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Gumby
Fishnologist

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656

Motherfucking birds!

#12649502 - 05/29/10 08:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't been able to get shit for sleep ever since the beginning of the week because this family of like fucking 30 birds decided to move into this AC unit on the roof of the building next to me. They start making noise around 6AM and do not shut the fuck up until about 3 in the afternoon. I'm starting to lose my damn mind.

Short of buying a pellet gun and just picking the bastards off, do anyone have any suggestions as to how I can make these fuckers relocate or just... shut the fuck up?

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idiotek

Registered: 02/06/04
Posts: 40,733

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649509 - 05/29/10 08:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Get one of those Super Soakers, put something like water and a little bit of vinegar or something unpleasant smelling like that in it. I can't imagine it being too harmful, just more annoying for the birds than anything else.

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mongo lloyd
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Registered: 10/16/09
Posts: 9,370
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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: idiotek]
#12649513 - 05/29/10 08:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Kill em, cook em, eat em.

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MadSeasonAbove
Reef Donkey

Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 3,143
Loc: Florida

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649515 - 05/29/10 08:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Firecrackers?

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Gumby
Fishnologist

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: idiotek]
#12649516 - 05/29/10 08:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thing is, I can't see them half the time so that wouldn't do me much good. And I live on a busy street, I don't think the people on the sidewalks would like to get soaked with vinegar water.

Anyone know if those fake owls or hawks actually work? Might stick one of those things out my window. Or I'll just get a real falcon and have it eat all those damned little noisy birds.

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Gumby
Fishnologist

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Posts: 26,656

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: MadSeasonAbove]
#12649520 - 05/29/10 08:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

MadSeasonAbove said:

Firecrackers?

Downtown Newark, NJ... Not the best idea.

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lepstadder
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Registered: 03/26/10
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[Re: Gumby]
#12649523 - 05/29/10 08:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

get a sling shot and some of those "snap pops" that kids throw on the ground

and shoot them towards the birds... maybe

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the human abstract
malaka the werewolf

Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649527 - 05/29/10 08:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

better idea get a super soaker and fill it with oil

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malaka the werewolf

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[Re: lepstadder]
#12649528 - 05/29/10 08:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lepstadder said:

get a sling shot and some of those "snap pops" that kids throw on the ground

and shoot them towards the birds... maybe

:lol:

i wanna try this

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blewmeanie

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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649529 - 05/29/10 08:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Have you tried earplugs?

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Gumby
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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: the human abstract]
#12649531 - 05/29/10 08:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

the human abstract said:

better idea get a super soaker and fill it with oil

LOLOLOL... So wrong but so funny.

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Paw_Paw
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Registered: 08/20/09
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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649534 - 05/29/10 08:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

We shoot them with shotgunns here in Texas
its also legal to shoot noisy chiwawas down here :smilingpuppy:

:smilingpuppy:

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blewmeanie

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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649537 - 05/29/10 08:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Start rounding up neighborhood cats and locking them up on the roof.

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Gumby
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[Re: blewmeanie]
#12649539 - 05/29/10 08:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

blewmeanie said:

Have you tried earplugs?

Yeah, they're not comfortable.

Besides, why should I be inconvenienced by some stupid ass birds? I'm human, I don't have to put up with their shit.

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mongo lloyd
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[Re: Paw_Paw]
#12649540 - 05/29/10 08:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Paw_Paw said:

We shoot them with shotgunns here in Texas
its also legal to shoot noisy chiwawas down here

You rednecks got something right then :thumbup:

:thumbup:

:lol:

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blissedout

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649542 - 05/29/10 08:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A pellet gun will be your best bet, unfortunately. The owls only work to keep the birds from roosting on your roof/eaves. I had a mocking bird outside my window some years ago and the fucker would start up every night around 2am, which is usually the time that I am just laying down for sleep. In a fit of drunken rage one night, I went out and started throwing whatever I could find into the tree that it lived in. I threw a golf club, rocks, crushed cans, and I even attempted to climb the tree to rip it's nest out. :lol:

:lol:

It didn't work. The bastard still didn't leave. It eventually moved on, but not before testing my sanity and resolve to kill it.

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shivas.wisdom
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#12649547 - 05/29/10 08:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What kind of birds are they?

I'd say be happy that you can hear birds outside your window-- it's better than the average sounds of the city. I'd say with time you will get used to it.

I used to be woken up by a family of crows or something living in the trees in my front yard. Each morning, at sunrise, the 'CAW CAW CAW' would begin. I didn't get much sleep for a while and hated them-- but I ended up enjoying it-- after a couple weeks-- I miss it now that all I get to hear outside my window is traffic.

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Gumby
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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: blissedout]
#12649548 - 05/29/10 08:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

blissedout said:

I had a mocking bird outside my window some years ago and the fucker would start up every night around 2am, which is usually the time that I am just laying down for sleep. In a fit of drunken rage one night, I went out and started throwing whatever I could find into the tree that it lived in. I threw a golf club, rocks, crushed cans, and I even attempted to climb the tree to rip it's nest out. It didn't work. The bastard still didn't leave. It eventually moved on, but not before testing my sanity and resolve to kill it.

I had a friend that had that same problem. He resorted to dousing the tree in gasoline and lighting it on fire. That worked.

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MadSeasonAbove
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Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 3,143
Loc: Florida

Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: Gumby]
#12649552 - 05/29/10 08:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.pestproducts.com/bird.htm

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Paw_Paw
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Registered: 08/20/09
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Re: Motherfucking birds!

[Re: mongo lloyd]
#12649553 - 05/29/10 08:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mongo lloyd said:

Paw_Paw said:

We shoot them with shotgunns here in Texas
its also legal to shoot noisy chiwawas down here

You rednecks got something right then

We also kill a lot of criminals that need to be killed down here
I love reading about what they say before they get the big shot :haha:

:haha:

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