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Offlinemetalmorph
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Re: Buying condoms [Re: suburbanned]
    #12744605 - 06/14/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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suburbantoker said:
Anyone who pays for condoms are suckers :awebig:




I assume you are one to steal from Walmart, eh?


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: colemantallent]
    #12744606 - 06/14/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Rollin' back minding your own damn business :confused:


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metalmorph said:
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suburbantoker said:
Anyone who pays for condoms are suckers :awebig:




I assume you are one to steal from Walmart, eh?





Actually no, every College campus while in session, and every planned parenthood + loads of other places gives out free condoms.

Edited by suburbantoker (06/14/10 11:33 PM)

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Re: Buying condoms [Re: colemantallent]
    #12744632 - 06/14/10 11:40 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I just can't take these walmart shoppers anymore!  :omgz:


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: suburbanned]
    #12744750 - 06/15/10 12:13 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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suburbantoker said:
Rollin' back minding your own damn business :confused:


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metalmorph said:
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suburbantoker said:
Anyone who pays for condoms are suckers :awebig:




I assume you are one to steal from Walmart, eh?





Actually no, every College campus while in session, and every planned parenthood + loads of other places gives out free condoms.




um college campuses rely on you to either go to planned parenthood or buy your condoms.

Might not be worth the time to go find a planned parenthood for condoms, usually isnt. lol


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #12744768 - 06/15/10 12:18 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Buy a gallon of milk or something too so the casheir won't even notice the condoms... works every time...




who gives a fuck?




I care... that's why I usually buy a tub of vaseline and a large
cucumber with my condoms, those nosy cashiers will never figure
out what I'm up to

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Re: Buying condoms [Re: colemantallent]
    #12744782 - 06/15/10 12:21 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

take a couple packages up to a worker and ask where the dressing room is


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #12744787 - 06/15/10 12:22 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Buy a gallon of milk or something too so the casheir won't even notice the condoms... works every time...




who gives a fuck?

i worked at a walgreens, i never cared when people had to buy condoms, or tampons, or anything like that.

never had to use my own condoms or carried them around really. all the sex I ever have is one night stands, and they always have them.


:calledajoke:


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: suburbanned]
    #12744841 - 06/15/10 12:40 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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suburbantoker said:
Anyone who pays for condoms are suckers :awebig:




No shit, brother. The only sensible thing to do is your partner doesn't supply condoms, is to do a five-finger job. Then afterwords, turn them inside out and re-use them.
I kinda got keen on mother nature's dirty tricks after my 3rd kid, so I started doing this instead..
I just put some canola oil with isopropyl alcohol, to dilute all the polar/nonpolar parts of my jizz/vagina slop. Then I spray 'em out with the sink sprayer.

It's worked pretty fuckin well so far, plus the isopropyl kills all the sperm so you don't hafta worry about makin kids.


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: colemantallent]
    #12744865 - 06/15/10 12:48 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Should I do it?



lol damn. That the most creative haircut i've seen in a while.


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: The_Ghost]
    #12744929 - 06/15/10 01:05 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Should I do it?



lol damn. That the most creative haircut i've seen in a while.




It looks like he was halfway into juggalo conversion, but then came to his senses and decided he'd rather have a life and a girlfriend. Won't do him much good with that hair, though.


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Re: Buying condoms [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #12744956 - 06/15/10 01:10 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The angle of the picture just makes it look weirder. I bet it looks more styling from the front or not.


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