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Random Next Door sex
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How to walk over and then walk home sleepy?

Im 20
Shes maybe early 50's
Clean and kept hippie
She is a masseuse (not ho , real class), she is up and watching tv, I do not want a massage
How do I go over and work my way
Not close friends but I haven't seen a bf over
Incense burnin,massagin, next door milf
How do I go in with minimal aftershock if denied
I hope Im not. she's an earth babe and I don't wanna tug myself

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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gotta go borrow some thing for cooking maybe? gimme some sugar maybe while holding a measuring cup might be a little corny but just say you are making late night munchies.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
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why ou ask here it's the last thing you want to do. you just have to do something. DO IT

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
why ou ask here it's the last thing you want to do. you just have to do something. DO IT


this.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Why not just take a bottle of wine over, ask if she's busy?

Say you were bored, your plans got cancelled at the last minute or something and you're left in the lurch.

Then finger her.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #5]
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why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?

your at two completely different stages of life.  although its not entirely heard of, chances are you're not taking her to bed.

has she flirted with you at all?

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I think this is strange as well.

I'm totally not a 'casual sex' person. Even in my 20s.


So i'm kind of interested to hear how it plays out since OP is set on trying to take her to bed. I hope he gives it a try.

Report back OP.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?


Same exact reason a 50 year old dude wants to fuck a 20 year old girl.
Young, dumb, easy come... and easy go.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I doubt this woman has even taken notice of this fool yet



I mean - more then just the occasional 'guy next door' sorta way anyway  :shrug:

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?



Excuse me, do you happen to live under a fucking rock?

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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snorted mdpv before and f'd like a bunny
woke to pancakes for breakfast

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Woot!

Pics.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
snorted mdpv before and f'd like a bunny
woke to pancakes for breakfast


I'm not convinced
:dumbass:

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?



Excuse me, do you happen to live under a fucking rock?


did you not read the whole post?

i said its not unheard of, but its not likely.

read before you post, shithead.

Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?


Same exact reason a 50 year old dude wants to fuck a 20 year old girl.
Young, dumb, easy come... and easy go.


a 50 year old guy nailing a 20 year old bitch is a lot more common than the other way around.

trust the anonymous man

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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pics or it didn't happen

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?



Excuse me, do you happen to live under a fucking rock?


did you not read the whole post?

i said its not unheard of, but its not likely.

read before you post, shithead.

Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
why would a 50 year old woman fuck with a 20 year old dude?


Same exact reason a 50 year old dude wants to fuck a 20 year old girl.
Young, dumb, easy come... and easy go.


a 50 year old guy nailing a 20 year old bitch is a lot more common than the other way around.

trust the anonymous man



Lol, like i said, you are under a fucking rock you moron. Just because you think its uncommon, doesn't mean that applies to the whole world. Where I live cougars are really popular and 50 year old chicks are banging college dudes EVERYWHERE. Its extremely common in alot of places, and not just in the united states, get your fucking head out of your ass you blind sheep. Your life experience in your shitty backwoods inbred hick town is not equal to the experiences of the world.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #10]
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im sorry, did i hit a nerve?  :lol:

and your experiences in your city that is infested with cellulite and AIDS does not equal to the experiences of the world.

now a 20 year old banging a 35 year old, i will buy that with all my money.  but a 50 year old?  that's just :dudewtf:

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
im sorry, did i hit a nerve?  :lol:

and your experiences in your city that is infested with cellulite and AIDS does not equal to the experiences of the world.

now a 20 year old banging a 35 year old, i will buy that with all my money.  but a 50 year old?  that's just :dudewtf:


Cool that your mind is so open to the realities of the world. Go pick a mushroom.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #10]
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It's not common where i'm from. Not saying it doesn't happen.

I never expected it to be 'really common' anywhere, and i actually really doubt it is.


But either way, OP pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: Random Next Door sex [Re: Anonymous #7]
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My experience, 50 year old women are bangin' 35-40 year old men they work with.

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