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Cyborgs 2011
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it has begun
they have developed a superior artificial heart
with no beat
it has turbines that are powered by ur blood
that continuously pump blood throughout your body
so instead of the throbbing pumping action its a smooth flow
so it lasts longer
and unlike a pacemaker it has no batteries because it runs on your blood




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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Coaster]
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I wonder how it handles hard drugs. Pretty well I assume.


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Coaster]
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How does it run on blood if its the thing thats supposed to pump that blood in the first place? Tight non the less.


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: FractalDust]
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:sheen:


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: FractalDust]
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How long would this run?  Does this eliminate all heart related problems, meaning you wouldn't die until some other vital organ shuts down?


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
How does it run on blood if its the thing thats supposed to pump that blood in the first place? Tight non the less.



Perpetual Motion, duh..  :smirk:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Dank_Trichome]
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Dank_Trichome said:
How long would this run?  Does this eliminate all heart related problems, meaning you wouldn't die until some other vital organ shuts down?



I guess till you get a spun bearing and the turbine shoots out of your chest.


On a serious note though. This is awesome and a step in the right direction... Forward.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Dank_Trichome]
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Dank_Trichome said:
How long would this run?  Does this eliminate all heart related problems, meaning you wouldn't die until some other vital organ shuts down?


It'll be like that repo man movie. A crazy silver tongued salseman will shamboozle you into buying one and it will run for as long as you make the monthly payments and right when you miss a couple they'll track you down and rip it out of your chest right in front of your family. :evil:


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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So if you had this in your chest, what vital organ would be the most likely to shut down first?


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: FractalDust]
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Gnarly!!!

I'd be cool with it as long as he wears this hat



:aweoverdose:


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Dank_Trichome]
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:frown: i wish i was rich.  I want to be a machine man.


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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: teamkiller]
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I wonder if I sell my heart to a rich guy for transplant, will I have enough for this upgrade. :strokebeard:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Cyborgs 2011 [Re: Coaster]
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^Cyborg of the future. Worth it.


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