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I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself...
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do i just make a small incision and squeeze/pull it out?

it's about 1 centimetre squared in size.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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YEAH CUT IT FUCKING OPEN RIGHT NOW


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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are you looking for permission or something?


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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GO FOR IT!!!!!!#"#¤!""¤


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: Nalim]
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take a new syringe. unused and sterilized. Puncture that cyst and drain it.

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: Rono]
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not looking for permission, just a little advice.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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USE A SAW!!!"#%&¤%&@££@$££$@@$€${[{[{]:hippie:


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: Nalim]
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* To remove a cyst completely, it has to be excised (cut out) in order to remove the sac or cyst wall. A local anesthetic is used to numb the skin. Stitches are used to close the skin opening and are removed 7-14 days after the surgery.
* Excision will usually cure a cyst, however, sometimes a cyst will come back and require a second surgery.

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: djcube]
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If it is causing pressure/discomfort, you can cut a slit to drain it, but the cyst will still remain. Note, I am not a doctor.

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: djcube]
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i wonder how painfull it will be, i would get drunk before it and get someone to cut it out but my blood might be thinned too much and bleed like fuck.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Get some nitrous.

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: djcube]
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how long does it last?


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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nitrous??? like 30 seconds... But its a blast

Man I love N2O

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Not long, and if you're on nitrous, I doubt you'll retain enough dexterity to excise the cyst. Get some nitrous and have a friend remove the cyst for you.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: MiddleFinger]
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Yeah, I wouldnt handle a blade while on nitrous. And make damn sure its a medical grade blade that is sterile. A kitchen/hunting knife isn't best for the job.

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: djcube]
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GO To A Doctor.

A cyst likely has a root that goes down into your skin. Think of this as being like a peyote cactus, ok? You need to stick the blade in a twist it around like coring a tomato.

You want anesthetic.
You want pills afterwards.
You want this done quickly and well.
It's not in a place where you can work comfortably.
You want the cyst to be seen by somebody who knows what they are looking at, to tell if you need further care.

Go see a doctor. Trust me on this.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Inoculate it with the SOTM


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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i had a cist on my wrist, so i slammed an encylopedia on it. problem solved. smash the shit out of it.


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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: DistortedEyes]
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uh...i suggest going to the doctor.

feel the cyst, does it roll around when you touch it? if it stays put...then yeah i really suggest you go to the doctor, if it rolls around then the higher the chances are that it's benign...

but still go to your doctor

i unfortunately have multiple benign cysts on my woman bumps as well...but had them tested by a fine needle aspiration to see if it was cancerous or not. imagine a long thin needle being inserted into your boob 6 times per cyst

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Re: I have a cyst on my chest, i want to cut it out myself... [Re: boO]
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boO said:
imagine a long thin needle being inserted into your boob 6 times per cyst


Man, I'd rather not imagine that at all.

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