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OfflineShroominStoner
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Passing your drug test
    #1063747 - 11/18/02 09:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Well ive been getting drug tested recently because im on parole for getting cought smoking. I have found a way to easily pass a drug test every time.

All you need is a Visine bottle and a bottle of your clean friends piss. Just pop the top off the top(if it isnt a removable top shove a needle down the top to widen the whole, this makes the piss go in and out faster) Just fill it up and screw the lid on. Keep this in your fridge till you need to be checked.

The day you need to be tested get the bottle out about 30 minutes - 1 hour before you need to go and run hot water over the bottle for about 5 minutes. This will keep the pee warm so it will test in the positive range. Also since its in a plastic bottle it will stay warm for a long time.

Finnaly wear a long shirt when you go in and either put it in your pocket and put it up in your sleeve or if they are really sneaky put it in your armpit and let it drop into your hand when you are ready(This also keeps it warm) Just pee alittle bit while you squirt it in and youll be fine...
Its worked for me atleast 10 times! hope it helps you guys


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: ShroominStoner]
    #1064352 - 11/19/02 12:12 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

If you get caught or fail a test your in major shit  :crazy:


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: ShroominStoner]
    #1064733 - 11/19/02 02:23 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

heres another way : just put your brothers/friends piss in a condom, and put it in your pocket...easy


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: ShroominStoner]
    #1064859 - 11/19/02 03:08 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

your method may work, or it may not. personally, my friends have had great results from simply drinkin' a gallon or two of plain water before their piss test (in addition to a B12 vitamin or two, to help yellow the piss)... and they pass fine.


anyways, this is not trip tips material and is headin' to GQ


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: geokills]
    #4303881 - 06/16/05 03:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

yeah.... water and a week always did it for me


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: ThumpaCap]
    #4304573 - 06/16/05 06:32 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Yea, I wish I could try that, but the concentration of THC in my piss would not be reduced enough by a few drops of clean piss because I need to give urine samples first thing in the morning every Monday morning and Thursday morning. Not only am I being tested twice a week, but because I get woken up and have to piss, it is my first piss of the day, and I have not drank any water for hours. Although I am being tested by my parents(One of the things I have to do for them to keep living at home. Worth it to me though, if I am getting food and shelter in exchange), we have health insurance of course, and it covers the Chemical Dependency program for Kaiser Permamente. Because of this, my mom does not have to pay for innacurate tests, with which she would only be able to afford maybe once a week. Oh no, we get two extremely accurate drug tests for free. The tests test for almost everything, too. Good thing they don't test for hallucinogens.
I would try drinking a lot of water, but if the sample is given first thing in the morning, and I just smoked 2-3 days earlier, I sincerely doubt that I would be able to dilute my urine enough. And even if I only had a small doubt, I would not do it still. It is simply not worth the risk of getting kicked out of my house. Damn, I just realized that it is likely that none of you have read this far, let alone care about my personal life and my rant here.

People, enjoy your freedom. Although none of us are truly free, and I do believe that to some extent, that is not only acceptable but actually wise, it could get a lot worse. And I am not trying to act like I have it so horribly. I mean, I get to live at my Mom's, she loves me, I love her, I do not have to pay rent, nor do I have to pay for college on my own. I know that if I get caught smoking, I am getting of very light in comparison to someone who is paroll and gets caught smoking. I am just saying that if you can do your drugs without the pressure of your loved ones or the law, and without being tested, don't take it for granted.


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: whatever123]
    #4305039 - 06/16/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

simply buy a drink made to clean out your system,forgot what its called but gets out it out right away,just drink it the day before.i think there at pharmacies


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: T0aD]
    #4305057 - 06/16/05 08:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

friends piss in a condom

I don't have any friends with clean piss.  :tongue:


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: T0aD]
    #4320868 - 06/21/05 03:41 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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T0aD said:
heres another way : just put your brothers/friends piss in a condom, and put it in your pocket...easy




My brother tried that, but some piss tests are stricter than others, the piss did not stay the right temp doing it that way, and he had to provide a lot of piss, so the visine bottle idea wouldn't of worked for him either.


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: T0aD]
    #4321349 - 06/21/05 05:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

T0aD said:
heres another way : just put your brothers/friends piss in a condom, and put it in your pocket...easy 




i did that for a buddy once, and the condom popped, and my piss went all over him!! :lol: he got caught by the way


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: unearth]
    #4321404 - 06/21/05 06:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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unearth said:
simply buy a drink made to clean out your system,forgot what its called but gets out it out right away,just drink it the day before.i think there at pharmacies




I used some stuff called "Zygoat" I bought from Waterbeds N Stuff. I don't think Waterbeds N Stuff is a national chain, so check out your local head shop. They may have it.
Anyway, the stuff worked good. Tasted like orange juice. Expensive though, about 40 bucks for 1 bottle.


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: geokills]
    #4321427 - 06/21/05 06:14 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

the problem with drinking a lot of water is they also test for creatinine, which will be low if you drink a lot of water.


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Re: Passing your drug test [Re: Krishna]
    #4322462 - 06/21/05 11:03 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Thats why you preload with creatine a couple days before the test thus boosting your cretinine levels higher so when you dilute your piss they hopefully don't fall below the cut off. But they also test for specific gravity sometimes so you would be fucked there. Dilution is usually only ment for a last resort now adays. Only dilute on tests you know you will be observed on. Basically all probation tests are observed and most\all pre-employment tests are not observed in this case use substitution look for a product called Quick Fix if you don't have any friends who are clean. By the way if your on probation or living with rents that don't approve you shouldn't be doing the drugs that they test for :wink:


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