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how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    #21677285 - 05/14/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

DRIVING ME INSANE! HAD HICCUPS FOR NEAR ONE HOUR!!

KILLME!!!!


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21677291 - 05/14/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Dude I had them really bad the other night at work fuck that shit

Have you stayed up more than 48 hours? If so that may have something to do with it


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21677294 - 05/14/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

breath into a paper bag....lol...:shrug:


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21677299 - 05/14/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Ive had them at work for hours before


t r y and relax your throat



hold your breath has worked for me sometimes try that


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #21677331 - 05/14/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

benzo's can cause mad hiccups...


benzo much?:sherlock:


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #21677333 - 05/14/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Meditation will get rid of them. Take a sitting position for meditation, close your eyes, visualize the spazmatic diaphragm which is what causes the hiccups, visualize the diaphragm relaxing acting normally deep breath focus on nothing else but the diaphragm. Breath focus.

I get the hiccups 2 or 3 times a week, used to have them for hours untill I learned how to meditate them away. Now when I get them they are gone after 5 mins of meditation. It may take longer at first it did for me but once you get the method down its easy peasy.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: DeadZeppelin92]
    #21677339 - 05/14/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Toke up and hold the hit for as long as you can. That works for me :jah:


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21677347 - 05/14/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)



Ok take a few deep breaths and get a cup of water.  Take ten sips from the far side of the glass without stopping to breathe, then immediately take a deep breath in and hold your breath for like 10 seconds or as long as you feel comfortable.  Usually the 10 sips from the far side of the glass works, but if they are very bad hold your breath after too, and try to take like tiny bits of extra air in short bursts until your lungs are as full as you can get them, then relax and don't do anything that can make them come back like overeating or drinking soda/alcohol.

If you get really bad worst case hiccups ever, do all this but when you are taking the 10 sips from the far side of the glass, plug both your ears and nose with your fingers.  It is kinda tricky to do that and hold the glass at the same time but it is possible, and I swear this works 110% of the time for even the most stubborn hiccups moneyback guarantee.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21677388 - 05/14/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Whippits, and lots of them.

Dead serious....

The pressure will fix your diaphragm or what ever.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Zombi3]
    #21678043 - 05/14/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

A huge spoonful of peanut butter, eat it like you would ice cream cone until hiccups go away.  It is only thing that ever worked for me, and it works fast.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: RobZombie68]
    #21678046 - 05/14/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

did you know there have been people who had the hiccups non stop for 40+ years?

i would fucking off myself.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: RobZombie68]
    #21678048 - 05/14/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Lol, a teaspoon of vinegar works ALWAYS.  Or you could try all that weird shit above.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21678050 - 05/14/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Whippits, and lots of them.

Dead serious....

The pressure will fix your diaphragm or what ever.




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No, you need to fill a glass of water. Put a pencil in it eraser side up. And drink.

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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: 1234go]
    #21678062 - 05/14/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

All you have to do to get rid of hiccups is feel the pressure out then force it out like a burp. It won't quite be like a burp but once you figure it out you can let out whatever build up is causing the hiccup pretty quickly.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: 1234go]
    #21678068 - 05/14/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Anything that gets your mind off it works. Close your eyes and imagine ten bald men standing in a row.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: stratocast]
    #21678094 - 05/14/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I almost never hiccup more than once or twice. Its awesome.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: TopPmz]
    #21678240 - 05/14/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Either plug your nose and swallow ten times or have somebody put their hands over your ears really tight and drink a full glass of water without stopping. I swear they both work I do one every time I get the hiccups I know it sounds stupid but it works for me


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: TopPmz]
    #21678242 - 05/14/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Prostate massage

Look it up


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: ManianFH]
    #21678265 - 05/14/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Prostate massage

Look it up



But you have to do it yourself.....and use your thumb.


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Re: how the fuck to murder hiccups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: burningstar06]
    #21678621 - 05/14/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Either plug your nose and swallow ten times or have somebody put their hands over your ears really tight and drink a full glass of water without stopping. I swear they both work I do one every time I get the hiccups I know it sounds stupid but it works for me




Yeah my method involves both those, as well as two other methods.  Idunno I guess he either nodded off and forgot this or the hiccups just went away.  My method is foolproof those people who had hiccups for 40 years just didn't know my patented hiccup removal tek.


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