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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous said: who are you kidding the op is a virgin
also QFT
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Anonymous #1
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For all I know she thinks I didn't hear what she said and was engrossed in the Simpsons.
I think I can make a save here...just not sure how.
-OP
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Re: "Do you want to make out?" [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7853983 - 01/09/08 02:25 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Dry Smash her cake hole..
.... and her shit box.
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Anonymous #15
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isnt it obvious that she went to college and realized that sucking cock is a normal thing for girls to do.
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Anonymous #14
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I had a friend that I wanted to be a gf in jr. high. My mom's friends daugther. She like me, we were around each other a lot. But I was no punk. She liked punks.
They moved away, but mom and her mom remained good friends and she would visit.
Once day, the daughter came to visit us with her mom and she had turned into a little hottie. After everyone went to bed on night, we snuck some beers out the back door and smoked cigs in the back yard and gazed at the stars. We came in after it got a bit nipply and sat on the couch in the living room. Seeing how she had turned down my advances years ago, I hadn't even tried to make a move on her...
But after drinking a whole 3 beers (at 17) we were a bit tipsy... I could tell that the sudden silence between us was intentionally initiated by her, so I turned towards her and lightly kissed her. She returned the favor, but with her tongue down my throat while grabbing at my zipper like a griffon catching a baby rabbit.
By the time she wrapped her cold hand around my flesh pole, I was at full attention and she went to slurping away like it was a popsicle she was trying to consume on a hot summer day.
She had obviously been trained will in the oral dept. And without me being at the controls of my glans, I knew my steam valve was reaching threshold.
I pulled her head up and asked her if I could go down on her and she said tht no one ever had.... I licked that monkey for about 5 minutes, and she had an orgasm with her own hand over her mouth as she convulsed like an addict out of benzos. my parents and her mom were only a few rooms away asleep....
Me, still naive, thought the ordeal was over, but she asked me if we could "try" other things she had never tried, so I asked if Doggy style was in order and she agreed as long as I had rubbers.
I had to sneak to my room to get a jimmy hat, and when I came back she had changed into her pj's (silk boxers and a wife beater). I put the prick sack on and pulled her boxers to the side while she was on all 4's. Her thing was so tight, I nutted just trying to get it in. Luckliy I had snagged and extra condom and I switched em out real quick without a moment's hesitation and popped my shaft in her briskly and began to pump away.
We had sex as slowly and quietly as we could for about 3 hours and decided to stop because I knew my dad would be getting up to make coffee soon. I crept off to my bed and got some sleep, and she beeded down on the couch.
I thought the next morning would be awkward seeing how we were both drunk. But when I saw her over breakfast, I wondered if she had remorse. We didn't speak about that night really. But we were to be at my friends lake gathering later that day so we were off. leaving my parents and her mom behind to do their thing. Once we arrived at the lake, my friends were not there, they had decided to go to the mall, so we headed back home to regroup and find something to do.
We still had not mentioned the previous night, and Its allll that I could think about. When we arrived back at my parents house, there was a note on the table that said "Went to the casinos, be back late".
My heart began to beat faster and faster. I was now alone in an empty house with this hot little teenager and had nothing to do. I was thinking of the ways I could ask her if she wanted to fool around, but could not come up with anything....
I said "well, that was nice of them to bail on us and leave us here with nothing to do."
And she said "Do you want to fuck?"
I was relieved to hear her say that, and at the same time, A bulge instantly appeared in my pants. We went to my bedroom and got to it. We didn't even make out. We just got naked, and I suggested the 69 position. After doing that for a while, be seemed to have sex in like every position I knew and even some we thought we made up. I burned through a few condoms and even blew a load in her pubic hair (yes, this was when pubes were still ok to have).
Looking back, it's the most fun erotic sex I have ever had. After that, we didn't speak or see each other for years. But, in an attempt to possibly rekindle a potential vacation flame, I got in touch with her and found her myspace page. The bitch done got ugly as shit.
I guess the moral of the story is that When offered a shit box, dry smash it.
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous said: I guess the moral of the story is that When offered a shit box, dry smash it.
words to live by
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Anonymous #16
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i've been down that path, dated my friend for like 2 years and ended up losing interest in her and breaking up with her, destroying all contact between us
at first i felt relieved, then after about a year i started to regret the way i handled it so i offered my friendship to her again
things are different now, she's certainly more distant
my advice: stay friends. intimate relationships are relatively pointless and unfulfilling. if my friend had held a grudge against me i would have permanently lost a relationship i now value above all else
also, she was my first relationship so i believe my downfall was because of my fixation on sex. it just floored me and i lost sight of what was actually important - talking, listening, and just being close with someone
so if you're a virgin(i only suspect this because of your reaction to her query) i suggest finding someone you don't have such a worthwhile bond with to learn how unimportant sex is
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Anonymous #17
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If u don't hit that shit now, ima hit u
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Anonymous #18
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Re: "Do you want to make out?" [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7855242 - 01/09/08 06:24 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Anonymous said: pussy whipped bitch
you never let a bitch sleep in your bed unless you fuck her
she must laugh at that or thinks youre gay maybe both
You're a dumb ass
As a side note, if you think that a girl would consider you gay for not fucking her if you sleep in the same bed, it is highly possible that you ARE gay and are afraid to divulge that secret to you and others. 
I shalt spoken the truth
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Anonymous #1
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so if you're a virgin(i only suspect this because of your reaction to her query) i suggest finding someone you don't have such a worthwhile bond with to learn how unimportant sex is
No, not a virgin. I was so scocked because of how damn unexpected it was. Also, I would have liked some time to consider the question, and I didn't feel like I had it. We've been best friends for years...it was just extremely unexpected.
I'm not going to really go for it unless she tries something again. I'm happy with the friendship.
*shrug*
-Op
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous said: I shalt spoken the truth
no no no...I give thee naught permission to use mine colloquialism as thine own
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Anonymous #18
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Anonymous said: I shalt spoken the truth
no no no...I give thee naught permission to use mine colloquialism as thine own
Unimportant. I shalt retreat to my mansion where I shalt drink from my 12 year old wine
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Anonymous #4
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Anonymous said: pussy whipped bitch
you never let a bitch sleep in your bed unless you fuck her
she must laugh at that or thinks youre gay maybe both
You're a dumb ass
As a side note, if you think that a girl would consider you gay for not fucking her if you sleep in the same bed, it is highly possible that you ARE gay and are afraid to divulge that secret to you and others. 
I shalt spoken the truth
are you a gay 12 year old?
any women would think you were a gay bitch if you didnt screw her while she slept in your bed
your left ear must buzz when she gets with her girlfriends or male fuckees that are pleasuring her billy elliot
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Anonymous #10
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my wine's lucky if it makes it twelve weeks
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Anonymous #18
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Re: "Do you want to make out?" [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7855859 - 01/09/08 08:12 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: pussy whipped bitch
you never let a bitch sleep in your bed unless you fuck her
she must laugh at that or thinks youre gay maybe both
You're a dumb ass
As a side note, if you think that a girl would consider you gay for not fucking her if you sleep in the same bed, it is highly possible that you ARE gay and are afraid to divulge that secret to you and others. 
I shalt spoken the truth
are you a gay 12 year old?
any women would think you were a gay bitch if you didnt screw her while she slept in your bed
your left ear must buzz when she gets with her girlfriends or male fuckees that are pleasuring her billy elliot
This only proves your unbounded idiocy because I talk from the perspective of a woman. So stop being a moron.  Also, did you really read what kind of relationship is there between the two of them? They're buddies. Of course, you might be hitting on your female buddies just to prove your masculinity so you don't get suspected for being gay.  Mental trauma FTW
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Anonymous said: Of course, you might be hitting on your female buddies just to prove your masculinity so you don't get suspected for being gay.
that's about what it comes down to for most people too
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Anonymous #18
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Indeed
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Anonymous #2
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Re: "Do you want to make out?" [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7856447 - 01/09/08 10:03 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Anonymous said: Some input would be nice.
Backstory: Best friends with this girl for about 5 years. A year or so into the relationship I develop feelings for her and she ends up finding out I like her as more than a very good friend. She freaks out, doesn't understand, and I manage to put the feelings on the back burner and just be a best friend. This works out nicely. After a small break, we continue our awesome friendship like normal.
Skip ahead 4 years. She is now going to college out of state, but is visiting for winter vacation. We have been hanging out the past couple of days, and every now and then I catch some subtle signs that could have been her hitting on me. I figure I'm juts imagining things.
Tonight, we're sitting here watching the Simpsons on my computer, and out of nowhere (while still staring at the Simpsons) she says "Do you want to make out?". I am speechless. Literally. I think my mind was crying out "YES", but I was literally at a lost for words and really confused. I simply did not respond. The episode was over soon after and we both went on hanging out like nothing happened.
She acted pretty much normal the rest of the night and she's now sleeping in my bed (we sometimes sleep in the same bed when she's visiting).
I don't know what my question is to ya'll.
I really wish I would have said yes when she asked.
Now I'm just, kinda,
Demius you're never gonna get laid bro!
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Re: "Do you want to make out?" [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7856634 - 01/09/08 10:35 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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Anonymous said: Demius you're never gonna get laid bro!
pfft...if *I* can do it - so can he
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