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OfflineVulture
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Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday
    #1364868 - 03/11/03 06:38 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

damnit i was doing good for 6 month and i had to go and smoke a bowl (dont ask me why i dont know im an asshole)

but do you think drinking a lot of water and stuff would work....it was on sunday and the test is on friday

or should i just go buy some detox stuff, i think they test for that kind of stuff tho

its for my probation officer and they send it to a toxicology lab and if i test positive i get 60 days in jail :frown:

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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1364885 - 03/11/03 06:45 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

if they don't watch you take a piss and you do it in your house, just have one of your friends (that doesn't have like, cancer or something) come over before the probation officer and tell him to go into the bathroom and wait there til the officer comes. then when it's time for you to take a piss, go into the bathroom, ahve your friend pee in the cup, and voila.... otherwise I guess just drink a lot of water (the morning of the test) and eat some vitamin b complex and hope for the best, I guess.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: peeko]
    #1364902 - 03/11/03 06:51 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

well....i dont ahve any friends that have clean piss :/

plus i have to go to there office and piss...sometimes they watch soemtimes they just give me the cup and tell me to go to the back and piss.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1365254 - 03/11/03 09:09 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

drink plenty of acidic beverages over the next couple days (hot  lemonade for breakfast, apple juice, OJ, cranberry juice...)
and also plenty of plain water...
maybe a B-complex with your meals every day...
do a little jogging (bust a sweat w/sprints)...
take nice hot shower or bath at least once per day...
& maybe pop an advil after working out (& tell 'em you've been taking advil for sore muscles...)
should prolly be OK...
(& next time say "no, thank you" --- because like tim leary once said "just saying 'NO!' is so.. republican..." :wink: ...


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: gnrm23]
    #1365304 - 03/11/03 09:26 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I think fasten up your metabolism will do something. Though I have absolutely no scientific knowledge about this. I think going to a sauna.. and doing a lot of exercises will do something. The substance will get out of the body quicker.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: dumlovesyou]
    #1365336 - 03/11/03 09:35 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

If you could find someone with clean piss.. have them piss in a condom... on your way to the office.. stop by mcdonalds and get a cup of hot water from the coffee machine... keep the condom in there to keep this piss hot.. sneak it in there.. and when it's time to piss.. punch a little hole with a needle.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: pillsbury420]
    #1365376 - 03/11/03 09:54 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

yeah i was thinking bout trying this but the guy stads there and watches me sometimes :/

i dont know why i did it :/ but that in the past i only have a few weeks left so woooo


but ill have to get off my ass and exersize and all that kind of stuff...thanks for the advice :smile:


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1365393 - 03/11/03 09:59 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

u havent smoked in 6 months before that?

u should be fine

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

single use only detected 48-72hrs in urine


Edited by pharaoh (03/11/03 10:09 AM)


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1365411 - 03/11/03 10:04 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

definatly workout or something that will make u sweat, i wouldnt take advil but tell the officer that u were, for muscle aches caz if ur clean the advil came make false positive and then u gotta deal with the bullshit


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: pharaoh]
    #1365444 - 03/11/03 10:12 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

ya...you fucked up. Good luck


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1365591 - 03/11/03 10:50 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Make sure you don't give them your first piss of the day and you should be fine.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Seuss]
    #1365758 - 03/11/03 11:33 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I think you will be fine anyway. THC is an accumulative drug. It builds up after time. It stores in your fatty cells. If you want to clean your system completely then drink a lot of water (make sure you take vitamins cuz they will be flushed from your system as well) and get some exercise/sexercise that makes you sweat and burn fat. You should be good to go come friday. To tell you the truth. If a bowl is all you smoked in the past six months then you could have taken the piss test while you were high and passed it. You shouldn't have any traceable amount built up in your system yet.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: SHR00M0L0GIST]
    #1365830 - 03/11/03 11:57 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I had a drug test (new job) on Monday when I smoked the Friday before and all I did was drink an insane amount of water the day before and the morning of the test. I even screwed up and gave them the sample from the very beginning of the piss rather than the mid stream. The piss looked like water but they accepted it and I was home free.

Oh yeah I hadn't smoked for about 3 months before that so that probably helped.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: SHR00M0L0GIST]
    #1365836 - 03/11/03 11:58 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

If you hadn't done it the 6 months prior then it'll be out of your system in the next day or two. By Friday you'll definitely have no worries


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1365881 - 03/11/03 12:11 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

why you gotta take these drug tests?
and what happens if they find uve been smokin say cannabis?
and whats a bowl? is it the same as a bong?


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: The_Clash_UK]
    #1366056 - 03/11/03 01:21 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Don't rely on unproven methods, go grab some ready clean or omni, 30 bucks a pop but you will pass your drug test if you read the directions, i have used both prob 30-40 times with NO problems, play it safe man 30 bucks or 30 day's ya know


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: psiphreak]
    #1366678 - 03/11/03 05:14 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

just pop some niacin supplements every day. i'm pretty sure that'll clean you right up as well as drinking PLENTY of water.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Howardo]
    #1366788 - 03/11/03 06:10 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

yeah i got some niacin and ill be working out and getting plenty of exercize....btw a bowl would be a glass pipe


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1366896 - 03/11/03 06:55 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

If you're not a regular exerciser, speeding up your metabolism will burn fat and release more metabolites, which end up in the urine, making your count higher. Eat a lot and stop exercising the day before and the day of the test.

Keep flushing with massive amounts of water and cranberry juice. one time i juiced fresh cranberries and received quite a through cleansing.

Make sure it's mid stream.

Saunas are so nice. You can even build your own with some sticks, a tarp, some blankets, hemp, a shovel and grapefruit sized rocks. Start a fire and throw the rocks in, avoid damp rocks, flint and concrete. Dig a pit and set your teepee up around it. When the rocks glow red, use some fork shaped sticks to place them in your pit, then slowly pour water over them. beware if you have claustrophobia, asthma or heart conditions.

Seriously, if you havn't smoked in six months you'll be fine.


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Re: Fucked up and smoked a bowl on sunday....drug test on friday [Re: Vulture]
    #1367022 - 03/11/03 07:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I just recently passed a drug test with only one full day of soberness. I found out I had the test so I totally flushed my system by drinking about a gallon of water the day before. Then on the day of the test i worked out really hard and drank a bunch more water. Make sure to take your pee sample from the end of the stream because most of the toxins are released at the beginning of the piss. You should have no problems passing with the amount of time you have. Just stay healthy and drink lots of water. Good luck!


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