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Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams
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Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams With Online Snow-Day Classes
by Lee Bains on October 26, 2010 at 11:30 AM

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    The eyes of nearly every child in the United States instantaneously sparkle at the mere mention of two words: "snow day." Even those of us who grew up in the warmer parts of the country would sometimes be granted the glorious reprieve from school by icy roads, or -- if Heaven would have it -- respectable piles of the white stuff. All those young, wistful, smiling eyes may soon be permanently dulled, though, if one Ohio school district has its way.

Mississinawa Valley School District in Darke County, Ohio has announced that its students will no longer know the joys of spontaneous vacation days -- thanks to the Web. On days when roads are closed due to inclement weather, kids will be forced to attend class on the dang old Internet. District Superintendent Lisa Wendel told the Columbus Dispatch that it will be good for the kids, and will better prepare them for college, where online courses are regularly offered. We have not yet definitively heard whether or not Mississinawa Valley's school lunches will be limited to gruel and boiled cabbage.



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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: lovemusic]
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sucks for them.  hahahahahahha i <3 my snow daysss

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: memes]
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"Back when I was your age, we used to get the day off when it snowed like this" :oldman:





Sucks for the kids but makes sense otherwise I guess.
I wonder if every kid at school has internet at home?


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Doc_T]
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Every kid's internet will suddenly stop working on snow days haha


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: chooken]
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yah if they had tried to force some shit like that on me i would have downloaded so many nasty porn viruses they would start to breed and form baby goatse's


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: makaveli8x8]
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glad it dosen't apply to me anymore.




i had snow days.



dey were the shit:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Salomon]
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I grew up in So Cal, we didn't have snow, much less snow days.

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Doc_T]
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I was homeschooled, no snow days for me. le sad :sad:


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Ima Trooper]
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That's a load of SHIT.

Perhaps they should have no school then and work from the internet. Live webcam feed.

Online courses is deceiving too. I heard you still have to come in an take tests. Lame.


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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they could become Shroomery days. OK kids, go research drugs. There aren't any jobs when you graduate anyway.

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Doc_T]
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Doc_T said:
I grew up in So Cal, we didn't have snow, much less snow days.

:feelsbadman:[/quoteyeah we have above 70 degrees (hot days),and 59-70 degrees (cold days)

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: realfuzzhead]
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I wouldn't make my kids do it. I would call them off. That's bs.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Kada]
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No snow days = no snowball fights, snowman building, and sledding.

Ohio hates childhood.


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Live in Alaska, we would have several snow days in a row. They just had the 3 days off before Thanksgiving as well, because the roads were like a sheet of ice.


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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Not every home has internet

So...what about the poor kids? Sucks for them?

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Re: Ohio School District Crushes Kids' Dreams [Re: feifen]
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Probably cheaper to give every kid a laptop and beam internet across the district
than to have more than a few snow days+make up days.


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