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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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I've had success with hand warmers and a condom before. To ensure it all stayed warm I put on several pairs of tightly fitting underwear


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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: NWlight]
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Cool well here's to tomorrow lots of money and a 401k is riding on this shit so heres to hoping all that good karma from being a stand up nice guy pays off.

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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: Tesla]
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Tape it to your armpits, that's what my friend did in high school when he got tested every week for probation. He was a successful pot dealer during that whole ordeal. :thumbup:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: UniversalParadox]
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UniversalParadox said:
blujay said:
Oh man, fail. The "Go to jail dude." was directed at captain-chicken-mcfatdoucher who apparently can't figure out how to use tape and a hand warmer withouth the assistance of the internet... Just read his posts man, I like you but I don't like him.

I have a shit list.


You have a shit list on the internet?

Go outside.


I went outside twice today, to work two different jobs, and when my car wouldn't start this morning three people showed up to jump it :facepalm:


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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: Tesla]
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Don't leave the hand warmers on too long.  It will max the urine sample out at 110-115 degrees.  It takes roughly 15 minutes for the hand warmers to bring up a cooled urine sample to 92-100 degrees.  Too much longer and it gets a little too hot.  If it is too hot, remove the warmer and wait about 10 minutes for it to cool down below 100. 

I ran several tests with just cool tap water back when I used to piss randomly for my employer.  I had it nailed down to the minute nearly.

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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: blujay]
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UniversalParadox said:
blujay said:
Oh man, fail. The "Go to jail dude." was directed at captain-chicken-mcfatdoucher who apparently can't figure out how to use tape and a hand warmer withouth the assistance of the internet... Just read his posts man, I like you but I don't like him.

I have a shit list.


You have a shit list on the internet?

Go outside.


I went outside twice today, to work two different jobs, and when my car wouldn't start this morning three people showed up to jump it :facepalm:


I have no idea why your lashing out at me than. You sound like you live a life filled with success fortune and friendship.

PS.
I get a 300 dollar car allowance from my company a month. That's a hundred dollars for every friend you had show up. Also to clear the air bro I'd be more than willing to mail you a portable jumper battery to help you out.

i could use the charity right off with the way my tax bracket just sky rocketed..

Sincerely,

The Bad Guy

Edited by Tesla (09/01/10 11:52 PM)

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Re: Anyone have experience keeping synthetic urine heated at the 92 to 100 degree range? [Re: Tesla]
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Sample inside a condom warmed by hand warmer under your ball sack.  Practice it with one of those tape on thermometers the night before to make sure it will work out ok.

And yes I've done it and it all worked out.

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