ", like oiii jimoo bandied. fcken funny shit man. we have also a thing called " the book of bandi " where when someone gets too fucked up and pukes shit everywhere and passes out, we try to get photos of them and add a chapter to the book of bandi, with whatever photos or evidence available at the time. like photos of before, during (the best) and after. as well as the puke shot too. its the funniest shit man


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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i was looking for a photo of my original story i know there's one out there but couldn't find it.

lol that he puked on your shoes, that says something but i'm not sure what :grin:


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Re: What is the funniest/craziest puke you ever saw? [Re: g00ru]
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Me and my friend were driving home from a party in Stockton after waking up to find that all of our friends had left. Driving down highway 12 at 5am, my friend says he needs to puke. I tell him wait until another car can see. He rolls the window down and starts puking. He's got long hair, and his hair was waving in the wind with chunks of chicken feet, steak, burgers pieces and other pieces flying everywhere behind the car. What made this even funnier, was looking in my rear view mirror to see the puke catching a draft from the top of the car and disappearing behind us into the dark. This went on for about five or six miles. I was laughing and crying and my friend used some choice words while telling me to shut up.

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