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finally made my gf cum
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My GF has always been honest with me and let me know that even though she enjoys sex with me, she doesn't typically come as a result, and never really has, with anybody. I don't hold it against her, because it's generally the same for me, though I do feel a hint of worthlessness whenever she wraps up one of our rolls around the hay by pulling out her little vibrator.

Last night all that changed. I don't know if it was the espresso I drank before heading over or the way I sort of squeezed my dick around in different directions and changed my center of gravity and angle constantly as we fucked, but when I tried to change positions I found I could not because her arms were wrapped around my chest for dear life and she was shaking like she had the DT's or something as my thrusting continued. When she finally did let go all she could do was lie there, panting, for minutes, speechless. She let me know that this had been the first time for her, ever. She had not thought it was "really possible."

It feels good to have sent the vibrator into obsolescence, but I still never came. :crankey:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Was it in the butt?  :whatwhat:

If not then  :billymaythumbup:  :billymayshead:

-Society

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
It feels good to have sent the vibrator into obsolescence,


No you didn't.

Anonymous #1 said:
I still never came. :crankey:


Should jizz in her shampoo bottle.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
but I still never came. :crankey:


I did :naughty:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Wow, you mean women masturbate even when their man isn't around? I can't tell you what an appalling shock this comes to me as, here I thought she would really just throw the vibrator away after I left.

Mommy, anon #3 called me stupid. :sad:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #4]
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So that was YOU in the bushes outside! DAMN YOU ANONYMOUS!

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Learn how to eat pussy kid

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Mommy, anon #3 called me stupid. :sad:


Just want to make sure you knew the facts. A woman may cheat on her vibrator with a man, but her primary loyalty is to it.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
My GF has always been honest with me and let me know that even though she enjoys sex with me, she doesn't typically come as a result, and never really has, with anybody. I don't hold it against her, because it's generally the same for me, though I do feel a hint of worthlessness whenever she wraps up one of our rolls around the hay by pulling out her little vibrator.

Last night all that changed. I don't know if it was the espresso I drank before heading over or the way I sort of squeezed my dick around in different directions and changed my center of gravity and angle constantly as we fucked, but when I tried to change positions I found I could not because her arms were wrapped around my chest for dear life and she was shaking like she had the DT's or something as my thrusting continued. When she finally did let go all she could do was lie there, panting, for minutes, speechless. She let me know that this had been the first time for her, ever. She had not thought it was "really possible."

It feels good to have sent the vibrator into obsolescence, but I still never came. :crankey:


You guys are tards, please stay out of the gene pool.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I thought this wanna be a good thread but sadly just by reading the comments I'm disappointed.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Learn how to eat pussy kid


I'm no gourmand, but I've been spoiled in the past and my dear girl does unfortunately not serve five-star seafood. Plus I think it's important for a man to be able to please a woman using his dick. It's not just there for you.

Anonymous #3 said:
A woman may cheat on her vibrator with a man, but her primary loyalty is to it.


:lol:

Edited by Tchan909 (11/09/09 03:30 PM)

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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No five star seafood you say?

Is it more like rotting catfish that's been left in your car for 2 weeks?

:penguinmonkey: <-- Does it look like this???

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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lol ^

reminds me when i was younger i thought my first girlfriend's pussy smelled good, the smell reminded me of pepper. the next pussy i tasted, tasted exactly like water and only was it then did i realized i fucked a smelly pussy for a year and liked it.

Edited by Anonymous (11/09/09 06:13 PM)

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Pepper doesn't sound so bad. My girl's stuff is not ugly but it does have a funny metallic-salmon smell. Not my bag. I'd rather hit it with the stick than the lick.

This girl I had a few times a year back, though. Her lips were an immaculate heavenly gateway, gushing with divine ambrosia. I seriously mean that her stuff tasted much better than water. I was all too eager to eat her out every chance I got. But it can be hard to go back to the rest when you've dined on the best.

I miss her. :sad:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:ythan:

Edited by Anonymous (11/11/09 10:22 AM)

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
My GF has always been honest with me and let me know that even though she enjoys sex with me, she doesn't typically come as a result, and never really has, with anybody. I don't hold it against her, because it's generally the same for me, though I do feel a hint of worthlessness whenever she wraps up one of our rolls around the hay by pulling out her little vibrator.

Last night all that changed. I don't know if it was the espresso I drank before heading over or the way I sort of squeezed my dick around in different directions and changed my center of gravity and angle constantly as we fucked, but when I tried to change positions I found I could not because her arms were wrapped around my chest for dear life and she was shaking like she had the DT's or something as my thrusting continued. When she finally did let go all she could do was lie there, panting, for minutes, speechless. She let me know that this had been the first time for her, ever. She had not thought it was "really possible."

It feels good to have sent the vibrator into obsolescence, but I still never came. :crankey:


I got a half-chub reading that.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #10]
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So? I get a  half-chub eating breakfast cereal.  :sherm:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
So? I get a  half-chub eating breakfast cereal.  :sherm:


That's morning wood - doesn't count cause it's a freebie.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #10]
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No you misunderstand.

I hire a prostitute to feed me my meals because all of my teeth are rotten out from extended methamphetamine usage when I was 12.

She gets a $10 bonus every time she successfully completes a tuggie on me. She's getting pretty good at it.

She also wipes my ass for me, and sometimes I get aroused from that. (Diarrhea is a natural lubricant).

Edited by Anonymous (11/10/09 08:55 PM)

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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#8, you're my favorite.

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