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my toilet is clogged
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I just clogged my toilet. I do have an auger and am a plumber but my auger is new and I don't feel like dirtying it up with my nasty shit, so I'm just gonna wait until the shit dissolve itself.

problem is I feel like taking an other shit.
:smbfacepalm:


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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an auger?


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Anthony]
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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Anthony]
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this work unless your fat grandma fulshes her panties + it's messy


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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simon418 said:
I just clogged my toilet.

problem is I feel like taking an other shit.


the fuck are you eating man!?


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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that just seems like too much to put into the toilet, too much to clean. the plunger is quick, effective, easily rinsed off, a quality tool



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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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get this model at least, it pump way more



shivas.wisdom said:
simon418 said:
I just clogged my toilet.

problem is I feel like taking an other shit.


the fuck are you eating man!?


tuna sandwich, apple and chicken breast. never did this to me before....


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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Just get a bucket of water and pour it quickly into the toilet, problem solved.

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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Mr Stainez]
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lol yeah and spill that shit EVERYWHERE.

water intake is not the problem, big crap and too much paper in the drain is


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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I know, but the force of the water crashing down will instantly unclog it. It's like magic.

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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Anthony]
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Anthony said:
lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man


Yup.

i.e. "Courtesy flush" if you live in a small house or apartment.

Minimizes the stank.


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:
Anthony said:
lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man


Yup.

i.e. "Courtesy flush" if you live in a small house or apartment.

Minimizes the stank.


yeah should have tought about that. how embarassing it is to clog the toilet in a party or at someone else's house loll


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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simon418 said:
ifoundwaldo said:
Anthony said:
lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man


Yup.

i.e. "Courtesy flush" if you live in a small house or apartment.

Minimizes the stank.


yeah should have tought about that. how embarassing it is to clog the toilet in a party or at someone else's house loll


my dad and I also use the term "QLD" which is short for "quick log drop". This is a handy term to use while working. Like "man I really gotta shit" "alright well make it a QLD"


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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simon418 said:
lol yeah and spill that shit EVERYWHERE.

water intake is not the problem, big crap and too much paper in the drain is





1. reach in
2. remove excess solids
3. flush toilet
4. ???
5. Profit!!!


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Anthony]
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Anthony said:
lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man



the rule in my house is that any turd longer than 6" in length and 1.25" in
diameter must be lowered by hand to avoid these shitty situations


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Anthony said:
lesson learned: whilst taking massive shit, a preliminary flush is required, as to not try and force paper and turd down together, creating a sticky clogged mess.

preliminary flush man



the rule in my house is that any turd longer than 6" in length and 1.25" in
diameter must be lowered by hand to avoid these shitty situations


So you measure each one to see if it passes? :smirk:

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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Synth Ethics]
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OP just use a plunger?

No need for that fancy instrument you have there.

Plungers are easy to use, you stick in toilet and you plunge.


I don't understand how people clog toilets, I NEVER clog a toilet ever, my shits arn't ever huge enough to do it them selves it seems kind of weird to me that someones single shit can just clog a toilet.  I never just have one massive poop, if I'm taking a large shit it would at least come in two parts, in which case I use logic and flush the first one by its self...

clogged toilets are an easy avoidable problem.  If its paper that's clogging it just use your judgement and don't put to much paper in at once... or just flush it often.  IE if your going to have a total of 20 wipes, flush at five wipes... no reason not too.

Also if you clog a toilet FIX IT.  I hate having to un-clog peoples fucking shit from toilets just because I need to take a piss.  Its only curtious, you wouldn't vomit all over the floor and then just leave it there would you?


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Re: my toilet is clogged [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
simon418 said:
lol yeah and spill that shit EVERYWHERE.

water intake is not the problem, big crap and too much paper in the drain is





1. reach in use the auger/plunger
2. remove excess solids
3. flush toilet
4. charge the client 150$
5. Profit!!!


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