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Offlinepfxtc
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condoms
    #14021066 - 02/24/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yay / nay?
condoms
You may choose only one


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Re: condoms [Re: pfxtc]
    #14021069 - 02/24/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #14021072 - 02/24/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this poll=:facepalm:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021076 - 02/24/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:




yes.
condoms are like raincoats in the shower, but I'd rather not get AIDS or have a child


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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021090 - 02/24/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeahhhh

the risk of having a kid WAY outweighs the obnoxiousness of condoms

plus I use these

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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021093 - 02/24/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I hate condoms, the only condom I can use are the trojan ultra thins or else I'd rather not even poke at the bag.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021112 - 02/24/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fail poll is fail.
No condoms for me. No kids for me. No stds for me.
Married and vasectomized :thumbup:


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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021125 - 02/24/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Just don't fuck dirty bitches :shrug:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021133 - 02/24/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Just don't fuck dirty bitches :shrug:




dude like 1 in 3 chicks ages 18-26 has an STD

I have NO IDEA if that statistic is accurate, but I'm pretty sure it's something like that
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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021137 - 02/24/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

um yes it's mostly herpes virus


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Re: condoms [Re: caphillkid]
    #14021179 - 02/24/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'm not so worried about std's,

but i don't think "pulling out" qualifies as a good enough plan,

and I dont trust girls and birth control, listen to tom leykis' horror stories.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021193 - 02/24/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
I hate condoms, the only condom I can use are the trojan ultra thins or else I'd rather not even poke at the bag.




that's the good stuff :highfive:

I don't get the hype with these fucking Ecstasy condoms.
I've tried them. They suck. There's even more material between my dick and the vagina than there was before.
HOW IS THIS FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY? :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

Also, I hear Tom Leykis is an unbiased source of information about women. :Trollface:


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Re: condoms [Re: pfxtc]
    #14021214 - 02/24/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I voted STAL, , or would have :foreheadslap: .  I haven't wrapped my rascal in years. :seniors: , as does monogamy :smirk: . . .:peace: of ass . . .  :doggystyle:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021299 - 02/24/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:




This.


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14021319 - 02/24/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:




This.




Girls can get moody on birth control.
Can also lose their sex drive.

Skin on skin's nice though.


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Re: condoms [Re: vinsue]
    #14021336 - 02/24/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Haha vinsue you're a funny ole fart :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021340 - 02/24/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This is a dumb question I know, but what does STAL mean?


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021345 - 02/24/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:




This.




Girls can get moody on birth control.
Can also lose their sex drive.

Skin on skin's nice though.




True, but there's tons of different kinds out there. I guess it just depends on the person. You can always try different kinds if one doesn't work for you and hopefully find one that doesn't cause bad side effects.


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021356 - 02/24/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So far my girlfriend hasn't been affected mood wise other than the occasional emotional instability. Only being sensitive though not bitchy, and her sex drive hasn't been affected at all as far as I can tell. So far so good :thumbup:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021392 - 02/24/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Austinh111's Cleanliness fucking guide:
Step one: Seduce the girl.
Step two: Finger her, then proceed to smell your finger. If it smells stinky run.
Step three: Pull out.
Step four have her suck your dick and go again!


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Re: condoms [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021408 - 02/24/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Stinky vag can just mean uncleaned though not always infected.


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021413 - 02/24/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I one time ate a girl out after gettin head and then woke up and my right tonsil hurt, havent called her since.


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14021426 - 02/24/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Birth control over condoms. Skin on skin :derfase:




This.




Girls can get moody on birth control.
Can also lose their sex drive.

Skin on skin's nice though.




True, but there's tons of different kinds out there. I guess it just depends on the person. You can always try different kinds if one doesn't work for you and hopefully find one that doesn't cause bad side effects.




Well, fucking with the menstrual cycle in general can lead to infertility.
Depending on the girl, this may or may not be a bad thing.

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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021432 - 02/24/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe you just worked yourself too hard. I've gotten a sore tongue before haha


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021433 - 02/24/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Alot of the time it is infected.... Believe me my penis has been through 2 stds both from 2 stinky girls...


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Re: condoms [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021438 - 02/24/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Austinh111 said:
Alot of the time it is infected.... Believe me my penis has been through 2 stds both from 2 stinky girls...




You sound like you go for the classy ones.


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Re: condoms [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021440 - 02/24/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I mean it isn't a good sign I know that lol. But I've been with stinky girls and made them shower first and it was all good from there.


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021442 - 02/24/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
This is a dumb question I know, but what does STAL mean?




sir tokes a lot.. a shroomery user who demanded there be an option on polls for people who want to be included in the poll but not skew the actual results. i guess no polls are actually valid without a STAL option
took me a while before I figured out wtf it meant.


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021449 - 02/24/11 06:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Well, fucking with the menstrual cycle in general can lead to infertility.
Depending on the girl, this may or may not be a bad thing.

:Trollface:




Heh, for me it's a good thing. I'm not really interested in having kids right now, and I don't see that ever really changing.

But as far as menstrual cycles go, pills actually help sometimes by making them more regular. It did for me, because I used to only have one 3 or 4 times a year.


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021456 - 02/24/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Maybe you just worked yourself too hard. I've gotten a sore tongue before haha



na this was no sore tounge it was an OMG what did I lick last night?! lol


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021462 - 02/24/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Maybe you just worked yourself too hard. I've gotten a sore tongue before haha



na this was no sore tounge it was an OMG what did I lick last night?! lol




Maybe you had a tonsil stone.

:Trollface:


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021468 - 02/24/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Maybe you just worked yourself too hard. I've gotten a sore tongue before haha



na this was no sore tounge it was an OMG what did I lick last night?! lol






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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021472 - 02/24/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Birth control and being monogamous!
I guess I would rather use condoms than be on birth control because birth control is so bad for you (especially since I smoke, drink coffee, and my family has a history of high blood pressure), but condoms don't have as good of a success rate


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021492 - 02/24/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I could totally imagine that belonging to Rosie O'Donnel. That's the first bitch I thought of when I saw that for some reason.


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021502 - 02/24/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i only have sex with prepubescent virgins.


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021503 - 02/24/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Maybe you just worked yourself too hard. I've gotten a sore tongue before haha



na this was no sore tounge it was an OMG what did I lick last night?! lol









Jesus christ what an unlucky place to have a skin tag. At least, I think that's what it is...the whole picture is rather distracting :eek:


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021571 - 02/24/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
I could totally imagine that belonging to Rosie O'Donnel. That's the first bitch I thought of when I saw that for some reason.





Oh yummy


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021581 - 02/24/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That outfit looks like it's about to pop haha


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021592 - 02/24/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.


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Re: condoms [Re: Eminence]
    #14021597 - 02/24/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
That outfit looks like it's about to pop haha




I gotta admit that she looks like a midget...

And that's kinda hot.


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021611 - 02/24/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Girls can get moody on birth control.
Can also lose their sex drive.





girls are moody anyway

marriage kills their sex drive faster


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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021616 - 02/24/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
That outfit looks like it's about to pop haha




I gotta admit that she looks like a midget...

And that's kinda hot.






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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021639 - 02/24/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ok that looks like a midget with downs wtf


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021646 - 02/24/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Don't they pretty much all, save for a few.

I still want to fuck one before I die.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021656 - 02/24/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021677 - 02/24/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I would love to have my cock in her... everything.
It would look so HUGE.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021784 - 02/24/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022045 - 02/24/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lolsy:

Honestly though I don't get the midget thing. I mean, unless you're a midget...why??? I just dont find them attractive. like at all. I dont get it.

Man, I went to The Dirty Show in Detroit (annual erotic art show) and they had a stage were people were doing burlesque and there were a bunch of drag queens etc. Then a midget did a strip tease :facepalm: it was just horrible. she couldnt move right, it looked weird...she had to hobble across the stage because she couldnt walk very fast...:facepalm:

not saying midgets dont have the right to their sexuality but...why would normally developed people find them attractive? Is it just for novelty?

On a side note though, I found out that drag shows can be pretty amusing. As a straight guy I never thought I would enjoy dudes in drag lipsynicing to pop music. But its actually pretty entertaining somehow :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14022101 - 02/24/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

StaleShrooms said:
not saying midgets dont have the right to their sexuality but...why would normally developed people find them attractive? Is it just for novelty?




Novelty, yes. It is the closest thing to fucking an alien hobbit.

Just think how easy it would be to maneuver that little thing around your genitals and FUCK it is right there at the perfect height. just kind of have to walk right up to it and bamb cock-mouth.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022155 - 02/24/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

For casual sex, I always wrap it before I tap it, but in long term monogamous relationships, condoms are a hassle. Kinda ruins the whole spontaneity thing. Nothing like waking up in the morning cuddling, and whoa, look what just slipped in...


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022167 - 02/24/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Condoms blow. I thought id love having a huge cock, but sadly they were the only form of birth control i would allow myself...IF I COULD. But my Johnson is just too thick around making the large ones feel horrible, and cutting off my circulation leaving me limp.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022210 - 02/24/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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For casual sex, I always wrap it before I tap it, but in long term monogamous relationships, condoms are a hassle. Kinda ruins the whole spontaneity thing. Nothing like waking up in the morning cuddling, and whoa, look what just slipped in...




Haha, I'm going to look up condom slogans now.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it :thumbup:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022222 - 02/24/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022225 - 02/24/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Haha, I'm going to look up condom slogans now.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it :thumbup:




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Re: condoms [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14022228 - 02/24/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart




On the rare occasion that I do get them, I usually end up going to CVS. It sucks because they have theirs locked in a glass case and everything :mad2:

I should be above embarrassment of buying condoms but it's still a little embarassing :shrug:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022237 - 02/24/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

cheapest condoms at cvs/walgreens in my area is $4.45 for the cheapest brand, for THREE rubbers. screw that


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Re: condoms [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14022254 - 02/24/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, they're pretty expensive. I like to get the variety packs with 4 different textures for like $15 :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022258 - 02/24/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You can go to most community health clinics and get them for free.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022311 - 02/24/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I think I'm going to go to the health dept. soon for some discount birth control. I read somewhere, it might have been here, something about the government has decided to stop funding Planned Parenthood.


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022317 - 02/24/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah, I think I'm going to go to the health dept. soon for some discount birth control. I read somewhere, it might have been here, something about the government has decided to stop funding Planned Parenthood.



yes, because population growth will solve all of our problems.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022327 - 02/24/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I guess we'll turn into China and limit the number of children everyone can have :facepalm:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #14022334 - 02/24/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah I guess we'll turn into China and limit the number of children everyone can have :facepalm:



I for one, think we should. Fuck all these religions that tell people to have as many kids as possible. This is what is destroying our planet and our society. Overpopulation. It is one of the most serious threats we face as a species.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022340 - 02/24/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah. Well I'll definitely contribute to that. I don't want any children :shake:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022350 - 02/24/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Condoms suck.

But kids suck even more.:thumbdown:


Hormonal birth control and not putting up with the attitude FTW!


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Re: condoms [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14022365 - 02/24/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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cheapest condoms at cvs/walgreens in my area is $4.45 for the cheapest brand, for THREE rubbers. screw that



60 online for like 20 bucks i think off some websites.


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Re: condoms [Re: Lennyk]
    #14022369 - 02/24/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck paying for condoms.
I've walked in to a planned parenthood and taken nearly the whole jar of condoms.:smirk:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022378 - 02/24/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

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condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart




On the rare occasion that I do get them, I usually end up going to CVS. It sucks because they have theirs locked in a glass case and everything :mad2:

I should be above embarrassment of buying condoms but it's still a little embarassing :shrug:



My older brother's 26 years old, goes to the store to buy his gf tampons and other bullshit like that, gets embaressed buying condoms though... figure that one out.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14022385 - 02/24/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Haha, I'd rather buy the tampons too. It makes him seem like a nice caring boyfriend. Does he buy her chocolate too? :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14022386 - 02/24/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

AsAboveSoBelow said:
condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart




On the rare occasion that I do get them, I usually end up going to CVS. It sucks because they have theirs locked in a glass case and everything :mad2:

I should be above embarrassment of buying condoms but it's still a little embarassing :shrug:



My older brother's 26 years old, goes to the store to buy his gf tampons and other bullshit like that, gets embaressed buying condoms though... figure that one out.



i always feel awesome buying condoms, because it means i ran out of my large stock :datass:


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022394 - 02/24/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Ballerium said:
Yeah I guess we'll turn into China and limit the number of children everyone can have :facepalm:



I for one, think we should. Fuck all these religions that tell people to have as many kids as possible. This is what is destroying our planet and our society. Overpopulation. It is one of the most serious threats we face as a species.




I would not go that far but I think making it so some folks can pop out babies as almost a form of income makes me sick.

My last job this one guy quit to go back to Crecent City, Ca. because with him and his wife unemployed and a kid he could make more from the government then him working and living in Oregon with an unemployed wife and baby. It's not like he made much at our work and I know they had food stamps and other things, medial included but California said, hey we will pay your bills and rent too.

While that has some merit, for say an emergency thing i think Ca. should have said wait, you did what.... fuck off.

A safety net is fine, a fucking cradle is not.

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Re: condoms [Re: Lennyk]
    #14022454 - 02/24/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
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condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart




On the rare occasion that I do get them, I usually end up going to CVS. It sucks because they have theirs locked in a glass case and everything :mad2:

I should be above embarrassment of buying condoms but it's still a little embarassing :shrug:



My older brother's 26 years old, goes to the store to buy his gf tampons and other bullshit like that, gets embaressed buying condoms though... figure that one out.



i always feel awesome buying condoms, because it means i ran out of my large stock :datass:




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Re: condoms [Re: tripp23]
    #14022468 - 02/24/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Chocolates? Na he pays for her to live in his house.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14022566 - 02/24/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

kids are wayyyy scarier than stds  :crazy3:

vasectomies FTW

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Re: condoms [Re: Envix]
    #14022571 - 02/24/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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kids are wayyyy scarier than stds  :crazy3:

vasectomies FTW

hell, vasectomies for EVERYONE :toomuchacid:



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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14022599 - 02/24/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

STAL
Girlfriend is on birth control shot.
One shot
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No worrying about timing of pill dosage
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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022613 - 02/24/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Haha, I'd rather buy the tampons too. It makes him seem like a nice caring boyfriend. Does he buy her chocolate too? :lol:



I can't tell you how many times I've been through the checkout line buying condoms, chocolate, champagne, and flowers. Not embarrassing at all. They know I'm gonna get some.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022629 - 02/24/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:bigyesnod:

It would be a shame if you didn't, after doing all that.


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022635 - 02/24/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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:bigyesnod:

It would be a shame if you didn't, after doing all that.



what can I say? I know how to treat a lady...


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022648 - 02/24/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Which reminds me, how's it going with your sober girlfriend?


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022694 - 02/24/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Which reminds me, how's it going with your sober girlfriend?



well, our date the other night was canceled cuz she wasn't feeling well (had a fever). I almost canceled for the same reason, so it's all good. She's doing an art exhibition on Sat that I plan on checking out (not a date obviously) but she did say she still wanted to go out though. we'll see what happens.

shopping list: condoms, (no champagne), chocolate, flowers. what do you think? I really operate better with the champagne...)


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022716 - 02/24/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Would she really object if you brought champagne? She seriously never even drinks?


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022721 - 02/24/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

seriously. She never does. Weird huh?


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022736 - 02/24/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.

He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda :feelsbadman:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022741 - 02/24/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.

He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda :feelsbadman:



oh, she's gonna get laid. She just doesn't know it yet.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022761 - 02/24/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lolsy:

How dare you taint her soberness!


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022769 - 02/24/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, I wasn't talking about her. I just get so much performance anxiety....:lol:


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    #14022774 - 02/24/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:nonono:


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022791 - 02/24/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.

Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn :laugh2:


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Re: condoms [Re: tripp23]
    #14022794 - 02/24/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i always feel awesome buying condoms, because it means i ran out of my large stock :datass:




I always feel awesome too, haha.
Buying magnums, the look on the faces of the girls working there.. always priceless.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022796 - 02/24/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.

Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn :laugh2:



I actually have to have them specially made.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022967 - 02/24/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

because you're allergic to the normal material


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    #14022972 - 02/24/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023055 - 02/24/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.




:freshwtf:


Do I need to smoke more to understand?



derp what? Okay.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14023112 - 02/24/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  that's a new one.

Mine's like a broken safety pin


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14023130 - 02/24/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.




:freshwtf:


Do I need to smoke more to understand?



derp what? Okay.



I prefer the austin powers one.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14023155 - 02/24/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
:lol:  that's a new one.

Mine's like a broken safety pin




Have to use hexarmor condoms huh?


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14024358 - 02/25/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Never used one never will.  After a pregnancy with my girl in an LTR  - which we "dealt with", I got snipped.  If I want sex I want sex - I cannot even imagine how much a condom must suck.  I would not even know how to put one on......  bareback all the way baby. 

BTW I never slept around alot or ever with an unknown skank.  I've been very fortunate to have been with top shelf women I at least knew to a degree.  You have to decide whats important.  Some guys will bang anything.  Not me............


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