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catnip40
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Jake1715]
#16204417 - 05/09/12 11:42 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Jake1715 said:

Alright so I've been hearing a lot about this lately. Based on reports from various places and what not, it sounds like if you put toothpaste on your nipples you can get pretty damn high.

BUT, it's also on "Know your meme," which raises doubts.

Has anyone tried this? If you did, did you get high as all hell? Or did you just end up looking like an idiot?

I'm trying it right now believe it or not.. I'm 98% certain I'm just going to have cold minty nipples and feel pretty stupid here in a bit, but hey what the hell not right?

:lolsy:

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trekie
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Bundy]

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#16204427 - 05/09/12 11:45 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

LOL they calling it pasting .

Worse that can happen is your nipples are minty fresh try it and give us a trip report

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NWlight
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: trekie]
#16204434 - 05/09/12 11:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

one time i sucked on my gf's nipples right after brushing my teeth.

she got so fucked up she was moaning and shit

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Mushroomlover420
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: trekie]
#16204436 - 05/09/12 11:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:jiggletits:

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Dark_Star
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Mushroomlover420]
#16204479 - 05/09/12 11:58 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Wow. How desperate can you be to get fucked up?

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dondija

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: toothpaster]
#16204600 - 05/09/12 12:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

toothpaster said:

Of course it's real! http://toothpastenipple.com

The comments on that site are GOLD Jerry GOLD

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: dondija]
#16204605 - 05/09/12 12:38 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Prisoner#1 actually invented the technique, if I'm not mistaken

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Salomon
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: realfuzzhead]
#16204641 - 05/09/12 12:48 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

~~if this worked then if would be more effective to absorb it into your blood stream through the gums and stomach than the nipples...~~

I MEAN WHOSE GONNA BE THE HERO TO SHOOT UP TOOTH PASTE INTO THEIR ARM???

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Hobozen

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Salomon]
#16204937 - 05/09/12 02:17 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Hobozen]
#16204957 - 05/09/12 02:22 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

how dumb.. everyone knows it's all about Gold-Bond mentholated powder on your anus that gets you fucked up.

I'm buzzing off of 2 grams right now.

I feel like I could fart a snowball..

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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Synapse Trap]
#16204974 - 05/09/12 02:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Synapse Trap said:

how dumb.. everyone knows it's all about Gold-Bond mentholated powder on your anus that gets you fucked up.

I'm buzzing off of 2 grams right now.

I feel like I could fart a snowball..

IV Gold-Bond is where it's at bro. :fatfear:

:fatfear:

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Prisoner#1
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: realfuzzhead]
#16205018 - 05/09/12 02:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

realfuzzhead said:

Prisoner#1 actually invented the technique, if I'm not mistaken

it's all about the research, learning what's in the substances and how it's
absorbed into the body. I recommend products with larger abrasives such as
baking soda and to avoid the organic stuff

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Morgenstern
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Jake1715]
#16205080 - 05/09/12 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

hOw MaNy BoNgRipZ KaN u TaKe?

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spoonbomb

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: toothpaster]
#16205092 - 05/09/12 02:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

toothpaster said:

Of course it's real! http://toothpastenipple.com

This sites legit.
Its where I first learnt to paste, just be careful
DONT LEAVE THE PASTE ON TOO LONG OR YOUR NIPPLES WILL GET FUCKED UP.

here is one of mine after a particularly long binge, I went through 3 tubes of aquafresh and one sensodyne that weekend.

Thank god I'm off it now but whenever I even see toothpaste now i get that cool tingly feeling which makes me fiend for just a brush full

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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: spoonbomb]
#16205126 - 05/09/12 02:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

i inject liquid shots of dr.pepper into my peehole. trip report coming soon. i did the mint nipples thing many times and trip bawlz yo

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DeathCompany
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]

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#16205307 - 05/09/12 03:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I had a pretty bad habit of nipple dippin back in Highschool. I had a relapse about a year ago and finished off couple tubes in one day which I got from the house. My girlfriend came home and found me naked in the front yard wrestling the neighbors cat with toothpaste all over my nips and chest but thats another story for the trip vault.

Lets just say once my girlfriend found out I had a history with the paste she removed all of it from our home. Its funny she had never even heard of it before and thought it sounded ridiculous. Ive lived in a toothpaste free house ever since. I mean fuck she used to ration me every morning and watch me brush my teeth but she caught on that I was holding some in my mouth and i would spit it up and rub it all over them nips. I mean allllllll over them nips. I would even do both at once cause of my tolerance. I mean yeah it was diluted but i would do anything to feel the way T paste makes me feel just one more time. Now I have to brush with just water and I got some nap as breath. Im scrachin myself just thinkin about it.

Dont fuck with the paste unless you want to turn your life into a waste.

:crankey:

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Poor Boy
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: blackhawk]
#16205386 - 05/09/12 03:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: DeathCompany]
#16205396 - 05/09/12 03:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

DeathCompany said:

I had a pretty bad habit of nipple dippin back in Highschool. I had a relapse about a year ago and finished off couple tubes in one day which I got from the house. My girlfriend came home and found me naked in the front yard wrestling the neighbors cat with toothpaste all over my nips and chest but thats another story for the trip vault.

Lets just say once my girlfriend found out I had a history with the paste she removed all of it from our home. Its funny she had never even heard of it before and thought it sounded ridiculous. Ive lived in a toothpaste free house ever since. I mean fuck she used to ration me every morning and watch me brush my teeth but she caught on that I was holding some in my mouth and i would spit it up and rub it all over them nips. I mean allllllll over them nips. I would even do both at once cause of my tolerance. I mean yeah it was diluted but i would do anything to feel the way T paste makes me feel just one more time. Now I have to brush with just water and I got some nap as breath. Im scrachin myself just thinkin about it.

Dont fuck with the paste unless you want to turn your life into a waste.

:lolsy:

:lolsy:

:lolsy:

im seriously still laughing out loud wow you got me so good

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#16205430 - 05/09/12 03:52 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I was trying to make my cat and my neighbors cat kiss cause I thought they both secretely wanted to be friends.

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NWlight
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Poor Boy]
#16205477 - 05/09/12 04:03 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

~~Nipples~~

:loldongs:

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