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ejaculating while limp *NOW WITH NEW TEK
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sometimes if i pump my fist fast enough i will do this. strange feeling.

arm hurts afterwards.

anyone feel me?

THIS IS NOT MY ORIGINAL TEK. a user PM'd me just now with this and asked to be anon:

I have used a teknique called 'nubbing' more like frigging, that usually only results in a semi-erection.
For this tek you will require :
A foreskin. Sorry, won't work for you people who's parents were talked into penile mutilation of their offspring by jew doctors.
Clamp the foreskin closed using the middle two fingers held against the abdomen and hold the flacid shaft in position with the other hand as you slide (nub) the two middle fingers from one side to the other of the glans.
This 'nubbing' or 'frigging' of the glans, while playing your favourite fantacy in your head, will cause some, but not a full, erection.
You will know when you find the right spot and manipulation through trial and error. The end aim is to catch the ejeculate inside the foreskin.How many men with an intact penis have not at some time caught their piss inside the foreskin causing it to balloon? same idea.
It takes some amount of practice to use this teknique without losing a few drops of the ejeculate, we all know, practice makes perfect.
As you orgasm you stop the 'friggin' action,as this will likely cause some spillage,and manipulate the head and shaft using the other hand,while pressing the heel of the 'frigging' hand against the abdominal mussles as you tighten them.
This, for me, achieves the most intense head to toe curling orgasm possible,which lasts far longer than a normal,. by tensing various muscle groups during this time you can induce this orgasmic feeling allmost anywhere in the body.
Much better work out for your orgasmic consciousness than a mere wank.


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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

Edited by micro8gb (09/07/11 02:00 PM)

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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:ifyoucanawe:

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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no.


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My past post are not necessarily reflections of my current opinions.

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Mad_Larkin said:
:ifyoucanawe:


:mustnotfap:


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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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this is your second thread about fapping

:foreveralone:

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: indica]
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indica said:
this is your second thread about fapping

:foreveralone:


my goal is 4 a day


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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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:lol:

Srsleh though, how do you ejaculate while flaccid?

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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One way to ejaculate while limp is to go the bathroom to take a dump a push real hard.

This will create pressure on the prostate which will cause like 1ml of sperm to be ejaculated.


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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4 faps? or threads about fapping?

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
One way to ejaculate while limp is to go the bathroom to take a dump a push real hard.

This will create pressure on the prostate which will cause like 1ml of sperm to be ejaculated.


:awedisgust:

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: indica]
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Mad_Larkin said:
:lol:

Srsleh though, how do you ejaculate while flaccid?


step:

1. hold penis (limp) in normal fapping position.

2. very fast-like start fapping while only focusing on the head of the penis.

3. porn helps

4. make it a game! cum before you grow hard or you lose!
Quote:
indica said:
4 faps? or threads about fapping?


threads. i do like 827645872648726345 faps a day


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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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Mad_Larkin said:
:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: indica]
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I've done it before whilst 'batin.

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: indica]
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indica said:
Patlal said:
One way to ejaculate while limp is to go the bathroom to take a dump a push real hard.

This will create pressure on the prostate which will cause like 1ml of sperm to be ejaculated.


:awedisgust:


Medically proven.


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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Dude. Your penis. It's broke. Get that shit fixed man.

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: indica]
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indica said:
Mad_Larkin said:
:ifyoucanawe:



do you question me?



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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
indica said:
Patlal said:
One way to ejaculate while limp is to go the bathroom to take a dump a push real hard.

This will create pressure on the prostate which will cause like 1ml of sperm to be ejaculated.


:awedisgust:


Medically proven.


medically proven to give you a fucking hernia and/or hemorrhoids.


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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commonly referred to as a "blowout"

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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: micro8gb]
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micro8gb said:
4. make it a game! cum before you grow hard or you lose!




I WIN!

:foreveralone:


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Re: ejaculating while limp [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:
micro8gb said:
4. make it a game! cum before you grow hard or you lose!




I WIN!

:foreveralone:




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The wise person,
puts himself last,
and thereby finds himself first;
holds himself outside,
and thereby remains at the center;
abandons himself,
and is thereby fulfilled


-Lao Tzu

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