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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
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Put the little bottle in a jock strap and wear that.  Then just unzip, flip the top open, and squeeze.  There's no reason it should look too awkward.  Just practice before you go.  If they say anything about it just say that you have a big dick.  They can't look.


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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
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i quit my daily use that had been going for at least a year and was able to pass a drug test after two weeks of no smoking.

i am skinny and have a fast metabolism...i also did some running..


if you are going to use the fake piss be VERY careful if they are watching you...that could get you in so much trouble.  i did do that once tho....

i didnt have synthetic piss, but i had pissed in a bottle when i was clean and then did some drugs...that day i had to get piss tested randomly...i put some of the piss into a smaller bottle that was some solution for cleaning contacts...it was a perfect size and squirted out...i hid that up my sleeve and went into the bathroom...the dude was behind me but not watching THAT hard so i just pulled out my dick and held it like i was peeing then squeezed the bottle i had hidden up my sleeve so it sprayed into the cup....worked perfectly.

i was so happy too bc i was fucked up and they all knew it...but when i passed that test they had to let me go...they were going to send me to jail if i failed it...since that day tho i have been clean and will not let that happen again.  it feels great to take a piss test and be legit and know you will pass.


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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: usefulidiot13]
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What I do to get clean is a combination of bentonite (aka indian clay) & cranberry juice.  Every morning after I wake up & night before I go to bed, I take a tablespoon of the bentonite and put in an 8-oz glass filled with water.  It really has no taste, just a really grainy texture.  You should be able to find bentonite at any natural food store (Whole Foods, Vitamin Cottage, etc.).  I also drank somewhere around 12~20 oz of cranberry juice for lunch.  Coffee & soda are both diuretics, which also helps the process.

I tested this with the home drug tests and it got me clean in about 2~3 days (also showed-up negative when I went in to get tested).


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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: thirdeyeparable]
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Ok i'm going to go with synthetic urine. Now i'm confused as to how i am supposed to keep the urine between 90.5 and 100 while I have the bottle taped to my dick. I read that they come with two heating pads but wont that make it to hot if I have two wrapped around it? My plan is to put the synthetic urine in a contact bottle and tape that bottle to my dick and pretend to piss normally so that when the guy standing behind me watches it just looks like im taking out my dick and pissing, simple right? I'm just confused at how to keep the temperature in that right range while im inside the place for so long

Also whats the cheapest synthetic that you know of that works? I only need one samples worth

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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
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going to buy the quick fix off this website http://www.drugtest-solutions.com/Quick_Fix_Synthetic_Urine.htm. good idea? All quick fixes work correct?

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Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
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Get Quick Fix and use it.  Problem solved. 











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