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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
So what if I get off on it a little its not like its illegal and I dont do it that often only on the days im feeling particularly horny which are few and far between.



:freshwtf: because it is your sister man...

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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socks > washing machine > feet> repeat

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
But no, I bust it into a tissue.



Sick fuck.

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
But no, I bust it into a tissue.



Sick fuck.



:shrug:

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #18 said:
socks > washing machine > feet> repeat



:lol: efficiency.

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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I just blow it into the sink then clean off i guess you actually have to be a little taller to do this but
it seems to be the cleanest way

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I collect it and ferment it it and make jizz wine.

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Sometimes ill roll over and nut onto my face. Makes me drop huge loads
But almost always i use a tissue. Socks work great too

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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put i in a test tube and mail it to my girl

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
But no, I bust it into a tissue.



Sick fuck.



:ahahaha:

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your sister is gonna get out of the shower and by accident dry her pussy off with the jizz spot on the towel and youz gonna have some :tard: babies

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #24 said:
Your sister is gonna get out of the shower and by accident dry her pussy off with the jizz spot on the towel and youz gonna have some :tard: babies



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not likely...

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How long do sperm live after ejaculation?

Answer
from Roger W. Harms, M.D.
The life span of sperm after ejaculation depends on the environmental conditions. Sperm ejaculated into a woman's vagina can live in a woman's reproductive tract for up to five days or perhaps even longer. Fertilization is possible as long as the sperm remain alive. Sperm ejaculated outside the body may survive only minutes to a few hours.


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pregnancy/AN00281

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Mayoclinic....




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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i am trippin right now, this is so fuckin funny!!! but no usually i wipe it off, sometimes eat it, depends on what mood i am in. right now i feel like just wipin it off.

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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I remember the first time I came I was all

:awewtf:






Then I kinda thought a second :hmm:













so just to make sure it wasnt piss since it was all clear I dabbed some on my finger and tasted it:ifyoucanawe:












Tasted a lot like snot so I figured It must be that white stuff everyone always makes lame jokes about, It was the day I truly started to feel like a man.




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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'll admit to tasting it ONCE (because the girl I had refused to let me cum in her mouth, and said "why don't you try it then asshole") in the privacy of my house. My overall opinion was "what a cunt, this isn't terrible".

I mean...I'd never eat it off my hand from cranking it like you sick fucks, but chicks who don't swallow are fucking assholes. Have they ever tasted a vag? Only the clean ones taste good.

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Quote:
Anonymous #8 said:

I mean...I'd never eat it off my hand from cranking it like you sick fucks,



:bubbles:

yeah WTF people, r u for real? eating your own cum, what r u 12 with your mom in knocking on the bathrooms door?

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Have they ever tasted a vag? Only the clean ones taste good.



very true but i'm sure a unwashed penis doesn't taste good either. i know if a skeet and shower or wash my dick it smells like dead fish the next day.
:ugh:

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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I usually just call my dog into the room and shoot it on them. Funny when I drop a fresh one on there and someone comes over and ends up petting my dog."eww whats this slimy stuff on your dog" "uuhhh idunno"

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Re: What do you do with your jizz when you cum? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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:lol: Jizzing on your dog, lol

-The guy who made the MY DOG JUST ATE A 1/4 OF BLOW thread.

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