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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Symbols]
#16059685 - 04/08/12 03:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

The only awesome thing about easter is a day off and chocolate eggs :awedance:

:awedance:

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MorphinTime
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Beanhead]
#16059761 - 04/08/12 04:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Don't forget the deviled eggs and sulfur bombs

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DeathSpider
the living dead girl

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Posts: 7,118

Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: MorphinTime]
#16059777 - 04/08/12 04:31 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

MorphinTime said:

Don't forget the deviled eggs and sulfur bombs

Easter must have been really interesting in your house

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GuruBushHippie
MountainMan

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: NWlight]
#16060129 - 04/08/12 09:38 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

NWlight said:

GuruBushHippie said:

Subconscious said:

Meh, I'm not religious and don't celebrate these holidays... but why you mad bro?

Because Christianity is the only religion that really gets to me. Simple as that. Might as well be telling fucking fairy tales.

they are all equally BS Christianity isn't special.

Also, the bible is what you make it.

take it literally and it becomes a childrens' story which is obviously not true. This is how you have chosen to interpret it, as a child would (as creationists do, fellow children)

Taken allegorically and metaphorically it is a wonderful book about how to live your life and a belief system surrounding love and tolerance.

you would do well to study the words of Jesus, not what the catholic church turned him into.

(and i'm not even christian....)

I've actually read all ot the Bible. I don't believe Jesus said any of that shit. I actually don't believe he existed.

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CosmicFool
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: GuruBushHippie]

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#16060145 - 04/08/12 09:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

GuruBushHippie said:

I really do hate Christian holidays though. It's 30 minutes past midnight here and i've already had to close my facebook for the night simply to not have half of my friends hate me tomorrow. "remember the reason for the holiday, Jesus Christ who died for us, blah, blah, blah, blah..." just shoot me.

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GuruBushHippie
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: CosmicFool]
#16060159 - 04/08/12 10:00 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:ahahaha:

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LestWeForget

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: GuruBushHippie]
#16060302 - 04/08/12 11:14 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

hell yeah!

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NWlight
Just look

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: LestWeForget]
#16060767 - 04/08/12 02:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

GuruBushHippie said:

Quote:

I actually don't believe he existed.

oh come on... he lived, dude. it's pretty well established as historical fact. Whether he is the son of god is where all the wars start happening.

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blujay
pass it b*ch!

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Beanhead]
#16060787 - 04/08/12 02:13 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly, superstition is for the weak, ignorant, or unenlightened; but that's the same reason you shouldn't be saying Fuck Easter, it's really not worth your time.

I had forgotten today was a holiday. I dressed in light pastels because it was a beautiful day and blended right in at the market.

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DivineIntensity
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: NWlight]
#16060806 - 04/08/12 02:18 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

NWlight said:

GuruBushHippie said:

Subconscious said:

Meh, I'm not religious and don't celebrate these holidays... but why you mad bro?

Because Christianity is the only religion that really gets to me. Simple as that. Might as well be telling fucking fairy tales.

they are all equally BS Christianity isn't special.

Also, the bible is what you make it.

take it literally and it becomes a childrens' story which is obviously not true. This is how you have chosen to interpret it, as a child would (as creationists do, fellow children)

Taken allegorically and metaphorically it is a wonderful book about how to live your life and a belief system surrounding love and tolerance.

you would do well to study the words of Jesus, not what the catholic church turned him into.

(and i'm not even christian....)

Just gained so much fucking respect for you :awethumb:

:awethumb:

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passifloracaerulea

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: DivineIntensity]
#16060836 - 04/08/12 02:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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cacharstar
Strange is good...

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Re: Fuck set and Astarte

[Re: DivineIntensity]
#16060838 - 04/08/12 02:28 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Happy Astarte bitches...

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ganjfather
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: NWlight]
#16061418 - 04/08/12 05:15 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

NWlight said:

GuruBushHippie said:
Quote:

I actually don't believe he existed.

oh come on... he lived, dude. it's pretty well established as historical fact. Whether he is the son of god is where all the wars start happening.

There is no evidence that he ever existed.

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mikeisapro
Pro

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Symbols]
#16061453 - 04/08/12 05:23 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Symbols said:

I was waiting for this..

Easter has nothing to do with Jesus. It's just another pagan idea the christians adopted. The whole religion including the bible were based on older stories.

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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: mikeisapro]
#16061476 - 04/08/12 05:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Well fuck you too msn

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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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mikeisapro
Pro

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#16061723 - 04/08/12 06:44 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

U mad?

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trip forever
Stranger

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: mikeisapro]
#16061757 - 04/08/12 06:54 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Easter isn't about Jesus.

It's about hallmark.

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mikeisapro
Pro

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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: trip forever]
#16061790 - 04/08/12 07:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, but it was never about jesus.

The origin of the tradition is pagan.

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Kamikaze
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: mikeisapro]
#16061804 - 04/08/12 07:04 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think being in a specifically Catholic country is worse - Catholicism is THE most ridiculous branch of Christianity!
I mean, in Ireland there's STILL a ban from buying alcohol on good friday! DAFUQ!

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Pigasus
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Re: Fuck Jesus and Easter.

[Re: Kamikaze]
#16061814 - 04/08/12 07:06 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

y'all have heard the original version of OP's song right?

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