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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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phone book under outcall and escort


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
what is a sure fire way to find one? I'm too desperate
and would a hot looking beautiful white prostitute have sex with an asian guy?


man fuck that.

I'm sure you can find one easily, get in your car and go to the hood man but christ, I hope I never find myself in the position you're in, sorry.  But seriously, how can you be that desperate that you'd fuck some random skank for dollars? fuck that sir.

check the hood, wear a condom :shrug:


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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A White prostitute will fuck any ma
candidguy said:
what is a sure fire way to find one? I'm too desperate
and would a hot looking beautiful white prostitute have sex with an asian guy?



She will fuck anyone if they are paying,asian or not.


Look on craigslist man. Look in the adult services area.

Other than that go to the area of the big city where drugs are commonly sold and drive around till you see a block with scantly clad women walking around.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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Jacking off would be your best bet.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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aNeway2sayHooray said:
Jacking off would be your best bet.


seriously.  I'd rather fuck myself than some cunt for money.


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
21 year old virgin here, been jacking off, used fleshlight, drilled cucumber a hole to fuck in, used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it and humping my rolled up blanket, what a loser, right?


stop.

go outside.


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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I know were to find transexual prostitutes.  Seriously though, here
http://www.backpage.com/


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: PreparationH]
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No shit man... If I was ever that desperate I would just call up some fat girl or if I didnt know any just go to a bar and find one.

Getting laid for free isnt that hard,fucking an attractive women can be a bit tougher but if the OP is willing to pay for sex then I am sure you are willing to fuck a larger girl.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: PreparationH]
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it



hmmm clever,ingenious really


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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aNeway2sayHooray said:
candidguy said:
used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it



hmmm clever,ingenious really


this is hilarious.

Dude, you have one life I'm no pussy wrangler or nothing but gtfo of the house or else you'll look back and say "what if"

what are you afraid of?  society? fuck society. LOL no pun intended on that last one...


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: fapjack]
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well... dude, you seriously need to get some pussy. fucking balloons? get a motorcycle, some mdma, and just act wild as fuck. chicks will also like it if you smoke weed with them.

if yer gonna get a hooker, please take serious caution. you can get shit that you can never shake. then theres the pigs!

but really, just read more and listen to more diverse music. also, act wild as fuck. chicks seem to dig motherfuckers who seem like they got nothin to lose.

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: joshisstoned]
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joshisstoned said:
well... dude, you seriously need to get some pussy. fucking balloons? get a motorcycle, some mdma, and just act wild as fuck. chicks will also like it if you smoke weed with them.

if yer gonna get a hooker, please take serious caution. you can get shit that you can never shake. then theres the pigs!

but really, just read more and listen to more diverse music. also, act wild as fuck. chicks seem to dig motherfuckers who seem like they got nothin to lose.


:lolsy: epic thread.


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
aNeway2sayHooray said:
candidguy said:
used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it



hmmm clever,ingenious really


the most fucked up thing I did was buying a can of spam and I put the block of spam in the microwave to warm it a bit and then make a hole and fuck it, but the whole spam was all crumbled up and it didnt work great at all
i'm really that desperate, I have a feeling I would never get laid :frown:



That doesnt sound like a good idea at all. On the show Weeds the kid used a banana peel warmed up in the microwave.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
PreparationH said:
stop.

go outside.


no courage at all :frown:
I see a white girl I got scared.



dude... it's a girl, what's she going to do, beat you up for saying she
has a great ass or that you'd love to motorboat her tits... even with
hot chicks, 1 in 10 will be all over it


and if she beats you up... you prolly deserved it for not knowing kung fu


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I wish I knew the secret to getting women was owning a motorsycle and acting wild as fuck when I was a teenager.

its so simple


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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