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Offlineneesnueht
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Passing a drug test, help!
    #1396802 - 03/21/03 03:34 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, I have to take a drug test in a few days and I havent smoked pot in 3 days(todays my 4th). Any suggestions to help me pass?? Thanks...


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1396813 - 03/21/03 03:43 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Drink lots of water and exercise is the main thing.

I would almost suggest buying a detox drink if you know what time your gonna have to take it... although I myself have never had any personal experience with any of these detox products... I have heard many a great thing about them.

You can find them online (some with overnight shipping) and in a lot of healthfood stores.... at least around my area.

Some people would say take Niacin, which is a wieghtloss vitamin, but there has been many conflicting stories about that, and I wouldnt suggest it seeing as I have heard large doses of Naicin do nothing but expand blood cells and put a tremendous hurt on your liver.

Good luck on the test.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: aguynameddan]
    #1397499 - 03/21/03 07:52 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Shrooms are out of your body usually within 24 hours,

Showever the majority of piss tests do not cover psilocybine or LSD.

Unless they are specifically asked to look for those two drugs.

They do look for amphetmines, THC, opiates and downers and alcohol.

mj NOt shrooms or acid.

mj

Hope it is an airlines pilot job.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1397959 - 03/21/03 10:33 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

who's giving it to you? your parents? school? cops? employer?

what have your pot smoking habits been over the past month?


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: ]
    #1398048 - 03/21/03 11:13 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

employer-ive been smoking everyday sometimes twice a day for the past 3 weeks or so...except for the last 4 days.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1398141 - 03/21/03 12:04 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

and the test is tomorow(saturday)


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1399719 - 03/22/03 05:59 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

well you're pretty fucked I'm thinking.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: TheEggman]
    #1399727 - 03/22/03 06:07 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

yea dude....everyday usage will create thc deposits in your fat and shit....

things you can do to help pass

DRINK LOTS OF FUCKING WATER!!!

MAKE SURE ITS NOT YOUR FIRST PISS...DRINK AND DIRNK AND PISS AND PISS


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: liftedoff420]
    #1400305 - 03/22/03 11:05 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

i stalled, i have another week..think i'll be ok by next saturday??


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1400478 - 03/22/03 12:59 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

sweat alot and piss alot


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: tastyshroom]
    #1403268 - 03/23/03 01:42 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

i just picked up some liquid stuff detox...anyone have any experience?


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: tastyshroom]
    #1403372 - 03/23/03 02:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

The verdict is in: drink and piss.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: Zahid]
    #1404006 - 03/23/03 06:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know if it works with pot, but taking lots of goldenseal root pills (found in GNC healthfood stores, etc) worked to make tests for cocaine and benzodiazapines come back negative.  I took about 8 pills every few hours starting the night before I tested myself (don't ask hehehe) with a glass of water and passed no problem :smile:  I'd say it's worth trying although it would be expensive if you had to test every week or something.  I think that the drinks they sell would be worth trying too.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1404089 - 03/23/03 07:01 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

GOTO EKARDS and get AZO Standard, take 2 pills and drink a LOT of water. Take it at least two days before the test. You can do it one day before but you better drink a SHITLOAD OF MORE WATER THEN, cuz it makes your piss orange/red and if they see that then they'll suspect you of bleeching your piss. I've taken 2 once and drank so much water that by night time I was pissing clear. It cleans your body of everything permanantly until you use n abuse again.
Good Luck


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: Cracka_X]
    #1404760 - 03/24/03 04:25 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Crack_x, He posted his message on the 21st of march and her eis your post on the 24th of march and he said he had to take it in a couple of days so your suggestion to take it a few days before the test is null and void.

mj

Most of those pee tests do not work and then again i took a pee test during my divorce and it showed up THC positive when they were looking for opiates and I was on Demerol for a tooth being extracted. The opiates did not even show.

So that tells me alot about stupid pee tests.

I would never work a job where that was required becasuse to me that is a vioplation of my right to privacy.

mj


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1405537 - 03/24/03 10:28 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I think he said that he bought some time and got a one week extension. I agree with what you say about pee test though, both that they're unreliable and that they are a huge invasion of privacy.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: shroominbloom]
    #1406202 - 03/24/03 02:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Yea i do have until this saturday, and I agree, its retarded but im 16 and the job starts at 7.50 which is great for a 16 yr old...plus they only test you when your first get the job so Im not worried.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1406751 - 03/24/03 06:48 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, just tell a clean friend to piss in a cup for you and pour it in the cup ur going to be pissing in. DOnt worry. Weed takes a long time to get out of ur system, depends of ur smoking habit.


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: neesnueht]
    #1407305 - 03/25/03 02:11 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Do not do that unless you want the lab technicains to laugh at you for having sixty degree piss. If you plan on using substitution your sample needs to be heated with a hand warmer and put in a condom taped to leg.

Proper piss temp = 91-99 degree F sometimes they will accept 90 and 100 degree samples


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Edited by diggitydankman (03/25/03 02:12 AM)


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Re: Passing a drug test, help! [Re: diggitydankman]
    #1407358 - 03/25/03 03:05 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I usually.. have someone piss for me right before I go in for the test. And on the rare occasions when the water was on, I ran warm water in the cup until the thermometer on the side gets to the proper temp,,


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