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caught....awkward
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Woke up this morning and was just in the mood to get one out. So butte naked getting darted my roommate and ex gf of 3 years walks right up and we look at eachother right in the eyes. Awkward.. and me and her ain't even like that aniymore so its not like she could just join. She's a heroin using white.

Not a way to start the day.

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc]
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so did you keep going or what?

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc]
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:stonedjerk:

You shouldn't really give a fuck. I mean fuck her :shrug: its your thang mang.


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
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so wait, are we talking about masturbation or heroin here?


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As the ocean waves, the universe "peoples"
~Alan Watts~

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Muufokfok]
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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc]
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What is this thread about?

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Muufokfok]
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BoxyBrown said:
so wait, are we talking about masturbation or heroin here?


I can't tell either lol. OP have you ever heard of a door?

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: psilyguy]
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I think he :whacker:


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc] * 1
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highc said:
Woke up this morning and was just in the mood to get one out. So butte naked getting darted my roommate and ex gf of 3 years walks right up and we look at eachother right in the eyes. Awkward.. and me and her ain't even like that aniymore so its not like she could just join. She's a heroin using white.

Not a way to start the day.


You should have winked at her.

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
highc said:
Woke up this morning and was just in the mood to get one out. So butte naked getting darted my roommate and ex gf of 3 years walks right up and we look at eachother right in the eyes. Awkward.. and me and her ain't even like that aniymore so its not like she could just join. She's a heroin using white.

Not a way to start the day.


You should have winked at her.


Nothing like a creepy wink to shake someone up.

I've been practicing.


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: DrMambo]
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this thread is lols


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc]
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highc said:
Awkward.. and me and her ain't even like that aniymore so its not like she could just join. She's a heroin using white.



Am I the only one lost about this part?


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Everlong]
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Nah dude everybody is fucking confused

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: highc]
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He said "getting darted" and I would interpret that as getting fucked up the ass but I know that's not what he meant.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Uzziel]
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:confused:

lol


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Uzziel]
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Should've just said "Hay guise, how's it going?"
As if you were just cooking eggs or something.


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:



:laugh2:


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Re: caught....awkward [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:



i sleep on the couch. so i do this every moring.:wink: they've gotten use to it by now.

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Eshu]
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My mom actually walked in on me right as I blew my load, and she saw.

It was very interesting. I was tripping on 3 grams of mushrooms and I was just staring at her in complete awe. She quickly turned away and was like UGH gross and I started laughing.

It should of been awkward if I was sober, but I started laughing hard tripping balls. :lol:

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Re: caught....awkward [Re: Uzziel]
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:rofl:

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