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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
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withoutawire said:
That is probably because he smokes weed.



He doesn't smoke it now because my mom won't allow it + he gets drug tested at his job, but back when he was younger, fuck yeah he was a total stoner. We joke all the time about how it has fried his brain because we'll catch him standing there staring off into the distance with a puzzled look on his face :rofl:

masterfluffypants said:
Woah! Hahaha thats exactly how i got caught! I was smoking in my bedroom with my friend and we usually waited for my dad to go to sleep, but we were like...fuck it. And we were taking huge bongloads and blowing the smoke through a sploof. Then my dad knocked on the door because he smelled it, then i was fucked and he sent me to rehab :lol:

Good times.



Haha, lesson learned. Never get too cocky. I don't care how easy it seems now, I always take every precaution I can think of. I made a post about it in another thread, but I do alot of shit to try to mask the smell of the smoke in my room and so far it has worked.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Ballerium]
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I am preetty damn cautious too. I never smoke in the house. I always go outside. And i always keep visine around. Which i already need because i get bad dry eyes. And my room always smells like incense so if i smell a bit like smoke it goes unnoticed :laugh:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Ballerium]
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I am willing to put money down that he smokes a couple times a year when he can get away with it. The older I get the more i start to see that sooooooooo many more people smoke weed than the numbers show.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
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masterfluffypants said:
I am preetty damn cautious too. I never smoke in the house. I always go outside. And i always keep visine around. Which i already need because i get bad dry eyes. And my room always smells like incense so if i smell a bit like smoke it goes unnoticed :laugh:



Thank god my parents are cool with it.

I wouldn't want to have to use visine all the time. Blegh.

Wake n bake btw!


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
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I was smoking outside when I was using my pipe a few weeks ago, but now we've went back to smoking inside again since my boyfriend now smokes with me too.

I have never had to use visine and my eyes usually don't even look that bad, but this is what I do:

Light 6 votive candles + one big pillar candle
Light my fragrance oil burner and fill it with lemon-scented oil (makes my room smell like I've just dusted with Lemon Pledge)
Light a stick of incense
Turn the fan on
Open the window
Stick a towel against the door
Use a sploof
Spray myself with perfume/smell good spray
Eat breath mints/brush teeth
Use a sploof and blow it out the window

With all that, it's pretty damn foolproof :vaped:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Ballerium] * 1
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Hahaha good lord!

You need your own place haha.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: withoutawire]
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withoutawire said:
I am willing to put money down that he smokes a couple times a year when he can get away with it. The older I get the more i start to see that sooooooooo many more people smoke weed than the numbers show.



Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised either. If it was legal, I am pretty sure that he would be smoking again all the time. I wish it was, then I could smoke here no problem. My mom's biggest qualms with it is because it is illegal.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
Hahaha good lord!

You need your own place haha.



Yeah, I know. I'm working on it though. Soon as I finish school and get a decent job :vaped:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Ballerium]
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Haha my eyes don't even get that red anymore. Only when I'm stupid faded. Yeah I really need to move out. It makes it hard to do any drug at my house. I have to even be careful when tripping acid because it lasts long and my dad always gets only like 5-6 hours of sleep a night. I HATE having to time doing drugs.


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Ballerium] * 1
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Ballerium said:
*snip*



damn thats a lot of work. this post might make my method seem like a lot of work but i got really descriptive with it. its actually as easy as pushing a button on the AC control panel.

this worked (still works when i visit [since she doesnt want me smoking inside] :thumbup:) when i lived with my mom:

step 1: make sure your door makes a good seal from the rest of the house. the easy way to do this is to cover up the air intake to the air conditioning/heating system and turn on the AC/heat. when it starts pumping air into your room with the door closed it should push the door slightly more closed.

this tells you that your room is building pressure because the air is being forced in but the air intake cant remove it. (use a piece of paper and some tape to cover the intake) you can even put a towl undr your door if you want, i didnt have to because the carpet was thick enough that it sealed up against the bottom of the door

step 2: crack ONE window about 3 inches. when the AC/heat is on, the pressure in your room will be looking for a way to escape. it will force air out of the cracked window with quite a bit of force. all the pressure in your room (which is considerable) will be forced to go out of a relatively small crack.

the best way to ensure that this is working well is to get a lighter, light it AWAY from the window (the air should be rushing out quick enough that you wont be able to light it right next to the window) and then move the lit lighter towards the crack. the flame will bend towards the crack. move the lighter around the crack to see just how far from the crack the air flow gets quicker, so you know how close to be to the window (it should be fine within about 1 to 1.5 feet of the cracked window)

step 3: smoke near the window with no fear. i smoked bowl after bowl in my room (and even cigarettes/joints!) and there is absolutely zero smell. as long as you blow your hit out near the window, and towards the window, every single molecule of smoke will get forced outside. you dont have to fear the wind blowing it back in either. after you light your bowl or cigarette, make sure you hold it close to the window as well so the smoke coming off of it gets pushed out as well.

once you have the air intake in your room covered, the only thing you have to do to be able to smoke in there safely is manually turn on the AC (which means pushing one button) and if you choose to use a towel under your door, throw a towel down. its easy as pie.

i made a picture in paint for you. the green arrows are air flow into the room. the red arrows are air flow out of the room. the grey boxes are the air intake and bottom of the door after being sealed. the box with the blue line is an opened window.



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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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if you don't want people to smell teh dankz, get Ozium. I use it for stealth smoking all the time! Always works. Fuck a sploof. The bud I have right now is so pungent its odor will fill whatever room its in.
When you walk into the room it HITS YOU. :awehigh:

I think my favorite method of ingestion is edibles. They take it to a new level. Too bad I rarely eat edibles cause they use so much bud. Vapes are cool too, I'd like to own one. If I had more bud I would smoke blunts all the time. There's something I love about smoke... inhaling and exhaling and watching the smoke, and feeling it. Like the rush of taking a massive bong rip. Which I just did.
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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: mirage]
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well

I've been smoking juicy fruit all day, god damn good weed. here is a picture I want you to look at:

enjoy this




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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: imachavel]
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:freshwtf:

juicy fruit in cali is some shwaggy ass noob weed, that stuff looks dank

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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
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:mflb:


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
realfuzzhead said:
bongs are more healthy than joint or blunts bro



I've actually heard a fair amount of esteemed sources claim that joints are just as healthy as any form of glass.
Depending on the kind of paper used, of course.





Yup...I don't mean to open up this can of worms again...



But from the experiments and studies that have been done (By MAPS) it turns out joints are the cleanest and healthiest form of smoking next to a vaporizer of course...And depending on how clean the papers are.


Everyone seems to think bongs are great at filtering the smoke, which they do. But they're not nearly as efficient at filtering as people think they are. They do catch some tars, cool the smoke, and they do catch some of the oils from the lighter flame (a factor a lot of people don't think of)...But when it comes down to it, bongs are putting a shit load of smoke into your lungs at once. They deliver very dense hits and large amounts of smoke (tars). The studies listed water pipes as some of the least healthiest ways to smoke....


I've even heard of a handful of dispensaries recommending joints as the healthiest forms of "smoking"...




I used to have a link that lists the studies and sources, but I keep getting a 404...You might be able to find it here somewhere if you're curious>>>

http://www.maps.org/research/mmj/






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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: openmind]
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openmind said:
Rabidbaboon said:
realfuzzhead said:
bongs are more healthy than joint or blunts bro



I've actually heard a fair amount of esteemed sources claim that joints are just as healthy as any form of glass.
Depending on the kind of paper used, of course.





Yup...I don't mean to open up this can of worms again...



But from the experiments and studies that have been done (By MAPS) it turns out joints are the cleanest and healthiest form of smoking next to a vaporizer of course...And depending on how clean the papers are.


Everyone seems to think bongs are great at filtering the smoke, which they do. But they're not nearly as efficient at filtering as people think they are. They do catch some tars, cool the smoke, and they do catch some of the oils from the lighter flame (a factor a lot of people don't think of)...But when it comes down to it, bongs are putting a shit load of smoke into your lungs at once. They deliver very dense hits and large amounts of smoke (tars). The studies listed water pipes as some of the least healthiest ways to smoke....


I've even heard of a handful of dispensaries recommending joints as the healthiest forms of "smoking"...




I used to have a link that lists the studies and sources, but I keep getting a 404...You might be able to find it here somewhere if you're curious>>>

http://www.maps.org/research/mmj/






:stoner:


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What about a pipe + hemp wick?


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
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masterfluffypants said:
LOL! When i was 16, i made this bong out of a POM juice bottle. And i stuck a pen inside and a smaller pen inside that pen so it had a working slide :laugh:

I called him...FRANKENSTEIN!



Nice.

I don't bother making ghetto plastic bongs anymore because I have plenty  of glass, but when I was in Junior high, the very first bong I ever made was out of a terrarium I had that used to have some carnivorous plants in it.



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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
masterfluffypants said:
LOL! When i was 16, i made this bong out of a POM juice bottle. And i stuck a pen inside and a smaller pen inside that pen so it had a working slide :laugh:

I called him...FRANKENSTEIN!



Nice.

I don't bother making ghetto plastic bongs anymore because I have plenty  of glass, but when I was in Junior high, the very first bong I ever made was out of a terrarium I had that used to have some carnivorous plants in it.





:lolsy:
I've used those Airsoft bottle tops for my ghetto bongrigs before, too!!!


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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
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I think what Ballerium really needs is a fucking vape :lol:
Seriously, drop like 100 bucks on a mflb and you'll never have to worry about getting caught again.

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Re: The official post when you smoke thread [Re: Caine]
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Yeah, I would like a vape actually. I don't know why I didn't think of that before :strokebeard:


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