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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Fucking Hiccups.
    #8446160 - 05/26/08 08:13 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I hate the hiccups because I never just get them once. Its always like a 2-3 day thing for me. I can get rid of them pretty easily, but they always come back. It could be five minutes later, or it could be 6 hours later. But then I'll do something to fuck up my breathing, like cough or sneeze or run, and then they're right back.

And since to get rid of them I have to hold my breath and drink water, I end up drinking several gallons of water a day when I have the hiccups.

I had them ALL day yesterday and I just woke up and coughed, and now I have them again. So I know I'll have them all fucking day.

Goddamnit.

*hiccup*


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446173 - 05/26/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

did you try drinking water upside down?

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446174 - 05/26/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

u mad?
:crankey:


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8446176 - 05/26/08 08:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

A LITTLE BIT.

Now I'll be holding my breath and drinking water ALL fucking day.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446192 - 05/26/08 08:33 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

lol, it's good to drink water all fucking day anyway

but good luck ridding yourself of those horrible horrible hiccups. worst thing ever right?
:tongue2:


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8446216 - 05/26/08 08:48 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I saw some girl on Maury who has been hiccuping for years. Hopefully yours turns out to be the same, that would be pretty funny.


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: jajapee]
    #8446220 - 05/26/08 08:49 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I have a friend who constantly hiccups. All the fucking time.
She always hiccups in twos as well. Two hiccups at a time.

Constantly.

She's reallly skinny but eats like absolute shit.
Can't be healthy to hiccup so often


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8446222 - 05/26/08 08:50 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, it can't be healthy.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446232 - 05/26/08 08:55 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

My mom found a cure for hiccups while working as a bartender.

Buy a bottle of Bitters. It is sold at liquor stores and is used in making mixed drinks. Get a lemon. Cut a slice of lemon and put a few drops of Bitters on the lemon slice. Then eat the lemon slice.

Hiccups disappear instantly.
Not sure why, but it works. :justdontknow:


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: niteowl]
    #8446242 - 05/26/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I can get rid of by holding my breath and drinking water really slow.

It works awesome, but my recurring hiccups lead to me drinking a gallon of water an hour.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446248 - 05/26/08 09:04 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Something about the bitterness of the Bitters, and the sourness of the lemons, kinda resets your diaphragm.


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: niteowl]
    #8446346 - 05/26/08 09:56 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

hiccups are stopped by increasing the amount of carbon dioxide in your body. breathing in a bag, holding you breath, slow exhaling all those types of things should work.

i saw the girl on muary too. that would suck balls.

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446350 - 05/26/08 09:58 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Between this and your being sick, it sounds like your body is revolting on you.

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8446362 - 05/26/08 10:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

It's cuz you're a Cub's fan.  You'll be hiccuping until they win the World Series.


So forever.  :tongue2:


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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8447143 - 05/26/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

This has worked for me and my friends everytime, its pretty amazing:

http://www.cognitial.com/hiccups.asp

No water involved

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Re: Fucking Hiccups. [Re: Zodiak]
    #8447479 - 05/26/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

What generally works for me is hold a cup in one hand full of water (almost to the spilling point) and bend as if you were going t touch your toes. Then drink from the cup upside down, concentrating on this as well as the muscles working backwards has always worked for me, and for several people i've told, gluck >:D.


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