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LuSiD9
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hiccups
#14017932 - 02/24/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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allright, seriously... I've held my breath for like 1 1/2 minutes more than once, drank water, drank water upside down, ate peanut butter and my GF even scared the fuck outta me... and I STILL have a severe case of the hiccups... FML
is there seriously any real way to get rid of this shit??
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LuSiD9
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14017940 - 02/24/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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can't even drink beer or smoke... hurry up
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14017947 - 02/24/11 02:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Remember that guy who had em for years?
That's you....you shall be stuck with them forever....
muhahah
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noticeofeviction
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14017948 - 02/24/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude, listen. A few months ago I had hiccups like the ENTIRE day and tried everything, then my dad told me about this one and it worked:
You our water in a plate, place it at the edge of a table. Then you position yourself with your feet together, and keeping your legs straight you lean forward and slurp the water from the plate, do this a few times. The point is to get yourself to stretch out as far as possible before sipping the water, so it has to be a challenge.
I swear to god this works.
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LuSiD9
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noticeofeviction said: Dude, listen. A few months ago I had hiccups like the ENTIRE day and tried everything, then my dad told me about this one and it worked:
You our water in a plate, place it at the edge of a table. Then you position yourself with your feet together, and keeping your legs straight you lean forward and slurp the water from the plate, do this a few times. The point is to get yourself to stretch out as far as possible before sipping the water, so it has to be a challenge.
I swear to god this works.
it's gettin to the point where i might even try this
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LuSiD9
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14017994 - 02/24/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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LuSiD9 said:
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noticeofeviction said: Dude, listen. A few months ago I had hiccups like the ENTIRE day and tried everything, then my dad told me about this one and it worked:
You our water in a plate, place it at the edge of a table. Then you position yourself with your feet together, and keeping your legs straight you lean forward and slurp the water from the plate, do this a few times. The point is to get yourself to stretch out as far as possible before sipping the water, so it has to be a challenge.
I swear to god this works.
it's gettin to the point where i might even try this
yeah I'm gonna do it
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14018003 - 02/24/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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LuSiD9 said:
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LuSiD9 said:
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noticeofeviction said: Dude, listen. A few months ago I had hiccups like the ENTIRE day and tried everything, then my dad told me about this one and it worked:
You our water in a plate, place it at the edge of a table. Then you position yourself with your feet together, and keeping your legs straight you lean forward and slurp the water from the plate, do this a few times. The point is to get yourself to stretch out as far as possible before sipping the water, so it has to be a challenge.
I swear to god this works.
it's gettin to the point where i might even try this
yeah I'm gonna do it
Do it right now, and when I have cured you I expect 5 shrooms from you, sir 
Seriously though, go do that shit. If it doesn't work the first time try again a couple more. I didn't believe it myself either.
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LuSiD9
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noticeofeviction said: I expect 5 shrooms from you, sir 
prolly gonna be white ones dude...
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14018024 - 02/24/11 02:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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LuSiD9 said:
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noticeofeviction said: I expect 5 shrooms from you, sir 
prolly gonna be white ones dude... 

Shit outta luck. 5 shrooms for effort? I'd prolly just go fuck my girlfriend if I were you and forget about it
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LuSiD9
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IdoItToUNWIND said: Remember that guy who had em for years?
I knew a chic in high school who had an irritated diaphragm, she literally had the hiccups for years...
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LuSiD9
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noticeofeviction said: I'd prolly just go fuck my girlfriend if I were you and forget about it
she's passed out drunk now
not that it matters I guess
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14018055 - 02/24/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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LuSiD9 said:
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noticeofeviction said: I'd prolly just go fuck my girlfriend if I were you and forget about it
she's passed out drunk now
not that it matters I guess 
Matters? That's the best time to fuck. Don't have to deal with suggestions for positions from her or stupid cuddling afterwards.
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LuSiD9
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LuSiD9
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14018086 - 02/24/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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all I had to do was eat a meat pie
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Re: hiccups [Re: LuSiD9]
#14018145 - 02/24/11 03:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inhaling Poppers fumes really helps with hiccups, if you have the opportunity
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LuSiD9
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my meat pie worked just fine... thanks though
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