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I think I might be turning into a werewolf.
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So, I've been extremely sick the past day and a half. I've got a fever, I ache all over, all kinds of digestive problems, the top of my head seems to be numb, and now, I just realized that even after taking a 30 minute long scolding shower I somehow smell like a wet dog. Thus I can only assume that once I stop shitting and puking all my innards out, they will be replaced by magic wolf parts.

Is it a full moon? Would I even know if it was?

Anyway, if anyone wants to come put a silver bullet in my head I'd be mighty grateful. Till then though, how about some really soft mellow music to pasify my potentially growing bloodlust?

TL;DR
I feel like shit, someone play me some relaxing music. No assplay you fucking degenerates.



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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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Being a werewolf could have its advantages.



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External control, are you gonna let them get you?
Do you wanna be a prisoner in the boundaries they set you?
You say you want to be yourself, do you think they'll let you?
They're out to get you.



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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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Ergot sickness? I don't remember where but a whole village hundreds of years ago ate bad rye bread which had ergot growing on it. The whole village got terribly sick and people actually died I believe but anyway. They thought they were turning into wearwolves.

My facts might not be %100 accurate. Was years ago when I read this. Just seamed relevant.


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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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Make my Funk the P Funk, I wants to get Funked up

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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: 2Cents]
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2Cents said:
Ergot sickness? I don't remember where but a whole village hundreds of years ago ate bad rye bread which had ergot growing on it. The whole village got terribly sick and people actually died I believe but anyway. They thought they were turning into wearwolves.

My facts might not be %100 accurate. Was years ago when I read this. Just seamed relevant.


I knew the LSD bread would get me eventually.


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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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Have you been recently bitten by any Immortal Creatures of The Night?


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Make my Funk the P Funk, I wants to get Funked up

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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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    classic LOVELINE

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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: blewmeanie]
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Hope you feel better, Wolf Man.  Weren't you really sick a couple of weeks ago?  :sad:  Take it easy and get some R & R.  Here are some mellow tunes, not really sure of your tastes so they're kind of random!











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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: I think I might be turning into a werewolf. [Re: Lion]
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:laugh:



:grin:


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