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Tell us about your cousins
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Cousins are weird. They don't really feel like your relatives, just people that you've known all your life... but at the same time you do feel close to them. Or not, it depends.

We've all got some weird/crazy/awesome cousins. A hottie, a junkie, a nerd, a stupid ass annoying one, there's a lot. Plus it's not like uncles or aunts or parents where they're always older than you... cousins can be your age, they can be four, or they can be 30. So what's up with yours? Do you get along with them at all?

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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A hottie, a junkie, a nerd, a stupid ass annoying one



i'm all of these to all of my cousins.

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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GEncore said:
A hottie, a junkie, a nerd, a stupid ass annoying one,


my four cousins are exactly these people


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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Haven't seen any of my cousins in dozens of years.. Last time was a funeral, I think. I do have 1 cuz born on the same day as me...:shrug: . . . :peace:


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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one of mine is an admiral in the navy. :heart: im proud of him. hes my moms cousin though, so technically hes my 1st cousin once removed.

all my first cousins im not close to. theyre just kids that my aunt/uncle have.

i dont know my cousins on my dads side. and i dont consider my "cousins" from my step dad to be my cousins.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: GEncore]
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GEncore said:
We've all got some weird/crazy/awesome cousins. A hottie?


Elaborate what you mean? Hottie as in everyone (his friends etc) fancy him or ......Southern thing?

:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: 245willow19]
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Most of my cousins are like brothers/sisters to me, we don't have a big age difference, grew up together and always hang out when we meet.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: pouihi]
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I have a dead one, a weird bed pissing (at 31) one, a tough guy, a faggy guy, a future MLB player (id bet), a cop, high school weirdo chicks, one good looking, one not so much, super hyper ADD cousins,...

My fam is strange

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: pouihi]
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One of my cousins is the trouble maker drama queen that starts issues with the women right around the holidays EVERY YEAR.

My other cousin is cool, she's 26, has a kid, does her own thing.  The kid is 5 and cool, lotta fun, not a pain in the ass

I have a 10 year old cousin who is cool as shit, he's more mature than some friggin 16 year olds I know.  Real smart kid.


My other 2 cousins are shit head losers who will end up in prison, I guarantee it.

My aunt and uncles are where it's at, my cousins are weak.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: pouihi]
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same bro...always there for you especially when it comes to drug money! he he he


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: 245willow19]
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I really want to fuck my first cousin in a 3-day binge of vile debauchery.

The rest are just meh. One more person to block my access to the turkey.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: shLong]
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One of my cousins was always in trouble with the law and stole a car when he was 15 then my aunt and uncle made him come stay with my parents for a summer to see if they could straighten him out... ended up getting me to smoke cigarettes and drink beer when I was 12 lol (just a one time thing though) Now he is in prison.

My other cousin was raped when she was 17 and got pregnant and gave birth to the kid. Pretty sad story. That was about 13 years ago and she is a very nice person. On a side note she is like 4'10" tall, but not a midget.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: 245willow19]
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One cousin is a goody two shoes who works at walmart 3rd shift and is kinda judgemental cunt.
Her sister is sorta mentally challenged and can be annoying but is alright.
Their brother is a lawyer and he's easy enough to get along with

Then there's the other uncle who has like 8 kids, all of them pretty much suck except for one who is the cousin i get along most with even then we aren't the close.

Then there's the other uncle who has 2 kids
1 is an average girl, kinda annoying but not that bad
the other is a boy who changes who he is like everytime i see him and constantly talk to me about whatever new things he bought like i'm going to give a shit.

Then there's my dad's side but they are a buncha cunts and don't talk to us anymore because my oma is fucking senile.
But we still talk to 3 of the cousins on that side from time to time
one of them is a year younger then me and pretty awesome and engaged but i don't see her much.
the other 2 are younger and i don't know much about them.

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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Morphogenesis]
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Morphogenesis said:
I really want to fuck my first cousin in a 3-day binge of vile debauchery.

The rest are just meh. One more person to block my access to the turkey.


stop troling bro. nobody admits that shit on the internet unless your an A***


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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:lmafo: hold up, i totally forgot about a "cousin" on my step dads portion of the family.

so its a 30 year old girl who wishes she was a guy, she takes a bunch of hormones and dresses like a boy.

anyway, she looks like (and sounds like) a 12 year old boy.

i had heard that she was a tranny or whatever the fuck you call them, but forgot about it between hearing that and actually meeting her (about 2 years after hearing about it) and for about a day straight thought it was a 12 year old boy. then at dinner she started talking about college and i was like

:header:

i had to ask my mom later on in the day in private how smart the kid was to have been at college so young and she was like "....thats the girl who wishes she was a boy"

:lolsy: fuckin weird people


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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(And you want to fuck him/her in a vile 3 day fuck fest)


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: PreparationH]
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nah im not into 12 year old boys. or 30 year old women who wish they were boys.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: audiophoenix]
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My other cousin was raped when she was 17 and got pregnant and gave birth to the kid. Pretty sad story. That was about 13 years ago and she is a very nice person. On a side note she is like 4'10" tall, but not a midget.


And people say God is love.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: PreparationH]
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I chill with two of my cousins everyday, They're like brothers to me. But I also have a few other cousins that I haven't talked to in years.


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Re: Tell us about your cousins [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
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Mine is a heroin addict and steals shit :cookiemonster:


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