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My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper
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Seriously, why the fuck do they even make this shit?  You can't spring an extra buck to get toilet paper that doesn't make your asshole bleed after the 3rd wipe?  I don't know what the hell she was thinking, but as soon as she wakes up she is going to get an earful.  Buying shitty toilet paper is just wrong.  If I wanted shitty toilet paper I would have just stole a shit ton of napkins from mcdonalds.


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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I bought a cheap brand once that I liked better than any of the fluffy
crap, I cant for the life of me remember what brand


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Scott? Scott toilet paper sucks.

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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Gumby]
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What did Pris say, I have him ignored.  Also, it wasn't even Scott it was some shitty Pathmark brand and it was like 1 ply too to make matters even worse.  Its seriously about as good as the TP in a gas station.


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
What did Pris say, I have him ignored.



:coaster:


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
fapjack said:
What did Pris say, I have him ignored.



:coaster:


:scott:


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
What did Pris say, I have him ignored.  Also, it wasn't even Scott it was some shitty Pathmark brand and it was like 1 ply too to make matters even worse.  Its seriously about as good as the TP in a gas station.


Pris said:
Quote:
I bought a cheap brand once that I liked better than any of the fluffy
crap, I cant for the life of me remember what brand


On a separate note, fuck toilet paper. I use bathroom wipes. Gets you cleaner and no toilet paper dingle berries.

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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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3ply

or

GTFO


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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reminds me of living in the dorms last year. every time i'd go home to my parents house, it felt like i was wiping my ass with silk.

don't go easy on her for this...

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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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You would have been better off wiping with the dollars she used to buy the toilet paper. :kingtard:


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
On a separate note, fuck toilet paper.



I usually just take a shower afterwards and don't bother with toilet paper, but I kept clogging the drain and my girlfriend yelled at me so I don't do it anymore.


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Moronicus]
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who the fuck wipes?

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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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hahaha... next time blame the drain clogs on her or tell her it's because you're spankin' it in the shower


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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Buy her the shitty kind of tampons. She'll get the message.


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Clint Eastwood toilet paper? Because it's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone!


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Buy her the shitty kind of tampons. She'll get the message.


By this he means rolls of cardboard with cotton glued to the tip. That'll show er

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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Prisoner#1]
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She would know it was a lie, I have to wear one of these at all times.




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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Buy her the shitty kind of tampons. She'll get the message.


She has too heavy of a flow and can't wear tampons.


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: Filffy]
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Kushi said:
Clint Eastwood toilet paper? Because it's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone!


you just have to be creative in the way you use it, I like to use it as a
scraper, with the expensive fluffy brands I always end up fingering the
ring meat, the shit tears way too easy


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Re: My girlfriend bought the shitty kind of toilet paper [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
She would know it was a lie, I have to wear one of these at all times.






thats......


thats a TINY a penis!:futuramamario:


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