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OfflineFaaip_De_Oiad
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Bleach and drug test
    #1729132 - 07/19/03 01:25 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

My friend thinks that he can clean his system by drinking some bleach, I say he is an idiot, I am right, right?


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1729159 - 07/19/03 01:34 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I would never consume bleach or any other potentially deadly substance.  I would consider someone who puts their safety on the line to be an idiot.  Just to save a buck from the high price of urine screens and fake piss?  I have heard that it works, and your fine if you take just enough.      But whether it works or not bleach just happens to kill people as well :frown:


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: LikwidDrawp]
    #1729222 - 07/19/03 02:13 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

punch your friend in the face


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: dpc2424]
    #1729265 - 07/19/03 02:33 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Suicide


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: MrMaddHatter]
    #1729294 - 07/19/03 03:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

my friends just take some bleach with them to take the test and put a few drops of bleach in their piss, they say it works every time.


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Cloud9]
    #1729396 - 07/19/03 04:11 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

hmmm, I KNOW that he's an idiot, and that it's dangerous, but I didn't know if it even worked, but I'll let him know about the drops of bleach in the urine, thanks


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1730425 - 07/19/03 05:18 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

putting bleach in your urine will cause you to fail... bleach can be easily detected and it totally changes the ph of urine... the first think they'll do after you pee is take the temperature and ph of your pee.... It only works when the people doing the testing are using those old cheap ass indicator test strips


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: joeinc]
    #1730440 - 07/19/03 05:26 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

do not drink bleach. it will kill you or at least make you violently ill. ive heard that vinegar works real well to clean out your system. but im sure that it still hurts, at least it wont kill you ; )


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Infrared]
    #1730571 - 07/19/03 06:35 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

vinegar doesn't work either.....check the drug testing vault at erowid alot of good info there


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1730868 - 07/19/03 09:36 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I smell another Darwin Award.




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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: soochi]
    #1732675 - 07/20/03 05:36 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I have heard drinking car fuel will easily pass any drugs test but its gota be the stuff with lead in it.



Incase anyone is stupid to do this I am being sarcastic.


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1732844 - 07/20/03 06:44 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

The only 100% guaranteed way to pass a urine analysis test is with synthetic urine that is temperature controlled.




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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: iglou]
    #1732994 - 07/20/03 08:04 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

"The only 100% guaranteed way to pass a urine analysis test is with synthetic urine that is temperature controlled"

Or dont take any drugs


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: EvilGir]
    #1733290 - 07/20/03 10:48 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

nope, thats not even guaranteed there are quite a few false positives, enough to scare you even


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: SMAGE]
    #1737704 - 07/22/03 10:44 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i've heard drinking large amounts of draino will do the trick.


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: erjone]
    #1740042 - 07/23/03 01:03 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

hahahhaha, yeah, he's an idiot,


and he thought "Punch your friend in the face" was pretty funny....til I punched him in the face.


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #1740580 - 07/23/03 10:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

YEAH DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF BLEACH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU IDIOT!!!!

too much coffee


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: ]
    #1742754 - 07/23/03 10:43 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

People come up with some crazy ideas. My cousin's friend soaked a cigarette in bleach and smoked it because he heard it would get him high. I don't think it did.


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: Golem]
    #1742928 - 07/23/03 11:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Golem said:
People come up with some crazy ideas. My cousin's friend soaked a cigarette in bleach and smoked it because he heard it would get him high. I don't think it did.




I wonder how many braincells that smoke killed...


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Re: Bleach and drug test [Re: PDU]
    #1746367 - 07/25/03 12:59 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

No, that kid couldn't get any stupider.


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