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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Morphogenesis]
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Morphogenesis said:
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My other cousin was raped when she was 17 and got pregnant and gave birth to the kid. Pretty sad story. That was about 13 years ago and she is a very nice person. On a side note she is like 4'10" tall, but not a midget.


And people say God is love.


What in the hell.... I don't even...


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: PreparationH]
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PreparationH said:
Morphogenesis said:
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My other cousin was raped when she was 17 and got pregnant and gave birth to the kid. Pretty sad story. That was about 13 years ago and she is a very nice person. On a side note she is like 4'10" tall, but not a midget.


And people say God is love.


What in the hell.... I don't even...


:awewtf:


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Hajnal]
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Hajnal said:
PreparationH said:
Morphogenesis said:
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My other cousin was raped when she was 17 and got pregnant and gave birth to the kid. Pretty sad story. That was about 13 years ago and she is a very nice person. On a side note she is like 4'10" tall, but not a midget.


And people say God is love.


What in the hell.... I don't even...


:awewtf:


:freshwtf:


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: 245willow19]
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Esekon Kelly said:
stop troling bro. nobody admits that shit on the internet unless your an A***


What is an A***?

I'm not trolling. I want to fuck my cousin. Sorry that's beyond comprehension for you.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Morphogenesis]
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:lolsy:

I'd fuck my 2nd cousin given the chance, she's hot as hell. First cousins, no fuckin way.

My cousins are basically a group of self importent assholes, fuck em. Save for a few who are cool as shit.

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
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I've been partying with my cousin for years until one day we got really drunk and somehow we made out pretty heavy and he asked if I would have a threesome with him and his wife(who is always hitting on me). My boyfriend was passed out and his wife was passed out, so he tried to get me to have sex with him instead. Thank goodness his shit went soft before we did. I regret it and don't know how it happened. He said he's wanted me since we were kids and we did mess around as kids. His wife looks almost just like me, now I know why he married her, because he couldn't have me, I suppose.

Anyway, it was so awkward we didn't see each other for a couple months, then when I did, him and my boyfriend got into it and his little redneck buddy came in and sucker punched my boyfriend, it knocked him out. Which made my boyfriend go ape shit(he's a very large guy), my cousin and his buddy run outside, my boyfriend pursues him, my cousin runs back inside and locks my boyfriend out and calls the cops cause my boyfriend was trying to bring the door down. The redneck took off somewhere.

We rode home in a cop car cause my cousin came and picked us up and we didn't have our car. I dunno why it happened, we were all best friends too. Guess all good things must come to an end.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: LadySativa]
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That story went from sexy to trashy. :lol:


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Morphogenesis]
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Morphogenesis said:
Esekon Kelly said:
stop troling bro. nobody admits that shit on the internet unless your an A***


What is an A***?

I'm not trolling. I want to fuck my cousin. Sorry that's beyond comprehension for you.

I'd bang my second cousin too, she's very hot and I barely know her. It's not that uncommon I don't think.

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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Cousins make dozens.

I want the guilt. It's hard to get these days where hedonism is the modus operandi of society.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Hmm...lemme see...one cousin is a 30-something badass who works as a civil engineer. I'm fairly confident that hes a millionaire. His brother is a failure whos in his 30's and works in a meijer warehouse and has a wife and kid and a house he knew he couldn't afford when he bought it. His younger sister is a mama's girl who turned down a full ride to a prestigious college just so she could stay close to mommy. The youngest sibling is a piece of shit who steals everything that isn't nailed down and pawns it for drug money (him and his friends actually robbed his own house...) while his mother blames all of it on his friends.

My other cousins are a 17 year old stoner whos pretty cool. Real gearhead too. Him and my uncle can fix damn near anything with an engine. Uncle was in mustang magazine a few times too. His little sister is one of those people that religiously believe in DARE and in general is one of those people you just want to kick in the face.

One cousin I have is a really nice girl who teaches first graders in Arizona when cause she decided she wanted to teach instead of going into chemical (or maybe it was biological) engineering. Her brother was one of those wannabe gangsters for the longest time and dropped out of high school and now has a kid and works as a truck driver.

And my last 2 cousins are pretty cool. Ones a real quiet type of guy but once you get him talking hes fuckin hilarious. The other is a few years older then me and used to be inseparable from the thieving cousin mentioned before but once he finally broke it off he became a really cool guy.

I've considered doing some droogz with a few of them but decided I didn't wanna risk them mentioning it to the more gossipy members of my family...well that and I'm just greedy :awehigh:


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