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Re: Chuck norris Jokes [Re: WakeboardrB]
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They once aired a broadcast of Walker Texas Ranger with Chuck norris in france,
just to be on the safe side, the french surrendered.


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Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
~Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes [Re: DesertedAnt]
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DesertedAnt said:
They once aired a broadcast of Walker Texas Ranger with Chuck norris in france,
just to be on the safe side, the french surrendered.


I heard they did that over an episode of Sex in the City too, so it doesn't really mean much.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes [Re: DesertedAnt]
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NASA beams episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger to outer space as a warning for Aliens of what will happen if they invade Earth.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


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Anything I post is a lie, including that...and that.

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Re: Chuck norris Jokes [Re: poiuytrewa]
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.  His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.


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Re: Chuck norris Jokes [Re: poiuytrewa]
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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