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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Lettuce be reality #1
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So i was walking around today. I saw a dog, this dog didn't look happy. It's owner was just yanking it around by the neck. And then i realized, that isn't a dog, it's a child. Someone put a harness on their child and walked them around. Who does that?

Thoughts :sunny:

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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LOL!

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i had a harness back in soviet russia. no joke. those things are old.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Bahahah.  Have you seen the monkey backpack leashes?  Those are the funniest.  COME ON parents, ever heard of handholding?????  :deepman:

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #4]
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everytime i see a kid on a leash i make sure to laugh really loudly and go "HOLY SHIT ITS A KID ON A LEASH"
so that the parents hear

leashes for kids are just fucked up

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I really can't figure out if i'm being trolled or you guys are

I love SA

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Remind me to kill the next parent(s) I see walking a child with a leash.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
COME ON parents, ever heard of handholding?????


nobody wants to touch their kid at all due to fear of criminal charges in the current nancy state we live in.

leashes maintain control while avoiding direct contant. avoiding direct contact avoids molestation and abuse charges.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Thats why I prefer a shock collar. No touching but the kid knows not to run away

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Bahahah.  Have you seen the monkey backpack leashes?  Those are the funniest.  COME ON parents, ever heard of handholding?????


With handholding, the kid has to have one hand occupied and above their head for long stretches. It tires them out and is uncomfortable.

I don't agree with yanking on it like a dog though.

TSSST!

: dogwhisperer:

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
Bahahah.  Have you seen the monkey backpack leashes?  Those are the funniest.  COME ON parents, ever heard of handholding?????


With handholding, the kid has to have one hand occupied and above their head for long stretches. It tires them out and is uncomfortable.


Poor babies!  If they can't deal with that, they're gonna have a hell of a time being an adult.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #1 [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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This thread has been closed.

Reason:
No more of these kind of threads, ok?

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