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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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The Most Epik St0ry Ever
#14384607 - 05/01/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Once upon a time Wiccan_Seeker was brewing a psychedelic potion made of Hofmann and Einstein's brain.
He gave the medicine to Coaster as a birthday present.
Coaster drank the half the potion, and let Envix and Skatealex2 split the other half.
The trio got bored while waiting for the effects to kick in, so he called sunset_mission and I, we had taken a mescaline and ayahuasca combo together at COSM, and told us to head on over.
On the way over sunset_mission and I ran into Ariana Grande and shadyy/Anna Faris and we had an awesome foursome.
When we finally made it to Coaster's home we found the trio dead on the floor.
sunset_mission was so full of grief he decided to end his life, and because of our suicide pact, I was obligated to go with him.
A moment before we were both about to swallow the cyanide pills, that Ythan supplies all Shroomery members with, Stephen Colbert jumps in the window with an ounce of grand daddy purple and magic mushrooms which he said would resurrect the trio.
After a dank bowl and some extended release hyper-space fungi all of us were happy and healthy in the 5th dimension. 

Are you epik enough to continue the story?
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384621 - 05/01/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dang dude I drank those brains and died oh my zeitgeit that is aweful lol
but the concoction from Ythan put us in the 5th dimension i c
i hope its better than reality
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: Coaster]
#14384627 - 05/01/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster said: dang dude I drank those brains and died oh my zeitgeit that is aweful lol
but the concoction from Ythan put us in the 5th dimension i c
i hope its better than reality

nonononon it's the mushrooms and weed from colbert that saved you not the cyanide pills that ythan gave us you have shitty memory
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: Coaster]
#14384629 - 05/01/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ya Ythan and his darn cyanide pills 
good thing Colbert was there to help
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384635 - 05/01/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck u ur the one with the bad memory from all those whippits
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: Coaster]
#14384639 - 05/01/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shiva bless
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384642 - 05/01/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212] 1
#14384645 - 05/01/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You need to get on that novel status buddy, you have talent.
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384648 - 05/01/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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unam sanctum said: You need to get on that novel status buddy, you have talent.
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: shadyy]
#14384660 - 05/01/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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unam sanctum said: You need to get on that novel status buddy, you have talent.
I'm actually writing a book. It's very good. Not like my silly Shroomery ramblings.
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384674 - 05/01/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shadyy
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: 28064212]
#14384791 - 05/01/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i like your shroomery ramblings 
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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: shadyy]
#14384812 - 05/01/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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unam sanctum said: You need to get on that novel status buddy, you have talent.
-------------------- Yes this is tymo - I just changed my name Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to awake from that dream? How would you know the difference between that dream world and the real world? There is NOTHING better than feeling that warm dissociative fuzz creeping up your body from IM K Something abut that anaesthetic rush... Qualitative Research Chemical Effects and Experiences The Wonderful World of Methoxetamine The 3-Meo-PCP Chapters, Part One
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: The Most Epik St0ry Ever [Re: shadyy]
#14388659 - 05/02/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shadyy said: i like your shroomery ramblings :(
thanks! me too! I was just saying that my book is more of an intellectual pursuit.  even more epik
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