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Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon)
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I had a dream the other night about 'zombies'...They weren't slow moving zombies either, and they didn't rise out from the grave, they were like vampires, they had to eat you or your blood to stay alive.

I woke up the next day and Resident Evil was on all day :lol:

Let's say if it really happened it would be more of an 'Alien Virus' that is like an epidemic...


Anyways say it happens this halloween...


What weapon would you use?

Personally Im about to buy a Hanwei tactical Wakizashi :grin:

Wakazashi being the real 'ninja' sword







And remember these are some fast ass vampire zombies! :donniedarko:

Edited by TeamAmerica (10/15/11 05:34 PM)

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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I've got a machete and few baseball bats that would come in handy. I think more important would be to wear heavy clothing or something they can't easily bite through.
You'd still want it to be lightweight enough that it doesn't limit your range of motion or slow you down too much.


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Acaterpillar]
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hmmm...

im going for an automatic shotgun with a drum, a couple of semi automatic rifles, a couple of automatic rifles, a few long range rifles, and a duffel bag full of handguns. i would also make sure i have an uneasy but easy to access storage that held all my ammunition.

of course none of this would be hard because of the abundance of pawn shops and gun shops.

would take about two hours to acquire all of this and then some. i would also find a large building, preferably a bank and find away to the top floor and barricade like an ass hole and set up for a long wait.


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: LeftBehind]
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By the way...I bought the sword...It has since been discontinued all together...



I suggest you buy a katana as well :tongue:


BTW if you depend on Ammunition from pawn shops and the like you will probably end up shooting each other before you make it out of there ,seeing as everyone will be doing the same thing.

Edited by TeamAmerica (06/25/12 08:29 PM)

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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:beatingtodeath: ZOMBIES!


Z-DAY IS REAL!!!


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TheApprentice]
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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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Id hit up the gunsmith shops, most of these retards are gonna be rushing the big chain stores and pawnshops anybody who heads to one of those has to have a good head on their shoulders.

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Another reason why guns might not always be the best option is because loud gunfire would attract more Rabid zombies!



Over the last couple of months I have become quite skilled with my sword...So all you zombies out there...

COME AT ME BRO


Edited by TeamAmerica (06/25/12 08:48 PM)

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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Suppressors and subsonic bullets :rockon:

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Haha touche!



I guess Im just old fashioned :tongue:




If I had more money I would actually rather Buy something like an Anglo Saxon sword and it would be full on Ragnarok.



Though I would probably mod the Viking sword so I could use two hands like a true Celtic warrior.
:evil:

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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TeamAmerica said:
Haha touche!



I guess Im just old fashioned :tongue:




If I had more money I would actually rather Buy something like an Anglo Saxon sword and it would be full on Ragnarok.



Though I would probably mod the Viking sword so I could use two hands like a true Celtic warrior.
:evil:



i mean, looks good, but how heavy is that thing? 20 pounds?!!  not very realistic:awkwardconfusion:


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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There's only one weapon I'd need:



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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TheApprentice]
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TheApprentice said:
TeamAmerica said:
Haha touche!



I guess Im just old fashioned :tongue:




If I had more money I would actually rather Buy something like an Anglo Saxon sword and it would be full on Ragnarok.



Though I would probably mod the Viking sword so I could use two hands like a true Celtic warrior.
:evil:



i mean, looks good, but how heavy is that thing? 20 pounds?!!  not very realistic:awkwardconfusion:


An average viking sword weighs slightly under 3 lbs...

BTW that is why I would make it a two handed sword instead of a one handed.

The Saxons always wore a shield so that is why it is one handed..

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Amoeboid]
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Amoeboid said:
There's only one weapon I'd need:





Haha we have a Kung Fu master over here!


:strokebeard2:

Im actually an amateur martial artist, but Im a pretty small Dude so I would stick with my sword.

BTW you should probably wear some thick ass gloves unless you want to get Infected with the Virus!

Edited by TeamAmerica (06/25/12 09:50 PM)

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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TeamAmerica said:
they had to eat you or your blood to stay alive.

I woke up the next day and Resident Evil was on all day :lol:





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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TheApprentice]
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TheApprentice said:
TeamAmerica said:
Haha touche!



I guess Im just old fashioned :tongue:




If I had more money I would actually rather Buy something like an Anglo Saxon sword and it would be full on Ragnarok.



Though I would probably mod the Viking sword so I could use two hands like a true Celtic warrior.
:evil:



i mean, looks good, but how heavy is that thing? 20 pounds?!!  not very realistic:awkwardconfusion:


I think you'd be really amazed at just how light they really were, on the
modern, well crafted swords they were in the 2-3lb range for the blade,
same as the originals, the guard, grip and pommel added a couple of more,
they're shitty for slashing, more of a thrusting weapon


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I think you'd be really amazed at just how light they really were, on the
modern, well crafted swords they were in the 2-3lb range for the blade,
same as the originals, the guard, grip and pommel added a couple of more,
they're shitty for slashing, more of a thrusting weapon


Hows it going Pris I haven't been on here in a while :smirk:


Actually a Saxon sword is a very superior slashing weapon and an Inferior stabbing weapon seeing as how the point is so broad...(This certain replica has a slightly larger taper than most saxon swords and it more resembles a celtic broadsword.) This is why as time went on swords slowly became thinner and thinner to be used to stabbed through gaps in armor...Seeing as no matter how broad your blade is or how sharp you are probably not cutting through a steel breastplate.

That is why a Japanese Katana is such a masterpiece of a weapon because it is both effective at stabbing, cutting, and being lightweight at the same time.

A saxon sword could out cut a katana any day though...It just takes quite a bit of strength to wield one effectively.

Edited by TeamAmerica (06/25/12 09:54 PM)

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: eltonjohn]
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eltonjohn said:
TeamAmerica said:
they had to eat you or your blood to stay alive.

I woke up the next day and Resident Evil was on all day :lol:





Don't you know advertising companies are now advertising through dream now ?


I'm sorry...I don't quite understand.

:confused2:

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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: TeamAmerica]
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TeamAmerica said:
Prisoner#1 said:
I think you'd be really amazed at just how light they really were, on the
modern, well crafted swords they were in the 2-3lb range for the blade,
same as the originals, the guard, grip and pommel added a couple of more,
they're shitty for slashing, more of a thrusting weapon


Hows it going Pris I haven't been on here in a while :smirk:


But actually A saxon sword is a very superior slashing weapon and an Inferior stabbing weapon seeing as how the point is so broad...(This certain replica has a slightly larger taper than most saxon swords and it more resembles a celtic broadsword.)



welcome back, I've missed you


as a 1 handed sword, yes but not so for 2 handed, sword combat back then
was about poking around until you found a weakness in armor, the sword
clanging was more about getting your opponent off balance and getting
through their guard. the reason for that broad point was so that your poker
didnt break when contacting armor






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That is why a Japanese Katana is such a masterpiece of a weapon because it is both effective at stabbing, cutting, and being lightweight at the same time.

A saxon sword could out cut a katana any day though...It just takes quite a bit of strength to wield one effectively.


both have their strong suits, the katana was best suited for slashing, it's
quite capable of stabbing at least through the leather and plate armor of
the time, it's purpose was to sever limbs to end the fight while the
european swords could slash, it was only with the tip and mostly used for
hacking at something, they were dominantly stabbing weapons



http://www.forgedintime.com/handmade-swords/holmganga-viking-sword


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Re: Zombie apocalpyse this halloween (what weapon) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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A saxon sword...Some Chain mail...And a saxon Shield.

Sounds like the perfect combination for fighting zombies actually!

You have both superior defense and superior offensive strikes with the bigass sword...


Though I quite admire the Celts more than the vikings...




It would have taken a massive pair of balls to charge at a Roman legion with no armor but your two handed broad sword and Enchanted Woad body paint! (though Celts commonly wore armor and shields)

Btw the outcome of that deadliest warrior episode was ridiculous! The celt would take out three immortals for every one celt that died in my opinion.

Edited by TeamAmerica (06/25/12 10:30 PM)

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