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Caught Having Sex
    #5970301 - 08/16/06 06:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Let me fill you in...

I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.

His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.

The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.

As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.

We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.

Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.

She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"

She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.

Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.

He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"

Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.

I dunno, pretty fucked up right?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970326 - 08/16/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

did you even get a nut?

if not i say break his face

if so... forget em


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970328 - 08/16/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

The courteous thing to do would have been for you to bust your nut all over her back before you left.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: redrum187]
    #5970331 - 08/16/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what do you mean get a nut

i'm not gonna fight the guy but if he starts shit i can easily take him


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970337 - 08/16/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no i did that the next night, i came all over her back :thumbup:

she said next time she wants it in the mouth

this bitch is fuckin HORNY


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970346 - 08/16/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds kinky. Get it on tape next time.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970348 - 08/16/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

get a nut = have an orgasm

why fight him? you fucked his girl... hopefully got yours...

what need is there to be violent unless he attacks you

forget her... she's a fuckin stripper... i've dated plenty of them and they are all fucking whores... not that thats a bad thing as long as you arent looking for monogamy

and forget him cuz he sounds like a bitch anyways


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970353 - 08/16/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

stripper = wrap you meat


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970354 - 08/16/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Next time pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around cause she thinks you're finished bust it in her mouth. Then raise your arms in triumphant victory while proudly proclaiming "HOUDINI!"


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
    #5970365 - 08/16/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

or administer the "angry pirate"

all you have to do is bust in her eye, then kick her in the shin and watch the fun


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Nashbar]
    #5970366 - 08/16/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oh and i left out a huge part of the story

2 nights later his friend calls me while i'm fucking her in my apartment and hes like come outside bro

so i load up my airsoft gun 500fps metal BBs, 15 shots, and i go outside

theres like 4 of them running at me ready to beat my ass so i just pointed the gun at them and told them to fuck off

they fucked off alright, ran away like little girls

and this girl is fucking awesome, not a whore at all, just makes good money stripping and shes hot as fuck


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
    #5970367 - 08/16/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970380 - 08/16/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SpicyTunaRoll said:
oh and i left out a *the best part of the story





:laugh:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: king_cobra]
    #5970387 - 08/16/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

trust me.. if she's a stripper and she makes real good money... she's most likely sucking dick for it

at least thats my experience with strippers


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5970397 - 08/16/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

not a whore at all

She gets naked wants cum in her mouth and cheated with you. Not a whore at all. Denial man its not healthy.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
    #5970399 - 08/16/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

He actually called that fake ass ho a girlfriend, sounds more like a fuck toy,

but anyways yeah kick his ass and fuck his bitch in front of him, that'll teach him in breaking your bong


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: capliberty]
    #5970414 - 08/16/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

he's probably gonna go oj simpson on your ass.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970425 - 08/16/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

^^^^^^^^^fuck toy

why do you think the boyfriend didn't care to fight you?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Nashbar]
    #5970520 - 08/16/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oh and he broke her brand new 260 dollar bong from the city

thing was glass on glass and 3 1/2 ft tall


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970537 - 08/16/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Great story, man! I have been in similar situations, but not with a stripper. Congrats on the hot sex, too!:thumbup:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5970559 - 08/16/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thanks man

it was easily the most awkward situation of my life

is that how you spell awkward? that shit looks weird lol


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970577 - 08/16/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that's the right spelling.:grin:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5970625 - 08/16/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its funny because they still live together n shit, and i still see her on the side

i wonder how he feels lying on his bed in the exact same position his girlfriend was when she was freshly fucked

stupid bastard


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970681 - 08/16/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

nut on his pillow.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: king_cobra]
    #5970731 - 08/16/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

my friends said i shouldv beat his ass

then finish fucking her and then leave with her hahaha


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970772 - 08/16/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

why hasn't she left him or vice versa? and why aren't you with her?

You say you've spent all this time talking about deep things with her, and that she isn't happy with him. So unless she's using you, and possibly also him...


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970780 - 08/16/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

So you fucked some nerds girlfriend, forget about it.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: demiu5]
    #5970782 - 08/16/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

It's just hot sex.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5970788 - 08/16/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't understand, I suppose


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: demiu5]
    #5970809 - 08/16/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:whack:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5970860 - 08/16/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Most female strippers are gay, despise men, and use them from the sexual molestation they routinely receive. She's probably using you.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: TYL3R]
    #5970870 - 08/16/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You should "ride the bull"

while fucking from the behind, wrap your arms around her and whisper in her ear "I have aids" and let the ride begin.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: BlindLemon]
    #5970904 - 08/16/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i always heard it as whisper "your sister was better"

although i think your version might get a better response


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: BlindLemon]
    #5970905 - 08/16/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's fucking hilarious man, I l'ed o l for a minute.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5970946 - 08/16/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If she's hot he should share...


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Zen Peddler]
    #5971029 - 08/16/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah shes probably going to move in with me

the girl isnt trashy at all, just fuckin hot and has a killer body

whatever fuck him and his faggot friends, i fucked his girlfriend and he didnt do shit

fuckin pussy, if i ever caught my girl with some other dude in MY BED, i'd probably kill him. literally.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971061 - 08/16/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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yeah shes probably going to move in with me

the girl isnt trashy at all, just fuckin hot and has a killer body





Dumbass Alert!

BREEP!! BREEP!!


No offense man...I'm sure this girl is banging and a great lay, but I have yet to meet a stripper chick who was normal. They're always all fucked up (drugs, emotional issues, etc..).

This one has bad news written all over it. Hit it and quit it.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971076 - 08/16/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

sorry but you couldnt be more wrong


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971079 - 08/16/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with randal bro.. This is the old story of "you can't turn a hoe into a house wife". As soon as she gets upset with you she'll be fucking some random guy/customer from the club on your bed.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5971085 - 08/16/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah but its not like shes some stupid ass blond bimbo

she fuckin hates her sleezy job but she makes more than 1200 a week

and at that money, she doesnt give a shit

but definitely not a ho


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971090 - 08/16/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

This is cool, you reacted like a lot of people would in the situation.
WHAT UP PUB! Can I get a cheers for getting laid, WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA? :cheers:

Hello my friends and foes, I be prowling forums like the man of all woe.
Someone start a LNC party up in this B(eeee)ITCH!
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971093 - 08/16/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Move in is cool, just remember what she is, LOL


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: capliberty]
    #5971112 - 08/16/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

haha this sounds just like my ex...i fucked her stole her then she fucked someone else ^_^ same story


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Oashi]
    #5971115 - 08/16/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just wish i had the bb gun fight ^_^


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Oashi]
    #5971117 - 08/16/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

apparantly thats how it always happens


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: zSDMF]
    #5971122 - 08/16/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yep


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971126 - 08/16/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...I have SO many fucked up stripper stories.

1.  A former co-worker of mine was dating a stripper.  She was nuts and got all high on meth, stole his car, and drove to Philadelphia to do a porn shoot.  The movie and images ended up on www.cumfiesta.com

2.  I frequent a certain strip club when a certain friend drags me along to it.  All of the chicks there do coke.  If you bring an 8-ball in they will snort lines off of your dick (not that I've ever done this).

3.  A girl who dances at the club mentioned in #2 has been involved in about 100 pornos (I met and talked to her).  Two of the more interesting titles are "Who let the whores out?" and "Black Meat White Treat".

4.  Every chick I know who has become a stripper is FUCKED UP. 


Not once have I met a well-adjusted stripper.  You are in for a roller-coaster ride my friend.  But I guess it could be fun and challenging.  :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: zSDMF]
    #5971129 - 08/16/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah that gun totally saved my ass

fuckin pussy needed 4 other guys to come talk shit

their like "ooooh you need your bb gun to protect you"

fuck those assholes, what am i gonna do, take all of them? fuckers


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971142 - 08/16/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971145 - 08/16/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

fuckin yuck.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971147 - 08/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what the fuck are you talking about


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971149 - 08/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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ANTS said:
dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.




Oh shit...he raw-dogged her?  :eek:

Get to the STD clinic immediately.  Seriously.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971151 - 08/16/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

shes clean

gets tested every month by her pussy doc, not because she needs to be tested just because of procedure

never had an std either


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971152 - 08/16/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

and like i said before

not a slut and not a ho

cleanest snatch i've ever seen


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971155 - 08/16/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

ANTS said:
dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.




Oh shit...he raw-dogged her?  :eek:

Get to the STD clinic immediately.  Seriously.




You should get tested anyway just to make sure man.


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    #5971156 - 08/16/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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cleanest snatch i've ever seen




that's what her boyfriend said  :bongload:


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    #5971159 - 08/16/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i wore a rubber you fuckin idiots


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    #5971169 - 08/16/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

good shit. wear two next time.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971175 - 08/16/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Stripper poon is Chlamydia City. 

So, you've hung out with this girl for a couple of weeks, smoked weed with her, and fucked her.  Do you think that this is the basis for a stable and nurturing relationship?  I guarantee you that this whole situation is going to turn into a trainwreck. 

But, do whatever you want man.  :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971179 - 08/16/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Man i have to say, that personally i dont find what you did a good thing.

she had a boyfriend, and cheating or helping someone cheat is just wrong IMO.

plus she is still with other dude, and you at the same time, and possibly someone else. I hate to sterio-type anyone but from my personal expierence with a few strippers that i know, they are BAD BAD BUSINESS all around. i would cut it off leave it at that.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5971200 - 08/16/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

dude i just wanted to fuck her and she wanted to fuck me

so we fucked and i dont regret it because she is so fucking hot, like really fucking hot

if she tells me to fuck off i'll fuck off, atleast i nailed that shit, it couldv never happened

whatever i'll see where it goes, but dude trust me, there was NO way i could say no to her


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971202 - 08/16/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

We need pics of said stripper. :grin:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5971203 - 08/16/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

with no clothing prefered


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5971206 - 08/16/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i'll try but its going to be difficult  :naughty:


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    #5971215 - 08/16/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

^_^ its worth it


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971247 - 08/16/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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dude i just wanted to fuck her and she wanted to fuck me




Did she put on some music while you guys did it?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971250 - 08/16/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She's a stripper she did it wherever and with whatever was possible.
Don't put on two condoms!


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    #5971257 - 08/16/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Did her vagina look and smell of silly putty?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971263 - 08/16/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What do you want to bet that there will be a "I feel a burning/itching sensation on my penis" thread by SpicyTunaRoll in the Physical & Mental Health forum within two weeks?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971281 - 08/16/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

He will say it was worth it. Imagine the hot stripper sex, damn.
Too bad if it happens, he propably will be regreatting it.
Until then, let's wish him the best, and still scold the world of STDS.


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    #5971294 - 08/16/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Flowda said:
He we say it was worth it. Imagine the hot stripper sex, damn.




I'll bet it was damn good.

Oh God, I need to get laid soon.  :sad:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5971308 - 08/16/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I agree with randal bro.. This is the old story of "you can't turn a hoe into a house wife". As soon as she gets upset with you she'll be fucking some random guy/customer from the club on your bed.



Seriously. SpicyTuna, you should really consider your actions before you let this girl into your house to live. That's a huge step, especially with a girl that is prone to infidelity. How can you possibly trust her not to cheat on you? I couldn't do it. Stick with the hot sex and leave it at that. Shallow yes, but it is flirting with disaster to take it to the next level. I don't care how hot she is. I've been there. You don't want to do it, I promise. I'm just trying to look out for you, man.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971309 - 08/16/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I would have kept fucking her and told him to shut the door.


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    #5971313 - 08/16/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Seriously. SpicyTuna, you should really consider your actions before you let this girl into your house to live. That's a huge step, especially with a girl that is prone to infidelity. How can you possibly trust her not to cheat on you? I couldn't do it. Stick with the hot sex and leave it at that. Shallow yes, but it is flirting with disaster to take it to the next level. I don't care how hot she is. I've been there. You don't want to do it, I promise. I'm just trying to look out for you, man.




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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971325 - 08/16/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

you frogot to add 'pee blood for a week'


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    #5971380 - 08/16/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
What do you want to bet that there will be a "I feel a burning/itching sensation on my penis" thread by SpicyTunaRoll in the Physical & Mental Health forum within two weeks?




hahahahaha thats the funniest shit i've read all night

yeah i dunno about her living with me yet, shits still gotta get figured out

its not like shes cheated before, he treated her like complete shit and she deserved much better


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971393 - 08/16/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm willing to bet it's not the first time that she has messed around while in a relationship.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5971577 - 08/16/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

she says she never has before

i dont blame her for cheating this guy was a real prick to her

for example, shes sitting on the floor between his legs, hes on the couch

he stands up and rips the grossest ass right on her head

yeah i laughed pretty hard but fuck that guy i dont blame her at all, he constantly ordered her around and made her practically wait on him like a servant

he didnt deserve her at all, hes a pussy and an asshole


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971610 - 08/16/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

And you believe her and she is a stripper? :lol:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Skunk420]
    #5971615 - 08/16/06 11:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

shes a stripper not a whore :smirk:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971634 - 08/16/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Semantics.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971648 - 08/16/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

the supervisor at my old job walked into like five black dudes banging his wife, and they just said "wait you turn" he fired every black dude at the job site the next day and took a couple months off


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: MrJellineck]
    #5971650 - 08/16/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

bull shit dude

just because shes a stripper doesnt mean shes easy, bitch has to make money you know?

probably makes more cash than half the people on this site right now

if i'm a drug dealer that doesnt mean i'm a drug addict


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    #5971653 - 08/16/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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the supervisor at my old job walked into like five black dudes banging his wife, and they just said "wait you turn" he fired every black dude at the job site the next day and took a couple months off




now that is fucked up  :shocked:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: MrJellineck]
    #5971664 - 08/16/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, I have been laughing throughout this whole damn thread. It started when you were talking about what the strippers BF does to her, "Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her." HAHA!
"ets tested every month by her pussy doc. I'm sorry but I'm ROFLing right now, haha. Good luck with the stripper.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: plurby]
    #5971672 - 08/16/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thanks bro :grin:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971779 - 08/17/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

u should have opened the door and busted a fat nut on his face LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5971820 - 08/17/06 01:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yea, good luck.

I think its like the lottery but with better odds.

For all you know she could be just right super hot and horny and smoke bowls and every thing else good.

Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5971829 - 08/17/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not going to say anything about what you should do, or what I would do, but just keep this thread bookmarked and read it once you're done with the ho...I mean, uh, stripper.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
    #5971890 - 08/17/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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DNKYD said:
Next time pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around cause she thinks you're finished bust it in her mouth. Then raise your arms in triumphant victory while proudly proclaiming "HOUDINI!"




I always thought this was called a Philly Fake Out.

I thought the Houdini is where you start hitting her doggy style and you say hang on for a second before I bust and you get one of your boys to slip in and take over and then you walk out and wave to her through the window.

If she's hot and you're hit'n it with a condom I don't see what the fucking problem is. However, I wouldn't let some bitch who cheated on her boyfriend with me live in my house. Fuck that noise. If she's make'n good money swing'n from poles she can get her own place. So you can still hit it and if shit goes south you can just kick her to the curb without worrying about getting your key back.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: plurby]
    #5971898 - 08/17/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hey professor plurby, where is doctor e-tard?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: UlcerPentacidis]
    #5971934 - 08/17/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I give this thread two thumbs up. :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #5972215 - 08/17/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Um, wow. Just wow.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: BlindLemon]
    #5972499 - 08/17/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.







Except that every friday and saturday night she walks out with 400 in cash. and thats EACH night

also works monday and thurs but not as big of pay probably like 200 each

bottom line shes a great girl which is what i'v been saying throughout this whole thread

and the sex is AMAZING  :laugh:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972503 - 08/17/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

score!

try no to milk her of all her money then :smirk: :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Schwip]
    #5972510 - 08/17/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i'll work on getting that nude pic too  :evil:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972527 - 08/17/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

you know for how amazing you think this girl is and for how much you claim to like her you don't seem to have much respect for her if you're planning on posting naked pictures of her on the web.

Correct me if i'm wrong but when a guy really likes a girl don't they usually not want other men thinking of her sexually? let alone planting images of her naked and sexually in other peoples minds?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Aninator]
    #5972534 - 08/17/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:calledajoke:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972535 - 08/17/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

and she might not have a problem with it

she is a stripper after all.....


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972551 - 08/17/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

SpiceTunaRoll = Hitman. I swear.


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    #5972553 - 08/17/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

whatever sounds like you see her more as a trophy than a girl you want to be with.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972561 - 08/17/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, it doesn’t haft to be nude, just take a pic a post it.

I’m sure were all interested... after this very interesting thread.You got my expectations high though, so don't disappoint.

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    #5972565 - 08/17/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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SpiceTunaRoll = Hitman.  I swear.




yeah right :lol:

ok well next time i see here, probably this weekend, i'll ask her if i can get a snapshot

she'l probably be cool with it :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972570 - 08/17/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oh and just out of curiosity.. what does the 's' by your name mean?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Aninator]
    #5972573 - 08/17/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

He's a supporter of the shroomery.


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    #5972576 - 08/17/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

supporter

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    #5972580 - 08/17/06 11:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oooohh... ok... what do the other ones mean.. i know M means moderator... but there are others i think.


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    #5972583 - 08/17/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Aninator]
    #5972584 - 08/17/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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oh and just out of curiosity.. what does the 's' by your name mean?




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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Rono]
    #5972586 - 08/17/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

that too :thumbup:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972589 - 08/17/06 11:35 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've been in a similar situation, although I never got caught. Back in school this crazy chick who loved to party (ie start drinking at 11am, bought me endless amounts of booze, smokes, weed, coke) always got me to come back to her place to hang out. We'd get all fucked up then she would always try and get on my shit. I was kind of grossed out by her because she would always tell me and my friends about her frequent and random sexual misadventures (like the time she went lesbo with a big fat dyke gf and shaved her head and stole an old ladies purse, no joke). So one night i let her suck me off, then her sort of bf came by like 10 minutes later, I hung out for like 20 minutes drinking and smoking some more and got the fuck outta there. Most awkward feelings ever. Then I brought her to my place a few weeks later, drank whisky and fucked and sent her home on the bus, never fooled around with her again after.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972663 - 08/17/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

something tells me SpicyTunaRoll doesn't get laid much, especially by an attractive woman. who moves a fuckin cheating stripper into their house after knowing them for a matter of weeks?

good luck, dude. don't let your dick get you into something you cant get out of.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972823 - 08/17/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Man, nothing before now has lead me to believe you were a fuckup Tuna... however you clearly are...

You take advantage of an, easy, slutty, currently badly treated girl, and you think you're cool for it.

what the fuck man?

Yeah wonderful you can please her more than her abusive boyfriend, I'm sure most could. Maybe you should be a bit of a man and HELP HER OUT OF THE SITUATION?

Instead you act like a retarded kid, incite and accept violence, WITH A WEAPON.

Seems to me like you're risking her safety quite a bit if you're abusing her boyfriend, who the fuck do you think he'll take it out on if you can take him?
Guess what, she can't take him.


Let's just say if this situation ends in:
you getting a disease
her getting badly abused
you getting attacked with a weapon

YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT MAN! YOU ASKED FOR IT!



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Ok I now have read you are planning on keeping her.
You deserve her. She's your responsibility now, remember that when your violence gets her hurt...


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: ExplosiveMango]
    #5972856 - 08/17/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hey fuck you man

its like you didnt even read the fucking thread and now you come in and judge me on this shit when all i did was help her out

and what am i going to do, get my ass kicked my 4 guys that are older than me? i'm glad i had that gun i'd probably be in the hospital right now

all the points you made have already been covered in the previous pages

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972877 - 08/17/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

1. All strippers are fucked up in one way or another, and 99% are whores as well.  Deny it until you're blue in the face.

2. This slut has cheated on her last boyfriend.  It's only a matter of time before you walk in on her banging someone else.

3. She told you she never cheated before?  Santa Claus, Easter Bunny.  :rofl2:

4. Pictures are necessary for this thread to be worthwhile.  And yes, she has to be naked with Shroomery written on her or on something nearby.

5. Before this bitch bangs someone else and you get all pissy and leave her, start pimpin.  There's good money to be made there.  Oh, and take everything she makes at the club from her.  Tell her you're in charge of finances while she lives with you.

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whatever fuck him and his faggot friends, i fucked his girlfriend and he didnt do shit

fuckin pussy, if i ever caught my girl with some other dude in MY BED, i'd probably kill him. literally.



You'd get so upset over not being good enough you would kill someone?  That makes you the bitch.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972884 - 08/17/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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and what am i going to do, get my ass kicked my 4 guys that are older than me? i'm glad i had that gun i'd probably be in the hospital right now



You could have stayed inside like a normal person. Or called the cops if they got out of control. You chose to go outside so you could scare them off with your gun. You're very lucky they were scared of a BB gun. They could've easily still beat you.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: daimyo]
    #5972905 - 08/17/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

#4 is the best daimyo :lol:

like i said tho, this girl is not trashy at all, shes only been dancing for 3 months and its actually a really nice club, not a fuckin whorehouse

and i wouldnt be upset over not being good enough, i'd be upset at the actions that would be happening in my bed and the complete disrespect

kind of hypocritical of me to say that because technically i'm a complete asshole for doing it in the guys bed but whatever, i have no regrets


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5972938 - 08/17/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Karma's a bitch, I see another thread of the same title in the future for you.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: daimyo]
    #5972953 - 08/17/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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4. Pictures are necessary for this thread to be worthwhile.  And yes, she has to be naked with Shroomery written on her or on something nearby.





Fucking right Daimyo.

Get some Nude motherfucking pictures up right now with shroomery on them somewhere on her body or something!  We need them!

btw, good job spicy, I'm living vicariously through you :laugh:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5973075 - 08/17/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

if you got this bitch under your wing, sucking you off and fucking you great, then she wont mind you having a couple of naked flicks of her. she better not shes a fucking stripper.

if she wasnt trash then shed be working as a waitress.
she gets off on dudes looking at her body, when she gets bored with you who knows you might see the same thread only a different member and you caught them fucking in your bathroom.


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    #5973156 - 08/17/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I sense you haven't been with very many girls.

"like i said tho, this girl is not trashy at all, shes only been dancing for 3 months and its actually a really nice club, not a fuckin whorehouse"

...Naive! A wholesome stripper is an oxymoron. Compound this with the fact that you got with her after she cheated on her previous boyfriend who she still lives with. I mean, man, take off the rose colored glasses. She's trash. You've latched onto a mentally fucked up pussy lifesupport system and it's just a matter of time before she flies off the handle.

I think the fact that you'll get with a girl and think she's not trashy AFTER she cheats with you (no matter what the situation, cheating is trashy) basically sets you up for a harsh reality check.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DocPsilocybin]
    #5973210 - 08/17/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wish Tuna the best, maybe this girl isn't a true ho, or maybe she'll change..... Who knows?? MY point is, you need to think twice about pulling a gun of any kind on Anyone UNLESS they are about to KILL you. You went outside man, UNLESS they ambushed you, that was foolish to begin with. I don't know, I'm not judging you, but man, if you PULL a gun, you need to SHOOT that shit!! And then of course expect retailiation. Maybe it's just the white trash/prison background I grew up in, but man, people will KILL you for fronting with a gun, real or not. I wish you both the best.


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Re: Caught Having Sex *DELETED* [Re: blissedout]
    #7016869 - 06/06/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Post deleted by Butta

Reason for deletion: Totally didn't see how old this was. Opinion still stands



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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Butta]
    #7016874 - 06/06/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

You're a pretty funny puppet. That or just really annoying. You're trying too hard to be noob. Reply to...


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Cowgold]
    #7016959 - 06/06/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

well since someone brought it up...

WHERES THE UPDATE? :yesnod:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: 40oz]
    #7017271 - 06/06/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

this bitch actually called me today to hangout, she wants my balls so bad

i rarely see her
shes fat and tans way to much, doesnt dance anymore and drinks a shitload of beer

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #7017481 - 06/06/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

they told u so


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    #7017535 - 06/06/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

:dielaughing:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: notapillow]
    #7017541 - 06/06/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Spicey sent this to me its the true story



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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #7017722 - 06/07/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I know this thread is old,

and I only made it to the end of page 1,

but I have an extreme bonerz. :naughty:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: MrJellineck]
    #7018025 - 06/07/07 02:56 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Semantics.




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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #7018028 - 06/07/07 02:58 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

BlindLemon said:

Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.







Except that every friday and saturday night she walks out with 400 in cash. and thats EACH night

also works monday and thurs but not as big of pay probably like 200 each

bottom line shes a great girl which is what i'v been saying throughout this whole thread

and the sex is AMAZING  :laugh:




then wth are you doing? make that pole fucker a sugarmomma!


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Hakim0777]
    #7018046 - 06/07/07 03:14 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Tsk tsk tsk...

STRIPPERS AREN'T PEOPLE. Can't you just keep fucking 'it' without getting attached?


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    #8421461 - 05/19/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

so how did this turn out? did she move in with you? was there mad crazy stripper sex for months? must know!


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #8421497 - 05/19/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Let me fill you in...

I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.

His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.

The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.

As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.

We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.

Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.

She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"

She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.

Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.

He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"

Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.

I dunno, pretty fucked up right?


I am glad I followed the other thread to this one...it made me laugh. If I were that guy I probably wouldnt have been so nice since u were fuckin my girl... but If I were you id still have done the same thing.... and fucked her...its a vicious circle but you know you gotta do what your dick says or your in trouble ...

I see the moral of this story being

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kada]
    #8421712 - 05/19/08 08:24 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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LordOfChaos said:
so how did this turn out? did she move in with you? was there mad crazy stripper sex for months? must know!




Quote:

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i rarely see her
shes fat and tans way to much, doesnt dance anymore and drinks a shitload of beer

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    #8421814 - 05/19/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Ahh lol. I didn't read far enough, ty for the catch up!


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #9375834 - 12/05/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Let me fill you in...

I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.

His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.

The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.

As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.

We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.

Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.

She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"

She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.

Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.

He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"

Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.

I dunno, pretty fucked up right?




Forget reading through the entire thread.... but...

Youre being juvenile about all this.


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    #9375867 - 12/05/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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    #9375869 - 12/05/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Hopefully he has matured in the 2 years and 3 months since he made that post


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: optyks]
    #9375870 - 12/05/08 09:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

LOL

i was like 17 when this happend


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    #9376286 - 12/05/08 10:38 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

It sounds like you had some good fun for a while.
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    #9376356 - 12/05/08 10:49 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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LOL

i was like 17 when this happend



wait so wut happened
did u 2 ever get 2 gether
did she ever do personal strip shows 4 u?


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    #9376382 - 12/05/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Forget reading through the entire thread.... but...

Youre being juvenile about all this.




:rofl:

come in here to be a jerk to someone on something that happened 18 months ago....bad form i say

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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: supra]
    #9376450 - 12/05/08 11:09 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I was walked on by a bar back when I was giving head to the owner of a club in the liquor room.


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    #9376508 - 12/05/08 11:19 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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I was walked on by a bar back when I was giving head to the owner of a club in the liquor room.




Walked on?  That must have hurt.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Plok]
    #9376939 - 12/06/08 01:14 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Ridiculous how this thread is 8 pages and going...

guess im stoking the fire


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: greystealth]
    #9376940 - 12/06/08 01:16 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Except for the last 10 posts, all this posting happened between 6 and 30 months ago


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Plok]
    #9376945 - 12/06/08 01:17 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Plok said:
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magikgrl said:
I was walked on by a bar back when I was giving head to the owner of a club in the liquor room.




Walked on?  That must have hurt.




prob, walked in on*(


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: magikgrl]
    #9377066 - 12/06/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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magikgrl said:
I was walked on by a bar back when I was giving head to the owner of a club in the liquor room.




Might i be able to guess who you were blowing? lol !



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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Coaster]
    #9377787 - 12/06/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Coaster said:
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Atheist said:
LOL

i was like 17 when this happend



wait so wut happened
did u 2 ever get 2 gether
did she ever do personal strip shows 4 u?




we fucked for the next week and then she went back with the guy that caught us!

yes she stripped for me, gave me lapdance right before i fucked her


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Coaster]
    #9377795 - 12/06/08 09:03 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

then I fucked her :lol:

No joke.

Actually she date raped me. :bored: Stupid slut


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #9377799 - 12/06/08 09:04 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Good for you, looks like her boyfriend could care less:thumbup:
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He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat



Since when would a strip club hire a fat girl?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: FunkyPolak]
    #9377809 - 12/06/08 09:11 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

There are many variations of fat.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: FunkyPolak]
    #9377817 - 12/06/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

she wasnt fat


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #9377831 - 12/06/08 09:20 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I know, I meant it was stupid that her boyfriend calls her fat.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: FunkyPolak]
    #9377850 - 12/06/08 09:26 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I bet that harlot was just lying about that. She's just a horny slut.


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