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Offlinedr0mni
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Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice?
    #5112005 - 12/27/05 05:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Well I was watching my sis' cat last week and one night I decide to party at my friends house and crash there. As I left I closed my door to my bedroom so that the mischevious kitty wouldn't fuck anything up. Little did I realize that not only had I LOCKED him in my room (those fuckers hide good!) but that I hadn't seen how mischevious this kitty could get!

So when I stumbled back to my house hung over and opened the door I saw the cat walk out, then I saw the pile of shit that it layed RIGHT ON MY BED!!! I mean for fucks' sake! Couldn't it have done it on the plastic floor cover for my desk-chair, or even on the floor like a fucking dog. It had to lay those fucking turds right where I sleep ($1000 mattress, comfy as a cloud!)! Needless to say I've been sleeping on my couch...

Anyways, so what is the best way to get my mattress to quit stinking like cat piss?

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112075 - 12/27/05 05:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Same way you fix up any other smelly pussy mess, douche.


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Re: Cleaning my piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112081 - 12/27/05 05:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Shoot.


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Re: Cleaning my piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5112147 - 12/27/05 05:31 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

spray with the cat piss smell remover spray sold at pet shops let it dry spray with frabreeze let it dry again then dust with that baking soda shit the smells good that the sprinkle on the carpet then vacuum it off with your wet vac and repeat if necessary.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112154 - 12/27/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

buy a new mattress.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: afoaf]
    #5112210 - 12/27/05 05:41 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Shoot.
agreed! its the only way!


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112291 - 12/27/05 05:55 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Mmmmmmm....CP.....



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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112302 - 12/27/05 05:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Clean it??? Extract that shit and mainline it man!


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Offlinedr0mni
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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5112399 - 12/27/05 06:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not getting a new mattress, this thing was too expensive and is WAAAYYY too comfy to throw out over a little cat piss.

Thanks Quantum! I wish I would've thought of that when I was at the pet store a few hours ago buying air pump tubing and fucking thermometers... :doh:

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5112400 - 12/27/05 06:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Kerosene.

And a match.

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112411 - 12/27/05 06:26 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

IME those cat piss removers don't work very well on mattresses. But if you go that route, the best one I know of is "Nature's Miracle" and is available at PetSmart.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #5112421 - 12/27/05 06:28 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

The way I see it...If there was no cat in the first place this wouldn't have happened. So, kill the cat...no problems from here on out. I had a girlfriend who had a cat that shat on her bed all the time! It was sick, I wanted to strangle the thing, but no, that cat is so perfect and innocent, it wasnt it's fault, it didn't know any better...Sorry but I hate cats and that chick.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5112446 - 12/27/05 06:37 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Clean it??? Extract that shit and mainline it man!




Great minds... When I saw the title, I thought I'd post the above.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: TM]
    #5112462 - 12/27/05 06:41 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

nevermind  :thumbup:

Edited by Amethyst_Acid (12/27/05 06:57 PM)

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
    #5112468 - 12/27/05 06:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Why tell me? I'm not the one with CP on my mattress.

I really hate it that SO MANY people have no clue how to reply to the proper post or are just too fuckin' lazy.


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: TM]
    #5112750 - 12/27/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

[Email]Yeah@![/Email] WtF is up wit dat... yo

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5112814 - 12/27/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

some type of upolstry cleaner? Kinda like a carpet cleaner.

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Re: Cleaning my piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT] * 2
    #5117659 - 12/29/05 01:52 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I've had good luck with Nature's Miracle too- although it is no miracle.

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: dr0mni]
    #24457764 - 07/04/17 07:01 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Piss


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: Ant89]
    #24457771 - 07/04/17 07:04 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

...? lol


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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24457777 - 07/04/17 07:06 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Fight fire with fire.

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Re: Cleaning cat piss out of a mattress... any advice? [Re: psi]
    #24457821 - 07/04/17 07:25 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Oh, wow. Throwback to an OG CP thread :lol:


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