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Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls?
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I know they have women's deoderant for stinky vag...

Do they have men's deoderant for smelly balls?

Or should I just revel in my natural pheromones/musk?

I just can't seem to scrub away that manmusk...


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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Maybe you have a fungal infection?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris

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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: Gumby]
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Your balls shouldn't be stinking if you wash them properly. :argh:


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: Tetriana]
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Tetriana said:
Your balls shouldn't be stinking if you wash them properly. :argh:


Might be an infection.


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: Vibes]
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Hmmm... Well I keep the jock itch away with jock itch spray... but if I don't use it for a week or two awhile it tends to come back... maybe its hiding in my taint...

This is upsetting.


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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Ive heard that axe stuff cleans most sets of balls.


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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baby wipes?:shrug:

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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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shave your balls and stop masterbating, oh and take a shower every day, problem solved.


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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I'd rather have my mildly stinky balls than shave 'em and have to put up with excruciating stubble itch...

And I fail to see the connection between the smell and masturbation... do elaborate.


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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sea men, and you dont have to shave scissors work to.  its just like women more you use it the more it stinks...thats why women these days are always shaved


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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I don't rub semen on my balls...


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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well your missing out then.

Plus it doesn't matter, you could jerk off in the shower and still get seamen in your hair, if you jerk somewhere else your going to have aftercum in your undy's and ill leave the rest to your imagination.

Wether you like it or not, masterbating does/can make you stinky.  hence if you stop playing with raw sausage you won't have to deal with the food poisoning.  and you yourself mentioned hormones, when you masterbate it throws them all outta wack, which is why most people break out with pimples if they jerk it alot


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Maybe I should take a bleach dip...


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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im sure about half of it is bacteria so that should help, but getting smells out of hair is a bitch thats why i mentioned cutting it and starting fresh and then changing habits to keep the new hair and skin fresh.  But bleach might be a bit much for a sensitive area like that, you might end up with mutant children or elephant balls or something.  Id suggest alcohol or peroxide instead or iodine


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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well i keep the hairs neatly trimmed and very rarely masturbate when the gf's holding out...

Maybe her vag fluids are to blame... she isn't particularly stinky or anything... but the light scent of my balls is present... her fluids + my external sex organ = enough oxygen for the stank to thrive?

IT'S GOTTA BE THAT SHE-DEVIL!


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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TheSlapnCapn said:
Maybe I should take a bleach dip...



sitz bath, brah


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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TheSlapnCapn said:
I'd rather have my mildly stinky balls than shave 'em and have to put up with excruciating stubble itch...

And I fail to see the connection between the smell and masturbation... do elaborate.


Shave ur fuckin nuts. theres hardly any stubble itch and the ladies will love you
for it. Quit being a bitch. No wonder ur junk stinks.

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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: DeadHearts]
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Goldbond is your friend


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: gangstash_t]
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i dont shave my balls, jerk off a lot/have a lot of sex as well and my junk doesn't stink unless i don't shower :shrug:


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Re: Do they make men's deoderant for funky hippy balls? [Re: bbl337]
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How any man can go without shaving their nuts is beyond me.

How do you guys get laid?? Or get ur balls sucked?? That is a must for me.

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