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$51.65 - WOO HOO!!
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Turkey turned down the $15Billion bribe, err ... diplomocay contribution ... and said they didn't want 62,000+ US troops camping out in their back yard. It's their right. But what I'm anxious about is that $15,000,000,000 that we were going to make available to them to do it. They don't want it ... I DO!! According to US population estimations - http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/popclock - there are 290,372,097 people here. Divide $15,000,000,000 by that number and you get $51.65 per person. I can really use 50 bucks right now, don't know about the rest of you. It will come in handy tho. Actually that leaves .7856 cents per person as change to the guv'ment. But we're talking about alot of people so that comes out to about an extra $2,281,189.95 as change that will, I'm sure, be put to the deficit, or hunger or education or some noble cause. But fuck all that.
I think I'm gonna get a keg of beer or something with my $50. Whatever, it's my $50.
Buzz




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Re: $51.65 - WOO HOO!! [Re: BuzzDoctor]
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Sweet!
E-mail this to the White House, they'll be thrilled.

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Re: $51.65 - WOO HOO!! [Re: dee_N_ae]
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I see absolutely NO problems with this actually going through!! ::hope you caught the sarcasm...laying it on pretty thick here::

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Re: $51.65 - WOO HOO!! [Re: BuzzDoctor]
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I want to buy a politician with my $51!  :laugh:  Yeah! 


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