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InvisibleJellric
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A few things I've been wondering about lately:
    #1475192 - 04/20/03 02:00 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Cliche's. They are unavoidable, but still they annoy me.
Sports cliche's are especially annoying for some reason.

Right now, the one in vogue that I don't get [and maybe somebody can help me out here] is where some announcer inevitably says during a ballgame that so-and-so does such-and-such "as good as anybody in the league." They always say that as a compliment, but it is really? I mean, anybody can be ANYBODY right? There are LOTS of players that absolutely suck at any given task! Is it a compliment to say that a player is only AS GOOD as them?? That's like saying Michael Jordan is "as good as any player in the league" in scoring. Yeah, he's as good as, and a HELL OF A LOT BETTER, than 99.9999 % of the players who have ever played in the NBA! It's not a much of a compliment at all when you think about it.

I could come up with more, but I'm sure you have some examples that are as good as any I could come up with.


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InvisibleJellric
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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Jellric]
    #1478205 - 04/21/03 05:07 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Also, why do we park in a driveway, but we drive in a parkway?



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InvisibleJenny
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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Jellric]
    #1478354 - 04/21/03 09:12 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

looks like you stumped everyone..


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It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.


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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Jellric]
    #1478371 - 04/21/03 09:25 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Also, I hear people saying "I could care less about that". Shouldn't that be "I COULDN'T care less about that"?

That pisses me off.


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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Jellric]
    #1478514 - 04/21/03 11:20 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

It sounds like you got these from some corny Internet spam mail. I've heard the drive in parkway, park in driveway. I'm on to you lamer.


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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Jellric]
    #1479163 - 04/21/03 03:53 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

why call them buildings when they are already built?


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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Morphrying]
    #1479194 - 04/21/03 04:10 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him?

Is baby oil made from babies?

If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it kitty litter?


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InvisibleJellric
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Re: A few things I've been wondering about lately: [Re: Revelation]
    #1480017 - 04/21/03 08:51 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Revelation, that one pisses me off too!! heh!
I'll think of more later after I've had another beer or two.


Also, I hear people saying "I could care less about that". Shouldn't that be "I COULDN'T care less about that"?


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