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Offlinezeppa
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Bumper stickers do not lie
    #4118869 - 05/01/05 03:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

One more funny I have received today. Thanks my bro!

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy Boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.

As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.

He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."


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Re: Bumper stickers do not lie [Re: zeppa]
    #4118876 - 05/01/05 03:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Bumper stickers do not lie [Re: zeppa]
    #4118879 - 05/01/05 03:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

thats funny i guess


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Re: Bumper stickers do not lie [Re: zeppa]
    #4118888 - 05/01/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

LOL


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"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter


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Re: Bumper stickers do not lie [Re: zeppa]
    #4118893 - 05/01/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i like the cat one that best


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