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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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I've never dropped a piece.

That just DOES NOT happen. :ifyoucanawe:

*Edit: I also don't let the piece get wet, and I do my smoking before my hands get wet.


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Edited by Acaterpillar (02/28/11 07:35 PM)

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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar]
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mr jackson has a point


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar]
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neither have i :tongue:

but i feel like id be pushin my luck if i was smoking in the shower.

fortunately none of my pieces have ever broken. not even when one of my friends dropped my bowl on concrete (yes, i know, it was a miracle!) about 3 weeks ago.

i just cant understand how he dropped it. i would have been so mad if he broke it.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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I've never dropped or broken a piece either. A couple years back when I first started smoking I had bought a zong and me and a friend were outside on the patio smoking some bowls and I went inside to get some drinks. When I got inside I remembered I left him out there holding the zong so I look out the window to watch the zong fall of a little table and shatter on the concrete :facepalm:. The only part that broke was the bottom part that holds the water, everything else was in one piece.

The bowl from the zong didn't break so I thought I could make a homemade bong with the bowl, well later on that night the same friend goes to put the bowl up on a shelf and it rolls off and smashes on the floor. I wasn't too happy the rest of the night  :shakefist:

That will never happen again. If it does, not a single fuck will be given that day


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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yeah, I still have my very first pipe that I ever purchased.

That thing has been through a lot with me.

If someone broke that piece I would rip their face off LIKE A RABID BABOON :crankey:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar]
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im fuckin chillin right now :awedance::bonghit::omgawesome:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: sunset_mission]
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jus had a bowl and a ciggie i feel fiiiinnee:feelsgoodman:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: sunset_mission]
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and since i just noticed youse guys is talking about broken pieces, let me tell ye a tale of despair and f4ao9g98ugj95hujw035ih

this happened with a beautiful small water bong that a friend of mine'd ascertained for me, and many bowls of weed were consumed from it, and things were joyous, and i'd just begun getting into salvia, which was also sacrificed upon my buzz-altar, and things were yay

so I call up a buddy of mine who is a HUGE E/stimulant fanatic and looks down on psychedelics/found no value in them (back then, that is) and tell him I have some Salvia 15x, get the fuck over ASAP. we'll call him Sam. him and 2 other friends come and we head off to a vacant lot near me (nice fuckin day out, it was) and began. we'll call them Turk and Cody (girl). it was all their first time doing anything besides weed/alcohol/ecstasy

we sit down, load the bowl, and start. first me, then turk, then cody, then sam, then around once more.


it never went around a third time.


you see at this point Turk was just there gapiing, his mouth was star-wide, and his eyes were fixated on a squirrel next to a Snapple bottle. (god knows what the fuck he saw)

Cody started clawing at the air, making angry hissing noises. (she apparently later told us that salvia made her feel like "a mean girl" from the movie Mean Girls... dumb ho :facepalm:)

Sam... I was watching his hand holding the bowl and a thought flashed in my mind

"I should probably put my hand under the bowl so he doesn't drop it."

then i went like

"Nah"

then not even 5 seconds later did I hear a

*CRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKRKRKKCKKKRK*

as my good sane friend Sam just randomly stood up, threw my water bong STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND and proceeded to do semi-cartwheels, tripping over himself, half-crawling away, walking on all fours, and screaming like a Hyena on crack.

at this point I'm speechless, mildly tripping and the first thought in my head was not "WHAT THE FUCK" or "AW SHIT MY BONG"..no, it was "I wish I was as fucked up as this guy right now" :lolsy:

he would later tell us that he got sucked into a void where the words "YOU DO NOT EXIST" repeated infinitely. (he would latr tell me that he has had severe depersonalization disorder for quite some time bfore this happened :picard: A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT INFORMATION!)

I sorta just laughed the water bong off, since I couldn't really blame the kid for it since his entire reality as well as his core DID just happened to shatter into millions of pieces for all eternity. :shrug:

he did hook me up with $40 worth of pure MDMA at a later date to make up for it so that was :awesomenod:

lesson learned: Trust the little fucking voice in your head. It just might save your water bong from a Salvia-crazed madman one day.

:huxleyfacepalm:

Edited by sunset_mission (02/28/11 09:34 PM)

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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: sunset_mission]
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WOOHOO! just got 1.8 of some crackberry og for 15$:bigyesnod:

teh streets are paved with kush in california:smirk::happyweed:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
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:zappa:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: propensity]
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kief bonghits :bongload:

idk why im even smoking this shit when I have to work early in the AM. Its just gonna knock me out and waste the high.

eh, fuck it :potleaf:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: kush420]
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keif :happyweed:

i gotta wake up too ! but ima go get super high one more time for teh lulz


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
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Just rolled up a good 10 joints for next 48 hours.


Ahhh yea


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: withoutawire]
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withoutawire said:
I am going to smoke a blunt in the shower. It's incredibly relaxing.



ughhhhhhhhhhh i saw an old wrapper from a white owl and it reminded me how badly i need to find a job so i can go back to blazinn.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck drug tests








Rabidbaboon said:
I've never dropped a piece.

That just DOES NOT happen. :ifyoucanawe:

*Edit: I also don't let the piece get wet, and I do my smoking before my hands get wet.



the one time i dropped a pipe it was my friends and we were blazin in the bowl at a skatepark. my heart fucking DROPPED quicker than his pipe. but it's some thick ass glass and it wasn't even scratched. that pipe's been dropped quite a few times since then yet it still lives on... yay for thick glass

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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: 3Cajun1Mo8]
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3Cajun1Mo8 said:
sweet tooth is one of my favorite strains, gives a good high early in the morning  :bonghit:



Sativas are a BIG hit or miss for me and sweet tooth is one of the best sativas I have had from a couple different dispensaries in a long time.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: withoutawire] * 1
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sativa's in the morning are :feelshighman:x:awehigh:

i got school from 11am - 10pm tonight, guna be a sober ass day, but when i get home, i shall get SO UNBELEIVABLY HIGH!!

theres seriously nothing like waiting till the end of the day to blaze


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
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it's march!
:happyweed:

and i am high:thumbup:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: mirage]
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Having your weed dealer as a good friend is the shit! Dude just hit me up and said hes in the neighborhood, I walk outside to meet him and hes got a 2-3g blunt waiting for me. Wasn't even buying any weed :awehigh:

blazedddddddddd :bigblunt: this head/body high is ridiculous


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: kush420]
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vapin that shit.

Every snow day is rain instead.  Can't wait for spring.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Humility]
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Humility said:
Can't wait for spring.


Yyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhspring. :awesome2:



...so high.
:awehigh:


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