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Ballerium
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Would she really object if you brought champagne? She seriously never even drinks?
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nicechrisman
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seriously. She never does. Weird huh?
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Ballerium
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Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.
He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda
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nicechrisman
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Ballerium said: Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.
He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda 
oh, she's gonna get laid. She just doesn't know it yet.
rufies have no flavor...
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Ballerium
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How dare you taint her soberness!
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nicechrisman
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Oh, I wasn't talking about her. I just get so much performance anxiety....
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Ballerium
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Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.
Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn
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Re: condoms [Re: tripp23]
#14022794 - 02/24/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i always feel awesome buying condoms, because it means i ran out of my large stock 
I always feel awesome too, haha. Buying magnums, the look on the faces of the girls working there.. always priceless.
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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
#14022796 - 02/24/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.
Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn 
I actually have to have them specially made.
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PreparationH
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because you're allergic to the normal material
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nicechrisman
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more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
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4runner


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nicechrisman said: more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Do I need to smoke more to understand?
derp what? Okay.
Edited by 4runner (02/24/11 10:57 PM)
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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
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that's a new one.
Mine's like a broken safety pin
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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
#14023130 - 02/24/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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nicechrisman said: more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Do I need to smoke more to understand?
derp what? Okay.
I prefer the austin powers one.
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4runner


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PreparationH said:
that's a new one.
Mine's like a broken safety pin
Have to use hexarmor condoms huh?
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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
#14024358 - 02/25/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Never used one never will. After a pregnancy with my girl in an LTR - which we "dealt with", I got snipped. If I want sex I want sex - I cannot even imagine how much a condom must suck. I would not even know how to put one on...... bareback all the way baby.
BTW I never slept around alot or ever with an unknown skank. I've been very fortunate to have been with top shelf women I at least knew to a degree. You have to decide whats important. Some guys will bang anything. Not me............
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