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InvisibleKerbouchardS
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971090 - 08/16/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

This is cool, you reacted like a lot of people would in the situation.
WHAT UP PUB! Can I get a cheers for getting laid, WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA? :cheers:

Hello my friends and foes, I be prowling forums like the man of all woe.
Someone start a LNC party up in this B(eeee)ITCH!
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971093 - 08/16/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Move in is cool, just remember what she is, LOL


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OfflineOashi
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: capliberty]
    #5971112 - 08/16/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

haha this sounds just like my ex...i fucked her stole her then she fucked someone else ^_^ same story


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Oashi]
    #5971115 - 08/16/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just wish i had the bb gun fight ^_^


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Oashi]
    #5971117 - 08/16/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

apparantly thats how it always happens


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: zSDMF]
    #5971122 - 08/16/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yep


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971126 - 08/16/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...I have SO many fucked up stripper stories.

1.  A former co-worker of mine was dating a stripper.  She was nuts and got all high on meth, stole his car, and drove to Philadelphia to do a porn shoot.  The movie and images ended up on www.cumfiesta.com

2.  I frequent a certain strip club when a certain friend drags me along to it.  All of the chicks there do coke.  If you bring an 8-ball in they will snort lines off of your dick (not that I've ever done this).

3.  A girl who dances at the club mentioned in #2 has been involved in about 100 pornos (I met and talked to her).  Two of the more interesting titles are "Who let the whores out?" and "Black Meat White Treat".

4.  Every chick I know who has become a stripper is FUCKED UP. 


Not once have I met a well-adjusted stripper.  You are in for a roller-coaster ride my friend.  But I guess it could be fun and challenging.  :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: zSDMF]
    #5971129 - 08/16/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah that gun totally saved my ass

fuckin pussy needed 4 other guys to come talk shit

their like "ooooh you need your bb gun to protect you"

fuck those assholes, what am i gonna do, take all of them? fuckers


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971142 - 08/16/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.


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InvisibleDa_Vine
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971145 - 08/16/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

fuckin yuck.


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InvisibleAtheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971147 - 08/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what the fuck are you talking about


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971149 - 08/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ANTS said:
dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.




Oh shit...he raw-dogged her?  :eek:

Get to the STD clinic immediately.  Seriously.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971151 - 08/16/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

shes clean

gets tested every month by her pussy doc, not because she needs to be tested just because of procedure

never had an std either


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InvisibleAtheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971152 - 08/16/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

and like i said before

not a slut and not a ho

cleanest snatch i've ever seen


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971155 - 08/16/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

ANTS said:
dude you rawdawged a stripper, thats just askin for it.




Oh shit...he raw-dogged her?  :eek:

Get to the STD clinic immediately.  Seriously.




You should get tested anyway just to make sure man.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971156 - 08/16/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SpicyTunaRoll said:

cleanest snatch i've ever seen




that's what her boyfriend said  :bongload:


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InvisibleAtheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Nashbar]
    #5971159 - 08/16/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i wore a rubber you fuckin idiots


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971169 - 08/16/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

good shit. wear two next time.


Edited by ANTS (08/16/06 09:22 PM)


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971175 - 08/16/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Stripper poon is Chlamydia City. 

So, you've hung out with this girl for a couple of weeks, smoked weed with her, and fucked her.  Do you think that this is the basis for a stable and nurturing relationship?  I guarantee you that this whole situation is going to turn into a trainwreck. 

But, do whatever you want man.  :shrug:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Da_Vine]
    #5971179 - 08/16/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Man i have to say, that personally i dont find what you did a good thing.

she had a boyfriend, and cheating or helping someone cheat is just wrong IMO.

plus she is still with other dude, and you at the same time, and possibly someone else. I hate to sterio-type anyone but from my personal expierence with a few strippers that i know, they are BAD BAD BUSINESS all around. i would cut it off leave it at that.


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