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I just got death threats over a car window sticker
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This just happened about 10 mins ago. I'm going up the onramp to get onto the highway, and I notice a white Ford Focus really on my bumper, moving erratically and aggressively. I have a tuner car, so my first thought was that the driver wanted to race. :lol:

I get on the highway, and they pull up next to me. I look over and its an ugly woman in her 40s or so with wiry, frizzy hair and what I'm assuming is her son in his 20s. The car is dirty on the outside, paint all scratched up, missing trim pieces, and its FILTHY on the inside. I look over and the son is sitting there, staring at me with one of the most hateful looks I think I've ever seen.

The mom is going ABSOLUTELY BERZERK, screaming her lungs out, flipping me off, etc. I have a very confused look on my face at this point, thinking maybe I cut them off and almost killed them or something, so I roll down the window to see what she's saying and apologize.

I can barely even make out what the woman is trying to say, she's so frenzied and screaming incoherently, spittle flying everywhere as she screams "WHAT IS THAT STICKER ON YOUR BACK WINDOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

This is the sticker: I custom made it because I love Calvin and Hobbes and I got tired of seeing christians put the "Calvin Kneeling" sticker on their car. Its like, Calvin wouldn't do that...he's a damn CARTOON for christ sakes. Just let it be funny... :lol:

Once I realized what was going on, I stop being confused and just smile at them. Then it hits me that they might very well have a gun in the car so I speed up and leave as they take the next exit. I think they followed me onto the highway just to scream at me.

The sad thing is, I have rarely seen faces so full of murderous hate. And these are "christians". What a way to rep your religion. :nonono:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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epic car sticker.  Entirely win.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Haha, what a bunch of silly people.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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I love the sticker:thumbup:

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: badchad]
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At first, I was offended. Then amused.

And I can't believe how hypocritical most Christians are.
It's really sad.
How is this behavior justified in their minds?

Sounds like the kind of girl who would've burned witches in the Dark Ages.
(If she would've been male.)


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: mongo lloyd]
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Yesterday, I saw a back guy driving around a beat up townscar with the words "YOUR DEAD" spray painted on the top of the trunk.  It was kind of weird, because I live in a redneck part of state just outside of one of the worst ghettos in the country.  I can't imagine what the traffic stop was like....:thebaron:

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Alienscience]
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Your fault for baiting them.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Alienscience]
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Alienscience said:
Yesterday, I saw a back guy driving around a beat up townscar with the words "YOUR DEAD" spray painted on the top of the trunk.  It was kind of weird, because I live in a redneck part of state just outside of one of the worst ghettos in the country.  I can't imagine what the traffic stop was like....:thebaron:


Lol at "your dead". Grammar isn't a redneck's first priority lol.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Alienscience]
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Bill Waterson has clearly stated he is opposed to all calvin and hobbes merchandise outside of the comic itself.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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im totally making one of those stickers soon.

seriously.

what do i look for in michael's when im shopping for whatever you make stickers with? should it actually be sticky? should it just be like a thin film that adheres without sticking? do i print onto it? how does this bumper sticker making process work?


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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I just bought on of the "Calvin Peeing" stickers and one of the "Calvin Kneeling" stickers on ebay and combined them. Its really only "custom" in the loosest sense of the word. :lol:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: badchad]
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I had a buddy catch someone trying to pry his darwin fish off his car.

I'm like :facepalm: but I remember me and my lil' atheist heathen punk buddies stealing jesus fish when we were like 13-14 so what goes around :shrug:

I'm assuming Trooper that you live in one of the 11 former confederate states? Baptists have a certain vehemency matched only by rock-throwing Muslims.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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that also works.

it also makes shit a lot easier for me.

thanks! :grin:


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Alienscience]
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These people vote and reproduce.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Mchaggis]
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Mchaggis said:
I had a buddy catch someone trying to pry his darwin fish off his car.

I'm like :facepalm: but I remember me and my lil' atheist heathen punk buddies stealing jesus fish when we were like 13-14 so what goes around :shrug:

I'm assuming Trooper that you live in one of the 11 former confederate states? Baptists have a certain vehemency matched only by rock-throwing Muslims.


Yessir, durrty south. Well, not the durrtiest south, but still pretty durrty. :tongue:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: The Whale]
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The Whale said:
These people vote and reproduce.


Unfortunate, I know. :sad:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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:laugh2:


Hahahahaha. Epic.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Ima Trooper]
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haha


Through some mistranslation in the bible the Rapture is actually bad for Christians, resulting in Calvin overlooking a genocide of melting snow-Christians.  It'd work on the side of a panel van.


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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: Eshu]
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That is an entirely awesome story and sticker OP :rofl:

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Re: I just got death threats over a car window sticker [Re: The Whale]
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i know what you are saying man, i hate to see people waste gas like that too!!!!!! ha!ha!ha! and thats why i Cary a permit and a glock .40 cal. ha!ha!ha!


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