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purity


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free royal blunts tek
#5430389 - 03/22/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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some may consider this "wrong" or "stupid", but hey, then i guess this post just isnt for you 
call the 1888 number on your package -them: [misc. greets] -you: yes hi, [blah blah]... this is like the fifth royal blunts package ive bought and its, as it has been lately, stale and rips apart easily, etc. as soon as i take it outta the package... and on your damn package it has this fradgeulent "FRESH GUARATEED" logo.
then after a bit of chatter theyll give you an address to send (1) a photo ID saying youre 18+ and (2) the bluntwrap that you "purchased that was stale": just go buy one and drie it a lil and maybe give it a few tears (note: it cannot be the ones they just started making that are wrapped in a layer of pealable cellophane).
theyll send you a "variety pack" of like 9 different flavors.
i would post the address to send it to to make things easier for you fuckers, but i didnt know if that would be against forum rules.
if a lotta ppl start doing this theyll prolly change their policy and just start sending one, so jump on the bandwagon while you can.
this is all things considered a pointless little scam tek, but yeah... free blunts, dawg.
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daimyo
Monticello

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Re: free royal blunts tek [Re: purity]
#5430401 - 03/22/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nice.
When I smoked I would write Swisher all the time to give them ideas and tell them that Phillies suck balls. They'd always send me coupons for discounts and free shit.
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.


Registered: 11/29/02
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Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: free royal blunts tek [Re: daimyo]
#5430430 - 03/22/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i like the maple syrup ones
(you can do this with most any product, it's not exactly a break through.)
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lowdominion
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Re: free royal blunts tek [Re: purity]
#5430507 - 03/22/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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royal's suck big floppy donkey dick. Dutches are the best
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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Re: free royal blunts tek [Re: lowdominion]
#5430786 - 03/22/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Swisher Grape.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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