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breaking mattress in?
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Is this a real thing? I went from a garbage chinapedic mattress to this new sealy and had a horrible nights sleep but I loved the mattress in the store. Is it supposed to break in somehow? Imj0 just curious if I should return it since it did cost 600 dollars and I don't want it to be a waste. I fucking hate buying furniture...


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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I actually have some of the best sleeps in my life on the floor.:cookiemonster:


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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Not that I am aware of, granted sleeping on anything new or unusual makes my night of sleep suck.

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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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I can help you break it in :naughty:


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
Is this a real thing? I went from a garbage chinapedic mattress to this new sealy and had a horrible nights sleep but I loved the mattress in the store. Is it supposed to break in somehow? Imj0 just curious if I should return it since it did cost 600 dollars and I don't want it to be a waste. I fucking hate buying furniture...


Thats easy, you put a softball on it and tie a rope around the mattress and leave it for a few days.


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
I can help you break it in :naughty:



perv!


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
I can help you break it in :naughty:


Do u accept credit card?


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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Return it.  Did you buy it because it was all 'super soft'?  Because I did that once. I was like 'MAN this bed is like a fucking CLOUD!'

Then I started sleeping on the 900$ piece of shit, and it fucked my back and shoulders all up.

Come to find out, I sleep way better on the shitty box-spring one..
I returned it, and they charged a cleaning and restocking fee.


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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: RenzoSupreme]
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Well this is a boxspring one. Ya it felt awesome. Ill try it for 2 or 3 days I guess and I'm gonna see hif they'll even take it back... I honestly have the worst buyers remorse ever.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: breaking mattress in? [Re: pfxtc]
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The one in the store has probably had eight million people lie on it to see how soft it is.

Yours will break in eventually.


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