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God/Religion and MORGAN FREEMAN!
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I want to start a movement.  Now Im not religious in any way today, but used to be christian.  I notice how even believers will take the lords' name in vane by exclaiming "JESUS CHRIST!" when something didn't go their way, or more explative: GOD D**N!  Like I said, Im not religious anymore, but I think it will be halarious if people stopped using JC or God and replaced them with "MORGAN FREEMAN!" which is to be utterd with the same intensity as Jesus Christ.  After all, he's played God in more than one movie and now hosts "through the wormhole".

At first this will sound funny to you, but remember:  your just yelling someone's name!  Why use Jesus Christ when no one (today) has ever met or saw him?  I say blame everything on Morgan Freeman!

Of course, you may have to add "fucking" to the name if you really want to be serious about your slander. 

MORGAN FUCKING FREEMAN it gets funnier everytime!  Oh yeah, I love Freeman - he's a great actor and host so Im not belittling him (should be an honor no?)

So, the next time you stubb you toe or drop your cell phone, don't blame it on JC: he hasn't been aroung for a couple millenia - blame Morgan Freeman.  Besides, he can't hear you and doesn't take offence (not that I think JC can)

Christians:  this is a good way to make sure you don't commit the sin
sane people:  MORGAN FREEMAN!  yell it LOUD!  If asked WTF? explain it and pass it on.  Best inside joke ever!


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Re: God/Religion and MORGAN FREEMAN! [Re: smokescreen]
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So....why not just say JESUS-CHRIST or GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT

It's far more offensive to sensitive lil Christians like yourself

:shrug:


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Re: God/Religion and MORGAN FREEMAN! [Re: niteowl]
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Im not a christian, niteowl.  I believe MORGAN FREEMAN will save us! (from bad movies)  It's just a joke I started at work a few years ago.  Seeing through the wormhole last nite reminded me.

I do think it's odd that a non-christian would use GD + JC.  If it means nothing to you, why yell it?

You are right about offending lil christians with the exclaimations though.  That's not my intention -- I like to laugh, and any excuse to do so is cool w/ me.


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Re: God/Religion and MORGAN FREEMAN! [Re: niteowl]
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Isn't Morgan Freeman marrying his granddaughter or some shit?


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